Batman: "It's over Mayor Hill. We have all the documents. Your collusion with Two Face and his gang, the large cash bribes you've taken, your plots to make Two Face Gotham's richest drug dealer. You didn't actually think I wouldn't find out?"
Mayor Hill: "Actually I did. And it's no coincidence you finding out one week ...
2023-11-29 14:46:04 +0000 UTC
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Batman: "Another child is readddyyy for our army, Diannaaaa."
Wonder Woman: "Excellent Brucccceeee. You have been our best breeeeeder. The coin will be pleased and showerrrrr you with richessss for you and your mannny offffspringggg."
Batman: "In the coinnnn we trussssssttttt."
2023-11-28 17:22:52 +0000 UTC
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Wonder Woman: "You are one of us, Batman?"
Batman: "Oh yeah! Cause I was a yucky man boy. Stoopid and weeaaak. And now I'm...a BITCHY, WITCHY! With a naughty black outfit and an evil crooked nose! Like you, Sisssssss! Let's createeee missschiefff and find mennnn for me to fucccckkkkkk!"
2023-11-28 17:07:33 +0000 UTC
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Wonder Woman: "Yes, Yes! Give in! Ung! There. That's better. When I just let it happen, I feel a sweet warm release, flowing through my body. Mmmmm. Experience it sissterrrr."
Batman: "Ha...Haha...HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
2023-11-28 17:00:43 +0000 UTC
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Wonder Woman: "That'sssss what makessss thissss funnnnnn. Now let'ssss twisssssst your mind!"
Batman: "No, no, no...eat childrennnnnn, have sexxxxxxxxx with mennnnnnn...the coin speaksssss sooooooo. Nooooooo...."
2023-11-28 16:55:40 +0000 UTC
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Batman: "Issss it done? Wha...? My voicccceee! My...my bodyyyy. Hissssss."
Wonder Woman: "You look purrrfect sisster."
Batman: "I feeeeellll beautiful...the coin...so shiny...so preetttyyyy...it shapes my body for itssss purposse. But, no, you know Diana...I willlll fight thisssss."
2023-11-28 16:43:35 +0000 UTC
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Batman (his voice becomes feminine and hissy as he finishes his sentence): "Diana! Why? I'm...I'm feeemale...what'sssss happeningggggg."
Wonder Woman: "The coins will makes you not a heroooo. You, Bruce, are a breeeederrr for our new racccceeee."
2023-11-28 16:38:04 +0000 UTC
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Wonder Woman: "Brucey, Brucey, noble and clean. Now let's make you greedy and green!"
Batman: "What are you saying? Is this some sort of spell? UGH!"
2023-11-28 16:32:40 +0000 UTC
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Batman (to himself): The fog. It's not just restricting vision, it seems to have magical properties. This land is certainly strange. But Diana is here somewhere. (To Diana): "Diana! I received your distress call. Find my voice. I'll get you out of here!"
Diana (with a hissy goblin voice): "Brucccce. So glad you came. Bu...
2023-11-28 16:21:01 +0000 UTC
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Wonder Woman: "The transformation is complete. The coin, it is my new god. And it shows me a reflection of...the Batman. I will give it what it desires. The plot begins now. He will be one of us!"
2023-11-28 16:11:30 +0000 UTC
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Woman Woman: "The coin, it's a trap. By the heavens, it changes me. It's too fast. I shrink...and my skin...green. I'm no longer an...haha...Amazon. No, no...gold I must have it. I must have it all. So pretty. Let the changes come. A goblin I've become! Hahahahahaha!
2023-11-28 16:06:05 +0000 UTC
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Wonder Woman: "This land is strange. Riddled with magic and spells. Trinkets are strewn everywhere. They attempt to tempt me with gold and diamonds. They know not who I am. I've never succumb to such material wants...that coin...it shines brighter than all the rest. Is it a key? It is so...beautiful...no, the magic, it must b...
2023-11-28 15:58:05 +0000 UTC
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Goblins: "Batman's a girl. A goblin and green. Tell us dear Batman, what do you dream?"
Batman: "Being a hero, so boring and lame, mischief and mayhem is my new game! My new sisters I serve, let's go find some people to maim!"
2023-11-21 16:21:04 +0000 UTC
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Goblins: "haha hoho Batman did a no no!"
Batman: "Quit your singing and laughing! What have you done!"
Goblins: "The waters we told you were cursed, but you were stubborn or worse. A goblin girl you'll be, come out of the waters and see!"
Batman: "The green on my skin is appearing, why am I uncharacteristica...
2023-11-21 16:13:11 +0000 UTC
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Robin: "Batman, what is happening? What is this incepit witch doing to us?"
Batman: "Ahhhhhhhh zahhhhhhhhhh gahhhhhhhhhh..."
Witch: "Oh, silly Robin, this is your time! Always milling about under the Batman's wing. That man needed a lesson in humility. Now he'll be the sidekick! With a body that will leave no doub...
