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Super Hero Science - 05 - HD

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Too... Many... Cupcakes...!

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Tedd is correct.

And wearing glasses for some reason, which is a bit of science of my own.

So, of course, I don't have any closeups of her, and insisted that she be lying down like that.

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Super Hero Science - 04 - HD

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Steel type!

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It took me a while to realize that Justin is a huge (though rather innocent) troll when he's not filled with angst.

But realize it I have.

I haven't seen that exact scenario in an actual comic book, but I have seen things that have lead to similar conclusions, or...

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Felix Kitty!

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Description - Felix the catgirl lying on her back with a bunch of pillows

Kitty!

Kitty kitty kitty!

KITTY!

So a cat, basically.

Attachments are of different sizes, but otherwise the same

EDIT - Shadow correction

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Super Hero Science - 03 - HD

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EDIT - Darn it, this was supposed to become public last Friday. Part 4 is here, btw 

What no Rich you're not George or Tensaided what are you doing

Comme...

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Super Hero Science - 02 - HD

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"Surely Superman feels like a lizard?"

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CONVENIENT WRITING IS THE BACKBONE OF THE COMIC INDUSTRY

Sorry, sorry, it's just... You can't take away our convenient writing. You just can't. How else are we going to keep everyone guessing who might secretly be sisters with someon...

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Super Hero Science - 01 - HD

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Does Tedd see something fishy?

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It's time... For SCIENCE!

Or possibly dorks talking about super hero powers.

Misnomer

This one time, at Mythbusters camp, they were testing whether you could bulletproof a car with phone books, and they kept esca...

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Pizza - 09 The End - HD

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 THE REAL TWIST!

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Look, I was very up front about this. I called the storyline "Pizza" and everything. What did you think it was about? Honestly.

More seriously, a story can make a point about things without it being a 1:1 metaphor. Unless you're writing an essay in which the ...

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Pizza - 08 - HD

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Kitty really is just talking about eating some garlic bread and relaxing.

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When I first conceived of this storyline, I wasn't planning to comment directly on how metaphors and allegory can fall apart under scrutiny and/or nitpicking (the latter still being scrutiny, but of the sort that ...

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Pizza - 07 - HD

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And the moral is "Kitty is cute".

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Ah-ha! The ultimate twist!

What? Why are you asking if I've read Green Eggs And Ham? Why would I read that? What even are "green eggs"?

No, I will not read it! I will not read it in my chair, I will not read it on the sofa,...

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Pizza - 06 - HD

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GASP

EDIT - Forgotten eyelash lines struck again...!

Commentary

Previously, in an earlier commentary:

"...The cohesiveness of the metaphor fluctuating depending on what you replace pizza with and the particular moment we're at."

This is one moment in particular where I f...

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Pizza - 05- HD

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A new challenger appears!

Commentary

I probably should have determined Ashley's acting abilities before I bought her that opera house.

I would say "at least she's a better actor than George", but this assumes George was giving this his all, and, well... Call it a hunch, but I think he might ...

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Whoops!

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Description - Justin slightly panicked as part of his hair is on fire while 2nd form Gracemander apologizes

Don't worry! Justin is a professional Grace-A-Monster trainer!

Also,  he can put that out pretty easily and the hair salons in that world can regrow hair like nobody's business...

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June Poll #2

Felix the catgirl!

(Can vote for more than one, one will win)

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June Poll #1

Liz!

(Can vote for more than one, one will win)

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Pizza - 04 - HD

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Faces are fun.

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No, seriously. The pizza isn't a metaphor for anything specific.

The scenario of someone going to complain about _____ at a place where people who like _____ congregate is inspired by a number of situations, and is something I thought of over a decade ago when "____...

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Pizza - 03 - HD

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Bridgette and Mr. Largepizza original characters do not steal

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I am both Mr. Largepizza and Bridgette in this scenario depending on what day of the week it is.

I had concerns about even doing this storyline, but I'm enjoying the heck out of it thanks to this "the characters are act...

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Pizza - 02 - HD

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Tensaided's Pizza: Where every pizza is ten slices.

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Tensaided managing a pizza place?! Ashley working there?! KITTY NOT LIKING PIZZA?!

This world gone mad in a mundane manner is why I opened with behind the scenes nonsense. I also like the additional context that they're all actin...

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Pizza - 01 - HD

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I reserve the right to change the name of this storyline later! Though I probably won't. Just saying.

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What my avatar says in this comic is accurate. I had an idea for a storyline in which I had characters who would sort of fit into it, but would have them doing out of character things w...

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Fantasy Wasteland - 33 - HD

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"Zero out of ten, would not recommend."

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They haven't even noticed, Grace. They haven't even noticed. Also, they were mean to you before you did that, but all the same.

I might return to this at some point, but for now, I've done all the jokes I wanted to do, and I think 33 is... W...

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Fantasy Wasteland - 32 - HD

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I'm just about out of stuff to poke fun at for this setting. For now, at least. Knowing how I favor these games, there could be cause to return to this setting.

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But she's supposed to be a free spirit!

Most NPCs (Non-Player Characters) have huge double standards when it comes to NP...

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Fantasy Wasteland - 31 - HD

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"Don't worry, it's roughly the same amount of XP. Well, a bit less. And no boss loot. There was probably an enchanted sword or something inside that thing."

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Back in the day, I was tired of my villain Damien before the story was done with him, and I joked about resolving everything early...

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Fantasy Wasteland - 30 - HD

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The most powerful skill of all.

Commentary

Really, there could be no other outcome.

Well, I mean, there could be, but Grace put all her points in Persuasion and Charm magic, neither of which is effective against giant skunks.

Sidenote: I've been told Morrowind didn't have leve...

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Fantasy Wasteland - 29 - HD

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EDIT - Corrected shading errors
EDIT 2 - Carol's gloves strike again

(First attachment 1920x1446 pixels, second is 1434x1080 pixels tall)

I don't know about that, Grace. Were you even one level higher, you would've gotten the glowing...

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Fantasy Wasteland - 28 - HD

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EDIT - Corrected an embarrassment of errors o_o;

Anyone who says this game doesn't have guns clearly missed Grace's biceps.

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I think this is true in all Bethesda open world games I'm familiar with, and I think it's an ingenious solution t...

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Fantasy Wasteland - 27 - HD

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Yes, you read that correctly. This comic is thanks to someone think Susan might be male in the last comic, and thank goodness for that!

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No hard feelings, question asker!

No, seriously. I was up super late the night prior to making this, and I was barely capable of rational thought...

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Fantasy Wasteland - 26 - HD

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"Seriously, nitpicking minor details, pointing out problematic elements... Take your pick around here."

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What? That's how clothing works! It resizes to fit you, and will change styles depending on your gender identity!

Of course, due to the limitations of video games, that means on...

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Fantasy Wasteland - 25 - HD

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Don't worry, I'm sure Grace will insist on unequipping everything if they ever make it into that one town.

Commentary

What, you don't dress up as a scientist before doing research? That lacks commitment.

Aesthetically, I really like the bare legs. Logically, I am FURIOUS with myself.

I...

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May End of Month Poll #2

Justin and Gracemander!

Can vote for more than one, only one wins

Gracemander 1st vs 2nd form reference:


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May End of Month Poll #1

 Elliot and Tedd (both male)!

Can vote for more than one, only one wins

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Fantasy Wasteland - 24 - HD

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EDIT - Minor adjustment of Carol's eyes in panel one

I'm not sure how canon this storyline is, but I can't think of any reason yet that it can't *become* canon.

"Become" being the keyword, because it would have to take place in the summer after the current story comics, so... Les...

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