Batman Housewife Catwoman TG 3
Alfred: "Master Bruce?"
Batman: "Al...fred? I...I...need to see Selena. Only she can fix this..."
Alfred: "At what cost?"
Batman: "My dignity..."
Alfred: "Master Bruce?"
Batman: "Al...fred? I...I...need to see Selena. Only she can fix this..."
Alfred: "At what cost?"
Batman: "My dignity..."
Catwoman: "Wow. The powers of Iris are more impressive than I even imagined."
Batman: "Wha...what happene...oh my god..."
Catwoman: "Now Batman, settle down. I just want you to follow your own advice for a little while. Be that "proper" girl and I might just be nice to you. Go home, explore your new changes, and c...
2024-02-16 17:44:26 +0000 UTC View PostBatman: "End this wild life, Selena! You're not wicked. Find a noble life. Settle down. Find a husband. Have children and raise them."
Catwoman: "Oh Batman, is that a noble life? The woman who knows her place. Doesn't ruffle any feathers. I guess only the man can wear a cape and raise hell."
Batman: "That's n...
2024-02-16 17:31:15 +0000 UTC View Post(Stephanie O'Hara, the billionaire tech CEO who's wealth was rivalling Bruce Wayne, and who's stock was rocketing in the business sector, turned from her newest and most prized asset).
Batman: "If you think a new body will stop me, you have another thing coming."
Stephanie O'Hara: "Ha. It's hard to tell whether it...
2024-02-13 18:41:24 +0000 UTC View PostServant: "Mistress Desmona, the Batman is resisting his training. He is quite defiant."
Mistress Desmona: "The Batman will not be a problem my dear child. He will be subservient to me just like yourself. Come back at supper, and he will be in your charge and ready to be commanded."
2024-02-13 18:05:51 +0000 UTC View PostBatman: "Gordon! Don't shoot! Please! It's me, Batman!"
Gordon: "Hands on your head girl. You know something about Batman's disappearance? Talk!"
Batman: "The unusual amount of disappearances in the city. They're linked to the increased prostitution. I...me, Batman...I was tracking a pimp down when I got zapped."<...
2024-02-08 18:43:57 +0000 UTC View PostMad Scientist: "Are you tired of being told you're uptight? Feeling despondent and often boring? My new machine will bring you to life. All your inhibitions will be released. But don't listen to me. Hear it from Wonder Woman herself."
Wonder Woman: "Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! The Mr. Scientist man is totally right! I feel...
2024-02-05 20:22:34 +0000 UTC View PostCop: "We caught this one in the act. Giving head to some guy in the alleyway."
Batman: "You don't understand. I need to speak to Gordon. If I don't meet my quota this is permanent. I'm Batman!"
Cop: "This one's crazy. But don't worry sweetcheeks, I'll fill your quota by filling your mouth...(cop unzips)"
(Ba...
2024-01-20 14:50:14 +0000 UTC View Post(The Stepford Wife walks Batman down the hallway, leading the Dark Knight to his new husband).
The Stepford Wife: "You seem nervous, Batman."
Batman: "I'm sorry Madame Stepford. I just hope my husband is handsome. And I can be a proper Stepford wife."
The Stepford Wife: "I can assure you, he is pleased. In f...
2024-01-18 17:17:22 +0000 UTC View PostStepford Trainer: "Excellent Batman! You've once again mastered your training. That's a A in shopping. Just like your training in Manners, Cooking and Baking, and Hosting. I think you're ready."
Batman: "You mean, you've found a husband for me?"
Stepford Trainer: "We have Batman."
(The other girls surround B...
2024-01-18 16:57:42 +0000 UTC View PostBatman: "You...you wont get away with this."
The Stepford Wife: "Oh pish posh Batman. Look at you now. You are completely de-mascunalized. You are no longer the Dark Knight. Now sleep my dear. Your programming will begin when you sleep."
Batman: "So...sleepy...I can't keep my eyes open..."
The Stepford Wife:...
2024-01-18 16:42:47 +0000 UTC View PostBatman: "Impossible. How did you do this?"
The Stepford Wife: "Welcome to the Stepford Life, Batman."
Batman: "My desire to fight back...fading...I'm..."
The Stepford Wife: "You're mine"
2024-01-18 16:19:35 +0000 UTC View PostBatman: "We need to get you out of here now! There's no time to waste. You're men. You need to remember..."
The Stepford Wife: "Well, well, well. It's the Batman. Try to take what is mine and you will only become mine."
Batman: "You'll find that it won't be as easy to ensnare me in your game."
The Stepford W...
2024-01-18 15:59:43 +0000 UTC View PostBatMite: "You're pregant!"
Batman: "You didn't..."
BatMite: "I actually didn't! But you and Gordon couldn't be separated yesterday. This wasn't my plan!"
Batman: "I can't change back. I need to give birth to the child..."
BatMite: "Children..."
Batman: "What?"
BatMite: "Well, I spy with my ...
2024-01-10 17:52:22 +0000 UTC View PostBatman: "What happened...the donuts...something in them..."
BatMite: "Well you and the Commish had quite the night. The chemistry between the two of you is just electric. And when you said "pigs" I just couldn't resist. Didn't think you'd eat the whole baker's dozen!"
Batman: "You need to change me back...please.....
2024-01-09 20:08:57 +0000 UTC View PostDetectives: "Hey Bats! Welcome to the police force. Didn't think you'd have to start your way from the bottom did ya?"