2023-11-21 15:54:50 +0000 UTC
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Toyman: "Well, Batman, you attempted to stop my new machine but you've only become a product of it. You are now a walking and talking live action figure. Of course, like all toys, the walking and talking is pre-programmed and you have no control over your actions. You will follow your programming to a tee."
(Toyman pull...
2023-11-19 14:23:08 +0000 UTC
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Joker: "You're takin this better than expected Batsy!"
Batman: "I can't help it. That imp made me desire only you. And I've inherited some of Harley's mind. I can't stop it. I can only thinking about sex and fun! I'm not even upset that it's twins! I just wanna pop these puppies out and get preggers with you all over ag...
2023-10-27 18:18:25 +0000 UTC
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Joker: "Say it!!!"
Batman: Fuck me...Puddin!!!!! please please please...I NEED IT!!!!!"
Mxy: "And they'll live happily ever after..."
2023-10-27 18:07:21 +0000 UTC
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Mxy: "You've been a busy little kitty cat haven't you Little Miss Bats? You'd be one of Catwoman's favourites."
Batman: "You've put me in constant heat you devil! I can't stop it! Change me now before I have my litter! Meow!"
Mxy: "Okay, okay...I owe a promise to a friend, so next one is for keepsies! You won't be...
2023-10-27 17:59:45 +0000 UTC
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Batman: "This is your woooooooorssstttttt yet! Moooooooo..I can't help....moooooooooo...my udders...so.....moooooooooooooooooooo...full...moooooo...I....need....mooooooooo....release!
Mxy: "Well, the cattle is coming back to the barn...so you'll get a certain release!"
Batman: "Nooooooooooo...I can't....moooooo......
2023-10-27 17:47:25 +0000 UTC
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Mxy: "Batman! I'm back and I'm bored!"
Batman: "Now isn't the time Mxyzptlk!"
Mxy: "Is there ever a good time? Let's try some new things!"
Batman: "Let's not you imp!"
2023-10-27 17:42:01 +0000 UTC
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Batman: "Batmite! You trickster! How am I supposed to change back now!"
Batmite: "Who'd have thought you'd be the mother of my little mite! Don't worry, you'll love being Ms. Batmite!"
Batman: "BATMITE!!!!!!!"
2023-10-27 17:20:42 +0000 UTC
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Batman: "So if are...intimate, you'll change me back."
Batmite: "It's the only way Batsy. If you want to be a hero again, you'll have to be MY partner. hehe"
2023-10-27 17:15:36 +0000 UTC
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Batman: "C'mon Robin! Keep up! We need to stop those thieves before they reach the supermarket!"
Robin: "It's no use Batman! Batmite made you unable to resist carrots. They're almost there, and if you enter you'll just head for the produce section!"
Batman: "We need to fix this! I need to find a way to stop that n...
2023-10-27 17:08:40 +0000 UTC
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Batman: "Batmite...is that you?"
Batmite: "Oh you were right Batsy! I look much more like the hero Gotham needs! And you look much more like the stripper Gotham needs!"
Batman: "If you think this will stop me from stopping crime, you're wrong!"
Batmite: "You're right again! Let's up the ante just a little bi...
2023-10-27 16:58:42 +0000 UTC
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Batman: "phpgfofffnpfppmfppdmdpmppphhh"
Batmite: "Now enough of that Batsy, just sit tight. We'll unbound you. I just have to show you the new me first! Why don't you get acquianted with the new you!"
Batman: "phphphaphsphaphsphhphspahaph"
2023-10-27 16:53:44 +0000 UTC
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Batman: "ENOUGH Batmite! You are NOT my partner! You're too much a fool to be a hero. Look at you, be more serious!"
Batmite (tears in eyes): "I...I was just trying to help out. But if you don't wanna be partners then FINE!"
Batman: "I'm sorry, I just..."
Batmite: "No no no no no. Maybe you're right. A hero ...
2023-10-27 16:45:57 +0000 UTC
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Batman: "I take it your powers were stripped of you."
Superman: "I have the strength of an ordinary woman. How did he do this to us?"
Batman: "A product like this was rumoured to be in development with the black market, but it wasn't anywhere close to completion. His stock has been booming of late, and his wealth ...
2023-10-23 03:26:06 +0000 UTC
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Dracula: "Batman, you no doubt were a formidable opponent, but I will always be the Ruler of the Night. As my fangs have penetrated your skin, they have also penetrated your soul. You have been utterly defeated and you are aware of it. That is certain to bring great shame, but as this new blood has entered your frame and tran...
2023-10-21 18:50:49 +0000 UTC
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Abductor: "Well isn't it interesting how things work out, Batman. You came to save the kidnapped girls, and now you find yourself kidnapped just like them. And just like them you certainly are. In every way. Now get comfortable. You'll be here for awhile. In fact, you'll probably spend the rest of your life in this room. I'm ...
2023-10-19 17:09:03 +0000 UTC
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