In which Alrek discovers just what Nurse Poppy really plans for him, and tries to resist both her and the nurse's overeager bimbo apprentice—who has, it seems, a bit of an oral fixation. It's just so hard to think, or move, or do anything other than stare up at those big, bouncing tits... surely he's safe with his nurse...
2019-07-31 19:38:34 +0000 UTC View PostIn which Alrek is too stubborn for his own good—much to the kelpies' delight!
In which Alrek struggles futilely against slow, delicious submission to the Thriae—and the bubble sprite gets involved.
In which Gretel isn't quite able to escape the goblin maids' loving embrace—and ...
2019-07-28 23:18:25 +0000 UTC View PostIn which a new band of heroes discovers just how easy it is to accept Disadvantage on Wisdom saves against arrogant peach alraunes, bimbo berrymaids and switchy batgirls.
This session went extra-long, so I'll post the other half of the transcript some other time, hopefully soon, with a better write-up. :)
2019-07-26 04:26:30 +0000 UTC View PostIn which Alrek gets in a fight, gets injured, and seeks medical care—and discovers how difficult it can be to withstand the condescending sweetness of a pretty nurse with a soft voice.
Hello, my lovelies! Yep, it's another two-parter. I just couldn't help myself.
And trust me, I know this month seems li...
2019-07-23 16:28:15 +0000 UTC View PostHello, my lovelies! Extremely obvious good news: Our local tech witch got the internet back up and running! Huzzah!
So I haven't done one of these polls in a while—I'd just like to know which of the things I upload are appreciated, and which are maybe, let's say, less-than-beloved. I'd really apprecia...
2019-07-12 02:22:24 +0000 UTC View PostSo, my internet's out! It'll be down for at least another day. I'm totally off the grid, and I had to get to the library in town to even communicate this. It's been a bad couple of days.
Initially, I expected this to be a fairly minor inconvenience, since, y'know, mo internet mo problems, I can just get my n...
2019-07-11 18:51:33 +0000 UTC View PostHello, my lovelies! It's time to pick the Alternate Endings for June's stories. Should we see:
The Bimbo Ballet: What happened to Alrek in the Bad End when the succubus caught him?
The Dragon's Dairy Cow: What if the two goblin maids, the cupid, the catgirl and the kitsune couldn't agree on who g...
2019-07-07 18:19:39 +0000 UTC View Post
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So here, at long last, is an MS Paint-scratched map of the Lacratian Continent (and neighboring islands). I hope it's easy to understand!
I'm going to make a second ver...
2019-07-05 22:22:19 +0000 UTC View PostUPDATE: Just a bookkeeping fix, but I was informed by a helpful patron that a lot of my older Vault stories were not accessible for anyone pledging at the $99 tier or higher. It's been fixed!
Hello, my lovelies!
So those of you following my 2019-07-05 21:56:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello, my lovelies!
As always, I appreciate your support, feedback and votes (check out the July BP Poll; it's a dead heat!) so much. I wanted to let you know where I'm at.
Basically, I've finally hit one of my hyperproductive streaks, and I spent the last two entire days holed up in my study (yeah, peopl...
2019-07-03 04:40:46 +0000 UTC View PostHello, my lovelies!
It's time once again to vote on this month's bonus pairing!
Village Girls vs. Ghost (CF+CF+CF+CF+TF vs. CF): On a dare, five eligible young ladies from a Western Plains village opt to spend the night in an ancient mansion up the hill. But the ghost of the inc...
2019-07-01 15:46:12 +0000 UTC View PostHello, my lovelies!
So, there's been three big things that happened this month that turned June into a bookkeeping month instead of a smutwriting month. :(
1. Sickness, as I said.
2. I moved. Moving day only took, well, a day, but adjusting to my new environment has been difficult. I've got it down now, it's...
2019-06-29 17:19:27 +0000 UTC View PostIn which a dominant dragonboy starts to notice his other pets acting strangely shortly after he captures a new sultry holstaur for his hoard. But the holstaur is being so pliant and obedient, giving him everything he could ever want, telling him everything he could ever want—surely she couldn't be behind his cu...
2019-06-29 16:57:18 +0000 UTC View PostIn which a rogue tries to prove to some mischievous goblin maids that he can't be sweetened up by dessert for breakfast, while Elidh uncovers a key clue about something awfully strange going up in the mountains. And nearly loses a fight with a chicken.
In the fourth session of this game, one member of the team ...
2019-06-28 19:02:31 +0000 UTC View PostHello, my lovelies!
The editor's hit some delays, but Holstaur vs. Dragon will be up by Friday for sure. There's also another D&Dazes transcript on the way. The compilation is about halfway done, and I'm hoping to finish it today or tomorrow!
