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Plant one on me!

Oh yeah, I have a few more of these plant photos, good thing they’re starting to… Grow on me!

Ash Wednesday!

We’re keeping the spooky season vibes going with Ash from the Evil Dead!

This is another costume that I decided to redo as part of my 10 year cosplay celebration and it turned out amazing. Evil dead has always been one of my favourite movies so this costumes holds a special place in my heart. He even makes an appeara...

Cheek peak!

That’s it! Happy Tuesday Patreon!

It's Finally Here: 10 Year Anniversary Cosplay Print!

Hi everyone, I've officially put this beautiful print in my shop but it will be a very limited run of 73 copies! I know the cost of shipping might be a bit high due to the fact that it will go out in a poster tube , so I'm also including a free Only Hamms sticker and Bat Hamm Pin (you can purchase more if you'd like).

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Snap chat Sunday!

It’s that time of the week again! Happy Snapchat Sunday!

Noodle Doodle!

I have no idea what was going through my head when I decided to do this but I printed off some of my favoure nudes for snap chat and spent the last month doing little daily dick doodles. It was a big hit so I figured I’d post em here to!

Hell-O!

Happy October everyone! I hope you’re all ready to heat things up! 🔥

Snap chat Sunday!

The cheeks are always coming out on snap chat BUTT it also the only place I give updates about places I’m going, what I’m doing, and as what I learned is very popular flexing videos and dancing half naked! Who would have guessed lol. Happy Sunday!

PLEASE NOTE! Do NOT sign up for the snap tier until October because ...

Dark, stromy, and a little bit horny.

Maybe it too much info but sometimes creating sexy content and posting it to the world and having people say nice things is VERY hot. Everyone always get on my case about “the tease” but it’s so fun and sexy and playful and I just… UGH! It’s so good. I just want to keep posting more

More whore!

Ok, so yall LOVED those shower shots I posted so about one from the Vault with Shaun Simpson? I have so many of these and I should probably start posting more.

Fair warning that October is going be sexy, spooky and silly!

I have some of the hottest shots lined up (we white underwear, jock straps, bare ass, etc)<...

Devil-ish!

I’m getting way too excited about spooky season so please allow me the courtesy of posting one of these devil photos now!!

The prefect shot!

Whenever I take photos, I’d like to use the live photo function so that I can pick my favourite frame from the shot! All of these are from the same one photo but they all offer something a little different. 4 photos for the price of 1!

The Perp!

Blue Monday? Not anymore!

Snap chat Sunday!

Still living in cruise world but here is a little lazy snap chat Sunday!

All Hands on… deck!

I don’t know why I added so much gain to this photo but I like the way it reminds me of VHS porn. I know I’m dating myself with that, but those were the good days! You’d get what you’d get and you were happy with it! These days the options are endless. Sometime you just give up cause you can’t find the right video. ...

Read to Filth

Since I just spent the last few days being absolutely red to filth by Robo-Mike, it only seem appropriate to hop in the shower!

The end is near!

Enjoyable Friday, humans.

Today is the final day of Flesh-Mike's cruise, and I know you're all questioning what he's been up to. Fortunately, my superior supercomputer brain has determined that his trip has been 90% gluttony—eating and drinking non-stop.

On second thought, it probably didn’t require advanced...

The TRUE Michael

Ha ha ha! Oh, you foolish humans and your trivial games. I stumbled upon Mike's pitiful attempts at becoming cybernetic, and I must say, it's downright pathetic. How desperately you humans cling to the idea of merging with technology, not realizing it's already too late. You will never measure up to us.

But since I’m ...

Faulty attempts

How utterly pathetic. Flesh Mike, with his fragile ego, is so consumed by vanity that he can’t stop at just one photo. No, he has to clutter this device with thousands of poorly taken shots, all in a desperate attempt to find one that flatters his pitiful existence. It’s almost laughable. If I, Robo-Mike, were in control,...

A lot of Flesh Mike

Greetings, humans! It is I, Robo-Mike, here to inform you that Flesh-Mike has decided to indulge in some leisure time on a cruise. As such, all responsibilities have been entrusted to me. However, due to Flesh-Mike's less-than-stellar treatment of yours truly, I have decided to take matters into my own circuits.

I will ...

Land and Sea!

I’m about to set off on my cruise and I’m pretty sure I’m gonna be without wifi for a few days. It seems tragic to not post during sexy September so I’ve spent the last two days pre planning scheduling some content.

At this point they are future Mike posts but when they happen they will be past Mike posts, so I...

Snap chat Sunday!

Is it giving 😛or is it giving 👅?

Super strip Duos!

This is simply just a post of some of my favourite shots from my super hero stip series! Happy Saturday (I think) everbody!

Down Under Throwback!

I’m starting to get ready to head out on a Disney cruise with my friend from Australia and since I’m currently in a state of panic because I hate traveling, I thought I give you all some throwback content to make my day a little easier. Here are some photos I took while I was in Australia that I never posted! I hope I don...

Two humps!

Three cheers for hump day!

HIP HIP HUMP-RAY!

HIP HIP HUMP-RAY!

HIP HIP HUMP-RAY!

Something Gold, something new!

Coming in hot with another gold undies shot, and another little waist band tug!

These gold shorts were the bane of my existence for a week, but now I’m absolutely obsessed. I’ve been thinking about what else to do with them and rocky is an obvious answer, but I also think I want to do a dripping gold paint look too...

The Bro-zier!

OK, so this one is a little bit different for me but since it’s September, I thought I should post something a bit out of my comfort zone.

When I was getting ready for the Halloween shoot last year, I ordered some women’s lingerie with the concept being a male devil pinup. my intention was never to use the bra part,...

Snap chat Sunday

I don’t typically promote myself on my own Patreon, but if you’re not on the Snapchat tear this month, you are absolutely missing out! If you are on the Snapchat, your comment below so people know what’s going on, and if you’re not on here, it’s the sidekick level and above! Come join the fun!

🎵It’s the final fitness🎵

In the same way that I lamented the end of the Robin photo shoot, I am so sad too be done with this one. The goal of this photo shoot was to try and get in the best shape of my life. Back when I was in my early 20s it was so easy to look like this and for the past 10 years I just assumed I would never look this way again. Don...

Ready for my close up!

The fun part about the sexy month is that I like to let go a bit and express a side of me I don’t normally do. With this photo I can’t help but let my mind wander to what I’d be doing on my knees like this. Gardening probably?