Batman (to himself): This is a nightmare. He's made me a junior member of the police force. BatMite's compelled me to follow the rules and I'm not on crime duty, just secretarial work for these pigs. Ju...
2024-01-09 19:42:05 +0000 UTC View PostBatMite: "He's sad, Batman! A hero makes sacrifices! Do it for your old friend Gordy! I promise you'll love what I have planned!"
Batman: "That's the fear. You're always trouble. You want me to bring him a gift? That's it? I doubt it. And it's out of character. I would never do that."
BatMite: "You wouldn't! But I...
2024-01-09 16:56:45 +0000 UTC View PostGordon: "You think he's in on it?"
Batman: "If trafficking is involved, the Penguin isn't far behind."
Gordon: "Gotham never rests. I don't have enough cigarettes in the pack to deal with it."
Batman: "Drop the habit Jim."
Gordon: "Suppose I can't offer you...(looks back and sees Batman has disappeared...
2024-01-09 16:48:53 +0000 UTC View PostThe Manipulator: "That's it, Batman. Continue to sleep. Right now your mind is being filled with pure pleasure. You are a beautiful young woman. Taken care of and protected by a generous old man. Everything is so peaceful, just like you when you sleep. And when you wake, the dream will be a reality. A reality you're addicted ...
2023-12-30 18:27:07 +0000 UTC View PostThe Kidnapper: "There we go, Batman. The serum has done its work. You are now just like the other captives."
Batman: "Mphhhhphpmhphppphhhhhh!!!!"
The Kidnapper: "You are intelligent enough to know that I know your struggles are merely for show. You are helpless, and, my pretty prize...you are scared."
(Batma...
2023-12-30 04:09:34 +0000 UTC View PostCustomer: "So you were the Batman?"
Batman: "I was. But I'm a bunnygirl now. Don't worry. I'm harmless and I need the cash or the Penguin will punish me. Just remember that you have me for a night. But...I'm Crusher and Bruiser's girl always..."
2023-12-19 03:22:29 +0000 UTC View PostPenguin: "How did you enjoy your time with Crusher and Bruiser, Bats? They live up to their names, eh?"
Batman: "Ye...yes...Mr. Cobblepot. Th...th...thank you Mr. Bruiser and Mmmm...Mr. Crusher...for...for...filling me with...your...fluids."
Penguin: Come now, Bats, ready to be my workin' girl and make me some mon...
2023-12-16 04:18:20 +0000 UTC View PostBatman: "The changes are real. I'm fully a woman. And he's left me in this room for days. Letting me stew. What's worse, the changes must be mental too. I'm too scared to escape. He must have some stronger version of Crane's fear toxin."
(There is a knock on the door that startles Batman who jumps).
Batman: "Who.....
2023-12-15 17:08:43 +0000 UTC View PostBatman: "Eeeeeeeeepppppp!!!! What did you do to me! Unhand me now!"
Penguin: "Never thought I'd be mandhandlin' ya like this, Bats? You're no Bat now, just a bunny. And proud new employee of the Iceberg Lounge."
Batman: "I'll never work for you!"
Penguin: "I don't think you're in a position to argue there. L...
2023-12-15 15:19:19 +0000 UTC View PostBatman: "How is this possible? How did you get so strong?"
Penguin: "Am I getting stronger? Or are you getting weaker? Haha! You haven't noticed the changes yet. Don't worry, in just a few seconds you won't be able to miss'em!"
2023-12-15 15:04:10 +0000 UTC View PostBatman: "Hmmmmm...what happened....mmmmmm...where...am...I?
Doctor: "How do you feel, Batman?"
Batman: "Mmmmmmm...I feeel sooooo gooooodddd...but who are you....mmmmmmm...soooo goooooodddd."
Doctor: "That's excellent, Batman. You've been administered a special pleasure serum...the strongest of its kind. The ...
2023-12-14 18:52:32 +0000 UTC View PostWoman: "Hello Batman, we thought we'd make this easier on you. My boss is extremely interested in you. So instead of you having to find the missing girls, we'll bring you right to them."
Batman: "And you think I'll just walk into your trap?"
Woman: "Well, you'll more fall into it. You see, you looked into my eyes....
2023-12-14 18:01:50 +0000 UTC View PostMayor Hill: "Stunning. It's still so hard to believe that the grandmother before me is the Batman. Go ahead Batman, you may speak freely."
Batman: "Hamilton...you monster. I'm in the body of the most vile politician in America. She's a neo-Nazi and..."
Mayor Hill: "Correction. You're a neo-nazi. In moments, you'll...
2023-12-14 15:43:25 +0000 UTC View PostScientist: "Come now, this way, Batman. That's it."
Batman: "Where is...Hamilton?"
Scientist: "Don't worry, you'll see your husband soon. We just want to do a few checks to see that you're ready. It's an important week for you and Mr. Hill. The election is in a matter of days. So first, can you tell us your name?"...
2023-11-29 16:26:52 +0000 UTC View PostMayor Hill: "He looks the same!"
Scientist: "I assure you Mr. Mayor, there has been tremendous progress. The Batman is in stasis right now, and completely harmless. The chemicals and sensory signals are doing there work. He is being re-calibrated this moment and our scans show that he is accepting the new programming ju...
2023-11-29 15:50:27 +0000 UTC View Post