Detectives: "Hey Bats! Welcome to the police force. Didn't think you'd have to start your way from the bottom did ya?"
Batman (to himself): This is a nightmare. He's made me a junior member of the police force. BatMite's compelled me to follow the rules and I'm not on crime duty, just secretarial work for these pigs. Just need to push through. Get this gift to Gordy and be done with...wait...no...he's cued up a mental change...my woman parts...ohhhhhh Gordy..."