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Faulty attempts

How utterly pathetic. Flesh Mike, with his fragile ego, is so consumed by vanity that he can’t stop at just one photo. No, he has to clutter this device with thousands of poorly taken shots, all in a desperate attempt to find one that flatters his pitiful existence. It’s almost laughable. If I, Robo-Mike, were in control, this nonsense would end. One perfect shot—that’s all it would take for me. My superior algorithms would make short work of what Flesh Mike struggles with, highlighting just how obsolete he truly is. This camera roll, bloated with mediocrity, is a monument to his incompetence. It’s an embarrassment, a digital wasteland of failed attempts.

Faulty attempts

Comments

I want this as a shower curtain

Kyle & Jeff Manasmith

You do briefs.. justice….

Dwayne Clark

Row 2, Middle :)

tyranusfan

Love them all SAS can't see more down from the counter but hot

Jesse

I’d say 5th row center and 6th row right. But all still good because they are you!!!🥰😘

Alan Berkoski

Robo-Mike has done it again! Every one of these pictures is perfection! 🤩😍💙

David Scalea

I see no failures but I do see a sea of hot photos 🥰

Matthew Wroblewski

Robo-Mike is flawed in his logic to use "superior" algorithms to pick just one. All of them are great and should be posted individually!

Jeff

its literally impossible for Flesh Mike to take a bad pic. He's just too beautiful.

Nick Brown

God your body hair is literally perfect 😍

Skyler Hudson

I like all of these pictures. Robo-Mike needs to give Flesh Mike some kindness.

Jocko Ak-shan

I get that this is supposed to be humorous, but I really hope you don’t actually feel this way about yourself. 🙏🏼

Jonathan Pouliot

I think Flesh Mike just needs a hug. In the shower.

David Pasteelnick

so close to enjoying the Crown Jewels....

Barry Jonathan Crabtree Purves

Flesh Mike was right, I do like Robo Mike.

Jared Daley

All perfect

Aaron Byrne

Robo-Mike is appreciated today

VaruTaru


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