michaelhamm

This is nothing.

This photo is literally nothing. It has no point and no purpose. I took it because I like how it looked and then I made a stupid face cause I can’t take myself seriously. I figured you guy’s wouldn’t be too upset if I posted it here without any reason. I mean... the underwear are chibi ghostbusters so that’s kinda gee...

Make it zippy!

Cheers to the weekend, and I right folks! Just kidding, the weekend mean literally nothing to me. But to those who it does, YEY!!! WEEKEND!!! FUCK YEAH!!

Let’s get comfy and unzip a little!

It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s... a bird?

Hello patreon! Just popping in to share another little Hawkman photo! I’m looking to finally shoot this in September with Shaun Simpson, and I’m currently making a bunch of little changes, finishing the boots and touching up the wings! I’m getting excited to do another DC character lol. Getting closer to a full justice ...

“What I’m” Wednesday: x-men toys!

Today I want to talk about what I’m collecting: Marvel legends X-men!

Today I want to talk about my toy collection. More specifically I want to talk about my X-Men toys. I’ve been collecting toys for a long time and when I say “a long time” I mean a long long time. And when I say “a long long time�...

GREAT FUCKING NEWS!

Hey patreon! I’m so so so happy to say that Instagram got back to me, and I officially have control of my account again!! To celebrate, Here is a picture of my first and last selfie on Instagram lol. A bit cheesy but oh well!! I’m so fucking happy. (Even if I never look it in photos)

Thank you all so much for helpi...

Not cool mike...

I know, I know. I asked you all to vote which iceman you wanted to see and then didn’t actaully post the one that got the most votes. But look, I’m fixing that right now! And besides, I think the rest will be worth the wait.

Another one!

First, I wanted to share this incredible Nightwing image by Shaun Simpson because I’m really fuckibg hyped on all the incredible DC news that came out yesterday!

Secondly, I can’t beleive there is a new Batman game coming out with a new Nightwing design for me to attempt to make and then Give up on.

AHHHHHH ...

You’re Hot then you’re Cold!

You’re yes than you’re no! You’re in then you’re out, you’re up then you’re down!

Guys I tried SO hard not to write that out but I couldn’t control myself. I’m so sorry but the Spirit of Katy Perry some how took control. Luckily I know a great exorcist so that demon is gone and I can’t actually talk ab...

Throw back!

I just wanted to take some time to do a throwback to the smirk that started it all! Who knew that even at a young age I was already smirking and taking selfies? Certainly not me lol. This was such a weird time in my life and I can almost remeber this exact moment. I had begged my parents for a web cam and then I literally nev...

“WHAT I AM” Wednesday: The Witcher on Netflix!

OK, So let’s talk about the Witcher!

Before I start it’s important to note that this is my second time trying to watch the show. When I first started the show I found it incredibly confusing which made difficult for me to pay attention to. I know that sounds quite blasphemous considering Henry Cavill’s ass is in l...

It’s not Ice to choose!

But sometime you gotta be bad! And in the spirit of being a litte bad, I’m coming to you guys to see which iceman you want to see heat it up next!

On the left we’ve got the “All new X-men” version of iceman, and on the right we’ve got “2000’s Movie inspired” iceman!

Comment below which you want to ...

No good!

I was trying to think of what I wanted to post today and I thought it might be a cute idea to post a digital print of the image I used here on patreon for the “Good semeritan” tier!

I think I’ll eventually do this will all the shots I used for the different tiers because it’s... well I have no good reason so we...

Sunday Bun day!

And who better to celebrate bun day with than Nightwing! Here’s a cheeky litte twist to end the weekend with!!

Just life stuff!

Hey guys! Sorry if I seem a little spacey I recently lost my Instagram so I’ve been a bit panicky since it’s the main way I promote patreon and make my income. It hasn’t been hacked or anything but I can’t get into it and haven’t been able to for a few days.

I’ve contacted IG and Facebook about it but have ...

Kitty cat, Kitty cat, MEOWMEOWMEOW!

This just in, I’m currently editing a video about all the cats that have entered my life! Well not CURRENTLY. Currently, I’m at the gym walking on the treadmill. BUT! When I get home I will be editing the video and I can tell you in advance that it’s not gonna be as short as I wanted it to be lol.

