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Fantasy Wasteland - 16 - HD

Did they have reporters in Medieval times?  I guess most people couldn't read, so there wouldn't be much point. That, and I'm not sure kings were big on ye olde first amendment rights.

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Anyone who guessed Carol would be showing up on account of there being a reporter companion in Fallout 4, give yourself a big cookie. You've earned it.

NOW! My understanding of actual town criers is that they worked for the people in charge and made announcements and such on their behalf, so this doesn't really make any sense.

HOWEVER, I'm poking fun at games in which people often misinterpret how pre-apocalypse things worked, so I say this is appropriate and clever and *I* deserve a cookie, too!

Or rather, I would if I knew what exactly a town crier was before writing this comic, which I didn't, really. I looked it up afterward. But still!

Fantasy Wasteland - 16 - HD

Comments

I'm kinda on the side of the mayor here, any chance Grace gets a quest to steal Carol's bell?

B. P.

Someone should have told her to just bribe the guard. Whiterun needs to be more discretionary about who they hire as guards, cause they let my dubious character waltz right in for a few septims...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqB6rY94DCw

That one with the boobs

Fun future fact: Robots hate baseball. Book it, Canon, done.

McZed

aaand here is your cookie :D

Jere

The first unofficial town crier stepped up to do the job he was *born* to do about an hour and a half after the first real town crier was given that job. A little over an hour of that time was taken up with the town crier learning the details of their new job, including asking questions like what their new benefits package was like. (Health insurance wasn't discussed, as this was long before health insurance, and even before doctors were associated with medical practice... or the term medical practice was a thing. Benefits discussed were more like whether the guy could get away with a bit more harassing of commoner women. Except harass was not the word used, because it wasn't applied to that behavior yet.) Disclaimer: I am not a historian.

Some Ed

Bard were medieval news reporters

Alenil

Ooo, Carol? Haven't seen her in ages! I love her dress. :)

coredumperror

Carol gives me great joy

They never let him play catcher and he lashed out.

Dan Shive

I don't know if you're being serious, but in my FO4 delirium days, I had that thought. That the mayor hated real baseball, because he was a ROBOT.

That one with the boobs

That's the real reason the ghouls got kicked out of Diamond City. They knew too much about how baseball actually worked.

Dan Shive

I think most news in the Middle Ages was passed by word of mouth, with all the downsides that that implies. A crier would announce the news deemed important enough, possibly riding a fast horse when it was urgent.

Stephen Gilberg

listen to what they think baseball is!!and they have ghouls who had first hand experience!! ugghhh

That one with the boobs


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