Kid: "Are you still there, Batman?"
Batman: "....yes...."
Kid: "Good. Now that you are deep in trance, you will follow my instructions. Go home. Go to sleep. The changes will continue. You are never to oppose me. To the entire world, you are Samantha Eisen. You are a gamer girl."
Batman: "To the world...I am Samantha Eisen..."
Kid: "You have a weight problem..."
Batman: "I have a weight problem..."
Kid: "You have a flatulence problem..."
Batman: "I have a flatulence problem..."
Kid: "You must find a boyfriend before this month's Comicon or the changes are permanent."
Batman: "Find boyfriend...by Comicon..."