Batman: "I feel different. My weight, displaced. Center of gravity is changed. Whatever you have planned, I'll stop it you sick monster"
(Batman attempts to walk but stumbles and falls into Penguin's arms)
Penguin: "Harsh words for me Bats! Let's use this do-hickey to change that. After all, you've always had a little crush on me. In fact, you can't stop thinking about me! Admit it Bats, you're in love with me! You'd do anything for me!"
Batman: "I...I...do...you..."
(Oswalt begins shaking is big butt right in front of Batman, who can't resist staring at it).
Oswalt: "haha! You'd even turn to a life of crime to get more of my ass!"
Batman: "I...I...would..."
Oswalt: "Well in that case, you're just gonna love your changes!"