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Batman Babysitter TG

Little Girl: "I don't care! I want to go out!"

Batman: "No! Your parents said your bedtime was 9pm. You're going to bed!"

Little Girl: "You're supposed to be Batman! What, you're scared of the dark or something?"

Batman: "I only change back if I babysit you for the night. You can't go anywhere."

Little...

Batman Vampire Girl TG

Batman: "What...ugh...did you do?"

Vampiress: "I think you know Batman. You were bitten, and that makes you mine. Ahhh, yes, you feel your teeth coming in now. The hunger follows. But fret not...tonight we will feast!"

Batman to Fatman TG 7

Batman: "I've been stuck in your house for weeks. I get it. I underestimated you...and I lost. I'll be yours...forever. Even without the pheromones. Just, please, don't tell anyone what's become of me. They can't see the Batman fall like this..."

Pigman: "Oh, my dear Batman. We aren't to live in shame just because our b...

Batman to Fatman TG 6

Batman: "He's gone to the washroom. If he's like me he'll be at least an hour. In this body, that doesn't leave much time. I might be able to make it up the stairs."

(Batman struggles for that time to get up the stairs. He manages, only to find that the door is locked. He furiously tries to pick the lock, knowing with h...

Batman to Fatman TG 5

Batman: "Pigman, change me back immediately! I know you have the cure!...I...no...that scent...pheromones...I...don't..."

Pigman: "Of the strongest kind. And with your willpower completely eroded, you're gonna get me outta here where we can experience your complete change together."

Batman: "Need to get you out. N...

Batman to Fatman TG 4

Batman: "Alfred's right. He has something more up his sleeve. But I need to get to him. Before I become him."

Radio in the distance: "And how bout this folks. The Batman's been sighted again. Never one to be caught on camera, looks like the weight is making him easy to spot! Looking more like a Pigman than a Batman thes...

Batman to Fatman TG 3

Alfred: "Do you think it wise, sir, to speak to the Pigman? He knows you'll have found no cure. And he'll expect that you'll turn to find answers from him."

Batman: "It's the only way. I'm only getting bigger and hungrier. I can't fight crime like this. I can't be Batman until I fix this and there is no cure I can find....

Batman to Fatman TG 2

(Batman paid no mind to the threat from the comical villain. Until, without warning, his body began to transform).

Batman: "Need to get to the Batcave and find a cure. Can't fit in the Batmobile. Need to go on foot...but so sluggish."

Batman to Fatman TG 1

Pigman: "It's just like you to take the side of the - UGH!"

Batman: "I...said...ENOUGH!"

(Batman begins walking away while the Pigman is able to muster one last threat).

Pigman: "You'll put me in Arkham....but...but...you'll soon understand what it's like to be like me...the mocking...the laughing...you'll b...

Batman Fat Nerd TG 6

Batman: "I do have that limited edition Potter book! I just got it! Here, let me show you..."

"PHEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"

(Batman inadvertently blows a wet rank and file fart right in her date's face).

Batman: "I'm so...sorry..."

Kevin: "Agh. Ugh! Samantha, I don't know how to say this, but, I, uh, I think ...

Batman Fat Nerd TG 5

Kevin: "Is everything okay in there Samantha?"

Batman (flush with embarrassment and worry): "Hey hun! Don't worry about me! Everything is good! Be out in a few. Just got to fix myself up!"

Kevin: (to himself: "She's flushed four times already") (To Batman): "No worries!"

Batman (to himself): "I need to con...

Batman Fat Nerd TG 4

(Batman has resorted to online dating to attempt to curb his fate and end the curse laid upon him. Not the most popular profile given his extra weight, Batman was still able to find a man who appreciated the large woman's love for cosplay, Harry Potter and all things League of Legends).

Batman: "He accepted. I have a we...

Batman Fat Nerd TG 3

Batman: "The changes are becoming more and more rapid. I'm gaining at an insurmountable weight. He is intending to make it impossible to find a date. I'll have to search the desperate crowd. It's my only way out of this."

Batman Fat Nerd TG 2

Kid: "Are you still there, Batman?"

Batman: "....yes...."

Kid: "Good. Now that you are deep in trance, you will follow my instructions. Go home. Go to sleep. The changes will continue. You are never to oppose me. To the entire world, you are Samantha Eisen. You are a gamer girl."

Batman: "To the world...I am...

Batman Fat Nerd TG 1

(Batman came storming into the unassuming house and entered the basement, flush with surprise at what he saw. The most sophisticated computer in the world, the Batcomputer, hacked. All signs pointed to this ordinary house on an ordinary street in an ordinary neighbourhood).

Batman: "How? You're just a kid. You couldn't ...

Batman Fat Girl TG 5

Henchman: "What's with the fancy dress tonight Bats?"

Batman: "It's what my husband would want. Tonight was a big night. He won the territory war. Two Face had to retreat. We own all of Gotham's downtown."