I know it's been a rough month—I definitely didn't enjoy the...
2019-06-27 16:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostHello, my lovelies! Thanks so much for your patience—I'm finally back! And I have a question for you all! :)
The sickness isn't totally past, but it's basically just a runny nose and a bad cough, so I'm ready to get back to work tomorrow morning. So we've had a pretty bad start for June, but what's on the agenda for t...
2019-06-16 21:48:28 +0000 UTC View PostHello, my lovelies!
This is hopefully the final notice that I am still sick, bu the fever's stayed broken and I am almost back on my feet! I'm awfully sorry about the continued delay—I'll hopefully be back to responding to messages and working on updates tomorrow morning! <3
2019-06-13 19:55:04 +0000 UTC View PostThe fever's starting to break, but I'm still getting over this.
If you're in one of the D&Dazes games, or have commissioned me, know that all appointments should be considered off until further reference! We'll reschedule them when I'm spry and fit again. :)
2019-06-06 21:18:26 +0000 UTC View PostHello, my lovelies! So it's peak pollen season and I'm getting it bad. It might actually be a fever disguised beneath pollen allergies. I'm gonna be taking the next few days off, so everything will be delayed a little. Works are on their way!
2019-06-04 16:54:59 +0000 UTC View PostHello, my lovelies!
It's time once again to vote on this month's seductive pairing—who will win? Usually the lady, if we're being honest. But what if it's two ladies? What if the only way to win is to be helplessly seduced? Dilemmas, dilemmas.
Village Girls vs. Ghost: It's a tale as old as time: On a da...
2019-06-02 17:37:41 +0000 UTC View PostHello, my lovelies!
I'll cut to the chase—once again, it's time to pick an alternate ending for me to write this month!
The Larya vs. Succubus AltEnd for last month, and the Dragon vs. Holstaur BP, are finished, and I just need to set aside time to edit them. As such, we technically only had three stories in May...
2019-06-02 16:32:11 +0000 UTC View PostIn which Prince Felic falls deeper and deeper in love with Lady Jenne... and her wispy illusory handmaidens.
That's right, it's a big ol' three-chapter update bringing this tale to a close! I hope you all enjoyed. It was nice to dip outside the Cloistered Lands and study the problems of a distant world.
S...
2019-05-28 18:05:19 +0000 UTC View PostA note: This is a Goblin Vault series I plan to keep updated on a roughly monthly or once-in-a-while basis, in which I... basically talk a bit stream-of-consciousness about my writing style and methods and practices. I thought it'd be fun, and it makes a good thing to write about when I can't get myself to write act...
2019-05-26 17:44:32 +0000 UTC View PostIn which the bard puts on a show for some fauns, the bard and ranger get a little tied up by a petulant cherry dryad, and the rogue finds himself alone with the faun he outwitted earlier—and learns that "0 WP" doesn't always mean "totally harmless".
This session was super fun for me to run, though it did requ...
2019-05-11 18:44:33 +0000 UTC View PostHello, my lovelies! I am writing this message from the past so that it releases after I'm sure everyone's had a chance to access "Bimbo Ballet", or whatever I ended up titling it. How are things in the future? Is Kusinich pulling ahead in the primary?
Last month we had three lovely completed stories with all kinds of en...
2019-05-10 17:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostHello, my lovelies!
So, first, a quick retrospective on this month's accomplishments:
Hello, my lovelies! I really hope you're enjoying the latest stories, and thanks so much for your comments and encouragement! There's a delightful crop of ideas in store for May.
Remember, you can vote for more than one.
Thriae Queen vs. Thriae Warrior: The queen of a powerful Thriae hive decides to...
2019-04-30 17:40:21 +0000 UTC View Post[It's a working title.]
In which Larya, tired and horny, finds herself enthralled by the swinging hips of a dancing succubus—and is drawn into the dance herself.
And the Bonus Pairing for April is completed right on time, bringing this month to a close! It's been really lovely. This story is se...
2019-04-30 16:52:18 +0000 UTC View PostIn which Gretel hitched a ride with a farmgirl riding a self-driving cart—with a very different destination.
This was a really fun story to write, and though I was surprised it got picked as the AltEnd for the March stories, I was hoping it would be the one.
This is probably the second-to-last update fo...
2019-04-27 18:35:31 +0000 UTC View PostAs always, Limini the mercenary enchantress is hunting fey for a wealthy buyer—but what happens when she mistakes a powerful and curvaceous coil fiend for an ordinary lamia? Will she be able to break this demoness to her will? Or will she be lost in those spiraling eyes... and those nice, jiggling breasts?