I clealry have ...

‘WHAT I AM’ Wednesday!!

I was having a conversation with a friend about patreon and came to the realization that I’m losing a bit of what this used to be and losing a bit of myself in the process. When I started patreon I was always struggling to get “professional quality content” so I would just post random selfies of geeky stuff I was doing....

Hang in there!

With this lovely quarantine occurring I’ve been looking back at some old shoots and old costumes and it’s been kind of nice. I’ve also been lucky to have Shaun there to look back and re-edit some so I can share them with all of you.

This one is from a shoot that was years and year and year and years ago. I like t...

Lier Lier Pants on... FIRE!

Look, I know I said no more fire puns, but I was kindly reminded that I hadn’t finished my Johnny Storm stop series. I’m so sorry that you’ll have to see at least two more of these :(

Just kidding, I’m sure you’re not TOO upset.

A Fantastic Night!

I’ve officially run out of Fantastic 4 Puns and you know what that means?

ITS TIME FOR SOME MOTHER FUCKING NIGHTWING!

You all know how important this character is to me, and I know how much all of you love him as well! In fact, the first time I had ever done a Nightwing costume I hadn’t even read a Nightwing ...

Peek a boo!

I see you!

Do you see me?

Oh god please see me. For the love of all hell, that seeing me is essentially my job.

SEE ME!! GIVE ME ATTENTION!!

New Video! Slice Of Hamm: Travel & Time

Well hello there! Welcome back to a Slice of Hamm, a show where I try to quickly answer a question you've all asked me! This time around I'm answering two questions. Yes, you heard that right TWO WHOLE QUESTIONS! I am truly a man of the people.  

Question One: Where are some places I really want to travel to!  ...

2 out of 4 ain’t bad!

It took all of my strength not use the ol “TWOsday Tuesday” gimic for the title because as we all know, I’m a huge fan of the dad joke.

Speaking of dads!

Here is a new FF pic where I took on the role of both mommy and daddy! It’s such a fantastic (oops) shot, and I’m just so grateful for all of Shaun’...

That aftermath!

I’m feeling kind of foolish for posting that whole thing yesterday but I think I was just feeling some kind of way with the quarentine happening content was dropping, prints were lower quality, mail was taking longer, my costumes slowed down, my fitness hit the wall and I just really felt like I was doing a shitty job. This...

Ripped off!

Hey folks! I’m feeling a bit overwhelmed right now as someone came to me saying that they feel I’m ripping people off. Because patreon is my main source of income I take these kinds accusations pretty seriously.

I’m curious if you guys feel like you’ve been ripped off or that you haven’t got the rewards you w...

You guessed it!

So this isn’t really a great picture but I wanted to follow up on the last picture in front of this sign. I was asked if it was the rules for kings cup and TADA! it is!

The story behind the rules also isn’t that good but I’m going to tell you anyway.

My roomate and I went to the UK and for some god forsak...

You Asked 4 it!

I asked you guys what you wanted to see as this months cosplay print and the votes are in! You all wanted to see Mr Fantasic, The Human Torch, AND invisible woman in one photo.

Well thank the God Shaun Simpson for this one because it’s both incredible and hilarious!

Say hello to the Hamm-tastic 4!

Slippery when wet!

Here’s a little preview of this one of this months lewd prints! I know you’re sick of the shower photos (yeah right) so I hope your don’t get too mad at me!

Brunt out!

Look, I know I already sent the Johnny Storm strip print, but I really jumped the shark with that and didn’t post any of the in between shots. So please let me fix that!

Protection!

I’m posting more Invisible woman becuase she amazing. And if you dont know why, go back to the other photo and read up! She not only has the ability to go invisible but she can also create protective barriers/force fields! God damn she’s cool.

I saw the sign!

And if you saw the sign, you’ll clealry say it says “bitch”. Ultimately it’s a fitting title, but I do find it a bit distracting lol. I took like 6 pictures here cause I though it would look cute and now every picture it’s says BITCH in capital letters. Oh well. If the shoe fits!