Henchman: "So the Bat gets sexy and cooks the Penguin dinner."

Batman: "If that's what he wants. But it...

Batman Fat Girl TG 4

Batman: "Oswalt. I'm..."

Oswalt: "Fat! You got an ass that rivals mine! No more jumpin' from rooftops for you, eh Bats."

Batman Madman Surgeon TG

Madman: "Well, now, Batman...you do not look nearly as confident as when you arrived at my lair to stop me. My surgeries have made you just like the many women I've captured and you came to save. Sadly, and the reality has surely set in for you, there is no one to save you and this lair will be your new home where you are a s...

Batman Fat Girl TG 3

Batman: "I feel different. My weight, displaced. Center of gravity is changed. Whatever you have planned, I'll stop it you sick monster"

(Batman attempts to walk but stumbles and falls into Penguin's arms)

Penguin: "Harsh words for me Bats! Let's use this do-hickey to change that. After all, you've always had a li...

Batman Fat Girl TG 2

Penguin: "Quick men! Get him bound!"

Henchman: "Boss, he feels...lighter."

Penguin: "Haha! It's working! He's lost at least an inch of height. And the Bat is gaining quite the derriere. And isn't is great that his little Robin is here to witness him join the Penguin family!"

Batman Fat Woman TG 1

Batman: "A gun, Selina? It's not you. And it won't stop me."

Catwoman: "Oh, I know. It's not a gun. This here, the artifact of the Tygris, will stop you in your tracks. Sorry to do this to you Bats, but I'm in debt to Cobblepot and he's called in a favor."

(Batman rises to grab the artifact but as soon as he does ...

Batman and Robin Sex Addicts TG

Robin: "What's happening to us...haha...Batman?"

Batman: "Madame Femme, she...hehe...drugged us during the transformation. We're...hehe...at the mercy of the drugs."

Robin: "So we're..."

Batman: "She's made us whores...hehe...and we crave...haha...to be whores."

Man: "Batman...less talk, more..."

Batman Asian Housewife TG 5

Lau: "Batman, what are you doing here?"

Batman: "Please, call me Sun Mae. And, soon, I will be Sun Mae Lau. Mr. Yin has gifted me to you for your success in the Gotham deal."

Lau: "The very deal you attempted to stop."

Batman: "You own Gotham now. As Mr. Yin sees it, you should own its former protector. I mu...

Batman Asian Housewife TG 4

Mr. Yin: "So this is indeed the one known as the Dark Knight?"

Lau: "It is the Batman in the flesh, however new."

Mr. Yin: "So, Batman, you had conquered all your enemies and chose to oppose the Yin dynasty. Now, you are a member of it."

Batman: "我的荣誉失去了。求求你了，尹先生，饶了我�...

Batman Asian Housewife TG 3

Henchman: "Is he dead?"

Lau: "Hardly. The body is being synthesized. He cannot move. He cannot talk. Soon his mind will be attacked in the same way and will take on new characteristics of docility and subservience."

Batman (in his head): "他们对我做了什么。需要快速逆转！我的心意，不一样。�...

Batman Asian Housewife TG 2

Lau: "Batman, even with your body in shock and your weakened state, you continue to fight. But even you are no match and are completely harmless."

Batman: "mpmhhhhmpphhhhh..."

Lau: "You are nothing but another servant in my growing empire. I am eager for you to see the physical changes, but the mental adaptations ...

Batman Asian Housewife TG 1

Lau: "Welcome to Hong Kong, Batman. I am honored that you have come all this way for me. However, I'm sorry to tell you that you will not be extraditing me back to the USA. No, instead, you will be staying in Hong Kong longer than you imagined."

Batman: "I don't think you're in a position to dictate the way things are g...

Batman and Robin Exotic Dancers TG

Batman (in black): "Robin, there you are! We need to get out of here fast. The longer we stay like this the more we lose our old selfs and stay like this forever."

Robin: "Batman! What happened to us! Who are we?"

Batman: "The Penguin. He hired a magic user of some sort. We're employees of Mr. Cobblepot...er...we'...

Batman Housewife Catwoman TG 5

Catwoman: "Batman? A smile. You look, dare I say it, happy?"

Batman: "I am Ms. Kyle! I've completed the mission you assigned me!"

Catwoman: "You've found a man? Batman! Do tell!"

Batman: "I have! He smart and eccentric. I can't stop smiling since our last encounter. He's so funny! I can't stop laughing. Haha...

Batman Housewife Catwoman TG 4

Batman: "I've cleaned the kitchen and bathroom, baked the pie you requested, watched the afternoon soaps and did my makeup lessons. Is there anything else you require Ms. Kyle?"

Catwoman: "Yes, my adorable little kitten Batman. A proper woman needs to find a husband."

Batman: "But...bu..."

Catwoman: "Batman....