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2017-12-13 04:34:10 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm always trying to make my page a better place for everyone. This means more engaging for you guys, and -- yes, total transparency -- more lucrative for me. Some comments recently have poked some holes in my current tier system that, while admittedly not NEWS to me, did reinforce the idea that I need to change some thing...
2017-12-13 02:11:12 +0000 UTC View PostSo I've been on kind of a D&D/fantasy kick recently, so instead of the usual selection between Deadslayer or Blackmere for the original short, I'm gonna be doing a thing in the Underdark with a couple of drow twins. <3 If the D&D option wins the poll TOO, maybe we can even do a little sequel and tie everything u...
2017-12-12 02:26:24 +0000 UTC View PostHad an insane idea. Maybe amazing. Maybe stupid. But I wanna talk about it anyway.
It's no secret, at this point, that nobody gives one shitting dick-nipple about the erotica reviews. Nobody has gone for that patron slot, and even those who could get it for free (from having a slot one higher) don't bother cashing it in....
2017-12-10 21:34:49 +0000 UTC View PostHEL-LOOOOOOOOOOOOO TENTACLES!!!
I'm still sick, mysteriously (been like a month, fuck!) but strong enough to work. And now that I've FINALLY finished the November content, it's time to hop over to the very belated December stuff, starting off with the monthly poll, which has... not been monthly, because of the split-vote debac...
2017-12-09 19:58:26 +0000 UTC View PostStill sick, still moving slow, but at least I'm moving. While I understand that it's December now, I'm working on the Guardians of the Galaxy story that was supposed to be November (the one that was voted on in... September, for new tentacles). So obviously it has no choice but to be late, but I am working on it and gonna finish...
2017-12-03 20:25:40 +0000 UTC View PostAuthor's Note: Fully funded, fully written, fully finished -- the new Dungeonrunners is done at last, crowdfunded by patrons! Shout-outs to everyone who helped pitch in, and especially to those of you who did some serious heavy lifting. Because of the amazing turnout we also have a seriously le...
2017-11-27 22:51:42 +0000 UTC View PostSo while I was busy wheezing for breath until I passed out, I had an idea for a story that is not merely a story -- a story that could be a SAGA.
The working title (subject to change) is Legend of the Pokétrap, and no, it shouldn't be too difficult for you to figure out what the basic themes of this one are. The idea is to do...
2017-11-25 19:25:35 +0000 UTC View PostAsickalypse? Apocasick? I dunno.
Anyway! I'm still sick but I am getting BETTER and for the first time since all this shit started I've set up my laptop and I'm setting my sights on getting some actual work done. The endless patience you guys have been showing while I attempt to survive this thing means SO much to me, but don'...
2017-11-25 19:05:57 +0000 UTC View PostHey all. Sorry for silence. Really trying to get better. I have severe acute bronchitis and cough syncope, which causes blackouts/seizures. I am trying to get through it but I realize it's taking a shittily long time. On the bright side I had some neat ideas for a story, and shall be sharing them when I am well enough. Love lo...
2017-11-21 19:53:37 +0000 UTC View PostI might have been getting ahead of myself when I described that health issue as minor. Sorry for the delays everyone.
2017-11-17 22:14:22 +0000 UTC View PostHey tentacles! Don't worry, still working on Dungeonrunners, gearing up to get back to typing right now if I can bring myself to, actually. But I'm coming to the resignation that I may need to take some days of actual full rest.
I have bronchitis at the moment. However, unsatisfied with simply being an extremely violent, painf...
2017-11-15 02:44:31 +0000 UTC View PostHow long can the Dungeonrunners last against such a Light-forsaken place?
2017-11-13 23:41:33 +0000 UTC View PostAuthor's Note: What happens when 1980's animation gets assfucked by 1910's-1930's pulp literature, then gives birth to a fully-grown daughter who in turn gets completely violated by yours truly?
You get the Strange Tales of the goddamn Deadslayer.
We're back with the t...
2017-11-12 20:49:22 +0000 UTC View PostStrides made on the new Deadslayer (which is maybe halfway done or a bit more), so I'm expecting it to be done in a couple days. ^_^
As I promised, an update on the current Dungeonrunners crowdfunding situation -- I've currently raised $40 towards it, so if there have been any stragglers uncertain as to whether or not this wou...
2017-11-10 20:52:19 +0000 UTC View PostSo I've spent quite a while thinking about how I wanna do this crowdfunding thing, and nothing intuitive has really come to me. I considered making an elaborate series of polls but then, like... realized it didn't make any sense and would only weigh everything down. There's only gonna be one decent way to do this, and that's to ...
2017-11-06 19:45:57 +0000 UTC View PostAuthor's Note: TA-DAAAAAAAAA.
Sorry for the quietness post-Halloween, everyone. Had a toothache and was a bit crabby for a while, plus I was sinking my time into getting this thing finished -- which, as you can see, is quite long, and thus took a pretty long time to finish. 2017-11-06 01:34:17 +0000 UTC View Post
HELLO AGAIN, TENTACLES!
It's been a really fun month everyone. With only a few days left to Halloween, it looks like chances of me releasing another story by then are pretty unlikely -- but we got three cool new stories out of the deal, and a new tradition to continue into next year! Which was your favorite of the three patrow...
2017-10-29 04:28:32 +0000 UTC View PostThe client of the Stranglethorn and Misadventures titles got this piece done, based on the most recent chapter of the story (which you can check out ...
2017-10-26 22:01:13 +0000 UTC View Post3,000 words into the Resident Evil story and refuse to slow down. I'd LIKE to get it out tonight but hopefully it should be tomorrow at the very latest. Wait. What is today.
Okay Monday. So I can possibly do it tomorrow. I just don't want to. But I might. POSSIBILITIES.
HAVE SOME MORE SPOOKY PUNK SONGS FOR PATROWEEN.
2017-10-23 21:54:26 +0000 UTC View PostSo Patreon recently decided to shove a big stick up the ass of anyone creating "fringe" adult content. Fringe meaning "basically all of it."
New no-no's on the site specifically include non-con (and all possible shades of gray), bestiality, incest, and kid stuff. While the last one doesn't affect me much, the others very much ...
2017-10-20 20:11:34 +0000 UTC View PostWoefully behind on work so it's time for a crunch-day. Energy drinks do NOT fail me now.
All things remaining equal, if I don't let myself get distracted, I'm gonna try to stick to my promise of releasing Forbidden Fire later today!
As of zero minutes ago from the typing of this typing, the Resident Evil poll has finally finished (I really need to make these polls shorter, 'cause the last 3 days or so really seem to be pretty superfluous in the way of getting more votes in) and B2 is the winner!
It is my opinion that this was a wise choic...
2017-10-15 21:59:13 +0000 UTC View PostSo remember when I said I was gonna get some commissioners in on the Patroween fun if I could manage it? Well, I have succeeded -- for fans of my DC stories and the Forbidden Fire title specifically, you should have a special treat coming up as the client for that story has given me the go-ahead to do a Halloween holiday special...
2017-10-14 18:56:41 +0000 UTC View Post