Carol explained the complexities of why this didn't count as raiding while they were raiding.
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I've only encountered this exact nonsense in Fallout 4, but it's nonsense worth addressing.
In that game, you can tell your companions to equip nearly anything you can equip, and...
2019-05-28 03:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
"It's like stealing from a thief and then not returning anything to whoever they stole it from. See? 100% morally good."
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I forgot to draw Carol's bag, by which I mean she got tired and set it down for a bit. Obviously. EDIT - I forgot Carol's eyelashes, too...
2019-05-26 03:06:52 +0000 UTC View Post
You can't prove there isn't a medieval fantasy equivalent of the Fonz.
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That moment when everyone on your team is a support class.
As far as the games inspiring these comics, however, I've rarely found it an issue, because I generally don't exclusively treat my character as a...
2019-05-23 03:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
"You fool! You should have claimed I had a ton of supply to sell! Given how I play, it likely would have been true!"
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The logic behind my choice of Carol to be a bell-wielding Town Crier in this storyline were as follows:
Fear not, Town Crier Carol fans. She's still there. I just wanted to show some different camera angles before we all forgot where she even was.
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"We all have arrows in our knees."
It's a fair question, really. It's a fantasy world. There could be intelligent talking skunks even wit...
2019-05-19 03:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
"Not... Great...?"
After the previous comic, multiple people suggested golden bottle caps as the currency.
I'm not doing that, as the time to make that joke has past, but this was my immediate response when that was first suggested:
"That's it. That's the joke I should have done." 2019-05-16 03:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh hey, a day early! Woo!
Anyway, Grace might have zero points in barter.
It's entirely possible Grace might go through a canon last name change in the future, because seriously, even I can't remember how to pronounce Sciuridae half the time.
Not that I'm super good at pronouncing th...
2019-05-14 03:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Did they have reporters in Medieval times? I guess most people couldn't read, so there wouldn't be much point. That, and I'm not sure kings were big on ye olde first amendment rights.
Anyone who guessed Carol would be showing up on account of there being a reporter companion in Fallout 4 2019-05-13 03:18:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Physically, Sarah was transformed to the limit of that particular spell. Playfulness could still be elevated, however, and with Sarah's habit of absently tapping the side of her head with the wand and Grace sitting that closely, it wasn't long before both of them were very curvy and silly.
One might expect "and then Ted...
2019-05-10 20:37:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Sarah, nonchalantly tapping her head with the wand, has failed to realize that each tap has a small cumulative effect that can add up quickly...
I feel personally attacked right now.
Games have a tendency to mark one's objectives, which can be good or bad depending on what you want out of a game...
2019-05-09 04:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
A perfect execution of this joke / observation would have the super orc covered in arrows and surrounded by his fallen comrades before concluding he'd imagined Grace, but, y'know... Grace.
A Grace who hasn't been angered by slavers or people threatening her waifus, I mean.
Ninja Grace!
... 2019-05-06 21:29:48 +0000 UTC View Post
And now to petition every game with enemy markers on compasses and mini-maps to give the enemy markets little horns.
Fallout 3 was my first exposure to a Bethesda-style Role Playing Game, and the first RPG in general I'd played with so much depth and choice. As much as some criticize Fall...
2019-05-03 18:44:28 +0000 UTC View Post
This squirrel was made for walkin'... And that's just what she'll do...
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I DON'T CARE WHERE YOU GO JUST GO SOMEWHERE SKELETONS ARE NOT.
Yes, I know this may be difficult, what with it being both fantasy AND a post-apocalypse.
In open world games, walking is one of the selling...
2019-05-01 23:56:51 +0000 UTC View PostSam! But what’s happening with him?
Can vote for more than one.
2019-04-30 01:37:51 +0000 UTC View PostTedd has taken for granted that no one will notice her transformed state, and...
Can vote for more than one.
2019-04-30 01:35:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Dem bones!
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Why did I write more than one comic with skeletons
Why did I write even one
They're skeletons they have so many bits
And no, we didn't actually see Grace attack a skeleton, but she knew how easy they were to beat SOMEHOW.
But don't worry them. Skeleton...
