BatMite: "You're pregant!"
Batman: "You didn't..."
BatMite: "I actually didn't! But you and Gordon couldn't be separated yesterday. This wasn't my plan!"
Batman: "I can't change back. I need to give birth to the child..."
BatMite: "Children..."
Batman: "What?"
BatMite: "Well, I spy with my little eye that your belly will be full with...triplets."
Batman: "..."
BatMite: "Three future detectives...three new costumed heroes...three new (Batman scowling)...you know what...I'll just give you some space...uh...let you take it all in...don't kill me...bye!"