Cop: "We caught this one in the act. Giving head to some guy in the alleyway."
Batman: "You don't understand. I need to speak to Gordon. If I don't meet my quota this is permanent. I'm Batman!"
Cop: "This one's crazy. But don't worry sweetcheeks, I'll fill your quota by filling your mouth...(cop unzips)"
(Batman proceeds to go down on the officer).
Cop: "What's your name again? Say it!"
Batman (gurgling): "I'm Bwatmwan"