BatMite: "He's sad, Batman! A hero makes sacrifices! Do it for your old friend Gordy! I promise you'll love what I have planned!"
Batman: "That's the fear. You're always trouble. You want me to bring him a gift? That's it? I doubt it. And it's out of character. I would never do that."
BatMite: "You wouldn't! But I have a solution! Don't be you!!!!!"
Batman: "No, don't you dare change..."
ZAP!!!!