2019-04-29 22:32:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Description - Elliot as Max and Ashley as Monica from Dark Cloud 2, Ashley with the 5-Star Armlet item.
Dating Advice From An Introvert With Little Interest in Dating
You guys, I'm not sure if exploring a dungeon and collecting items to build up houses and new weapons and such is...
2019-04-28 01:45:21 +0000 UTC View Post
EDIT - Added attached version. Sorry, I apparently forgot to do that before.
I considered using the Papyrus font for the skeleton.
I gave it a go.
I did not use the Papyrus font for the skeleton.
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Spooky scary!
Sort of.
I mean, it's certainly spooky...
2019-04-26 21:40:13 +0000 UTC View Post
I just wanted to draw that face.
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Seriously, Grace, don't dwell on it. This is a game where you can find a legendary fire wand that does bonus frost damage. You're just going to have to accept some weirdness.
2019-04-24 21:24:47 +0000 UTC View Post
It's a scientific fact that nervous sweat transcends the confines of worn buckets.
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It was important enough to me to show that dude's eyebrows that I openly defied the inherent opaqueness of his bucket helmet. I apologize for nothing.
A lack of tires
That guy...
2019-04-22 03:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
"Wish a bucket-head would show up," - Some Fallout super mutant.
EDIT - Minor correction
EDIT 2 - Fixed wording in panel one
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It's just a rule of the post-apocalypse that the outfits of various factions have to raise several questions.
I had w...
2019-04-19 18:53:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Starring Clint Roachwood.
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Panel two: Understatement of the storyline.
I would apologize to anyone not familiar to the theme for Rawhide, but now you get to look it up on the YouTubes, so, you know. YOU'RE WELCOME.
This comic was posted late. As one might guess, it wasn't bec...
2019-04-17 17:39:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Whoa, man, groovy...
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I really like this sort of magic in games. Enemies are rushing at you, and whoosh! Suddenly they're peaceful. Or running away. Or attacking each other.
Yes, manipulating the minds of your foes isn't exactly light and fluffy morally, but neither is rushing in a...
2019-04-15 20:22:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Just step on it, Grace. Come on.
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Difficult to say how powerful that roach actually is. I mean, yes, with the fire and such, but if it's a first level flamethrower, then it probably doesn't do that much damage in spite of being a continuous onslaught of fire. No, you need a DIFFERENT ons...
2019-04-12 21:17:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Their electric guitars are powered by demons from a realm of darkness and forged from the bones of monsters.
I'm not an expert, but that sounds pretty metal to me.
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My understanding is this is just shy of actual Fallout 1 canon.
Not that the, um... I'm not sure who's the boss...
2019-04-11 02:42:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Poll Description:
BEFORE - Diane and Susan, standing around, looking all similar but different and junk with their various similarities and differences.
AFTER - Suddenly, and without explanation, Diane and Susan wind up with heights ...
2019-04-09 02:53:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Gosh darn it all, post-apocalypse! Go home! Nobody asked for you!
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I couldn't decide which open world RPG to make fun of, SO I HAVE CHOSEN ALL OF THEM.
I'm sort of writing this storyline by as I go, but not entirely. I've got a couple jokes I know I want to have, and I'm trying to ...
2019-04-08 06:22:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Lucy appears to have been less interesting evening out sizes with Diane and more leaving Diane with the more of it.
First attached version is smaller and 1080 pixels tall, second is larger and 1920 pixels wide.
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I suppose there was a reason the test with the scales put Nan...
2019-04-05 20:52:37 +0000 UTC View Post
And yes, it is 100% possible to trade one's own height for more of an hourglass figure.
Just, you know, as a hypothetical.
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As might be apparent at this point, I'm allowing myself a bit of flexibility when it comes to proportions for the sake of comedy. I'm not 100% it "works" here...
2019-04-03 07:25:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh, like I'm NOT supposed to fling around more shipping fuel.
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Nanase has so many artifacts she wants info about you guys.
This might seem really sudden (because it is), but this is setup for a potential Nanase Craft sequel in which Nanase Craft and Lovely Assistant Sarah would rid...
2019-04-01 19:12:33 +0000 UTC View Post
