Batman Fat Nerd TG 1
Added 2024-03-26 17:30:27 +0000 UTC(Batman came storming into the unassuming house and entered the basement, flush with surprise at what he saw. The most sophisticated computer in the world, the Batcomputer, hacked. All signs pointed to this ordinary house on an ordinary street in an ordinary neighbourhood).
Batman: "How? You're just a kid. You couldn't possibly have managed this on your own."
Kid: "Batman! Or, well, Bruce Wayne. Yeah, I know everything about you. Fix your firewall dude. It was easy."
Batman: "Fix it. Now...you don't know the trouble you're in."
Kid: "I would be, but it seems to me you can't keep your eyes off of that arcade. To be expected, the viruses on your Batcomputer have been sending you signals unbeknownst to you for weeks."
Batman (noticing he's slowly being entranced): "What...did...you...do...to me?"
Kid: "To be honest, I don't have any friends...just looking for someone to fill the void. Now, there'll be some changes. We need to disguise you so no one will recognize you. My ex should be a perfect disguise. She dumped me, no better revenge then to embarrass her in every way."
