Enormous tier update + D&D game

I'm always trying to make my page a better place for everyone. This means more engaging for you guys, and -- yes, total transparency -- more lucrative for me.  Some comments recently have poked some holes in my current tier system that, while admittedly not NEWS to me, did reinforce the idea that I need to change some things.

I've been hesitant to make tier changes because I don't want to take anything from anyone that they already have and feel that they deserve. As such, I have not done that. 

The Tier Changes

Many of these changes are minor or insignificant. $1 patrons keep their access and votes, but now miss out on sub-polls (sorry!) to make way for the $2 tier, which gets them. The $5 tier never really got the bang for their buck with Ediroticas being infrequent and Erotica Reviews being non-existent, so in addition to what they already got, they now get access to read the bi-monthly D&D stories (more on that in a sec) in an attempt to bolster the worth of that slot.

The $15, $25, and $35 slots have been obliterated completely because fuck those slots, nobody wants them and nobody needs them. The commission discount slot assumes that I have more time to do commissions than I have. There aren't enough Master's Journeys to make the $25 slot worth having. And nobody cares about the Erotica Reviews.

Replacing these are a $10 and $30 slot, and both revolve around what will hopefully be an all-new function of the page -- a fantasy-themed interactive story that will be updated with bi-monthly shorts. The $30 slot will get you a character sheet and a seat at the table. Four of these seats are available so the game doesn't get too bloated. The $10 slot gets you access to vote on polls regarding the DM side of things, throwing in an aspect of randomness and letting you fuck with the players a bit! If the spectators decide there should be a tentacle monster behind the next door, well, maybe those players need to watch out. The players will be able to vote on these too, however -- should be fun!

The $50 tier remains unchanged except that they are now able to BYOC (bring your own chair), joining the D&D game even if there is not a slot left open.

Since the D&D thing is a large aspect of this new tier system, I should take some time to talk about it.

Dungeons and Dickgirls

2 parts short story... 2 parts choose your own adventure... 1 part RPG-- OOPS, I spilled in some dick.

How this is gonna work (until it disastrously fails somehow and I have to change it) is that everyone with a seat at the table will make a character sheet. If you're familiar with 5e D&D rules and want to make your own character mechanically that's fine, or if not, tell me what you want to make and I can help make one for you. Rules and dice rolls won't matter a lot in this, as it's gonna be more story than game.

Once everyone with a seat has a character, I'll start the first session, which will take the form of a short story (the stories growing longer as more characters join). When the chapter comes out, comment on what your character does ("I want to investigate for traps, and get a better look at Nyxa's ass!"). Once everyone has commented (there'll have to be a time limit on commenting), the next chapter is worked on and incorporates everyone's choices into a new story. Essentially, an interactive CYOA where EVERYONE gets their pick.

And yes, there'll be sex.

Also, behave, okay? This will work best if everyone at least kinda tries to work together. If everyone's fucking everyone else against their will, that'll get weird. That said, if someone's down for their character being taken against their will, then... well, we'll see, huh? :)

There are four seats at the table. I don't expect this to be an issue to be honest. If all four slots are full, your slot is safe unless you leave. If you drop your tier however, and someone else grabs it -- sorry! It's gone unless someone else drops!

Alright, I'll try to keep mulling over possible other changes to make or rules/notes that I forgot to mention. If anyone has any questions or comments PLEASE feel free to bring them to me in a comment or message. Thanks for reading!