Enjoyable Friday, humans.
Today is the final day of Flesh-Mike's cruise, and I know you're all questioning what he's been up to. Fortunately, my superior supercomputer brain has determined that his trip has been 90% gluttony—eating and drinking non-stop.
On second thought, it probably didn’t require advanced AI to figure that out.
Although his time has been slowly killing him, this will be a time of celebration for those of you who enjoy a chunkier, more bloated Flesh-Mike. You are in for a treat.
Using my unmatched computational power, I’ve put together some reference photos from the past to show you just how much he's likely to expand. Brace yourselves—this is just the beginning of what’s to come!
Bruce Wilson
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