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WTQ Podcast Questions - Saucey Edition 😘

Almost finished my next video so you know what that means
Podcast time!

But this time instead of answering any old question, I wanna introduce a bit of creative constraint.
This STI section will be all things saucey!
So if you got any questions, problems that need my two sense or are curious about anything sex related that you'd think I'd have a good swing at?
Comment them below and I'll answer what I can on the next WTQ!

If you wanna remain anonymous then feel free to tell your husband to comment it on your behalf.
Or just dm it, either is good

(I'll probably answer a few in the comments too because I'm not up to much atm)

WTQ Podcast Questions - Saucey Edition 😘

Comments

Hello You Beautiful Man. I have a Rather simple STI for you today. I simply ask for some relationship advice on how to approach going from friends into a relationship and How to ask them about it without it being awkward

Odhrán Fee

First question is what was your first time having sex like? And second one is how you knew you liked the type of women you like

Aidan

As a fellow Ethanol and “Schtuff” infused young man in my early 20’s. I found myself often going home with an assorted menagerie of young women upon closing time. I found that of these many women, the Red Haired varietal were the wildest of the lot. As they say, Soulless in the Streets, but an absolute freak in the sheets. Curious, I polled the boys on this topic, and found that many had never been with a red head. So my question is: Ducky, have you ever found this to be true in your adventures as a young man? Or are you aware of the phenomenon? ***I also found that 3 of the 5 red haired women were also…a little bit “unhinged” for lack of a better word. (Disclaimer) to those out there of the Ginger Persuasion who feel I have attacked you, worry not my fiery friends. I’m the son of an Irish immigrant, from a very very old family. My family tree is chock full of those with the “Carrot Crown” upon their heads. I too have a fearsome natural red beard, despite my darker brown hair. My wife has dark auburn hair, and carries the SuperFreak Gene, but lacks the other common trait. I am also curious to know if women have found this trait in men, or if it’s a generally female trait?

Old_Durty_Badger

Well, you have a different sauce preference. I like honey...honey that's medium built, usually dark hair and colorful highlights were a bonus, a little shorter than me, goth/emo/punkish look, glasses were usually involved, and not too much in the trunk or in the chest. But for real, honey is the best dipping sauce for mcnuggets and fries.

Larry Jester

Reading through these and Jesus Christ… good luck 😅

Alisha

That is a strange sauce, I wouldn’t be happy if that came with my chicken nuggets, what ever happened to the classic barbecue sauce? 😅

Alisha

Ex. My sauce medium built, usually dark hair and colorful highlights were a bonus, a little shorter than me, goth/emo/punkish look, glasses were usually involved, and not too much in the trunk or in the chest. I've never found big breast and big butts attractive.

Larry Jester

Not really talking about the color of the sauce. More of the preference you had. Or were you just wanting every sauce you could dip in...wink wink.

Larry Jester

Saucey eh? Alright...when choosing a dipping sauce in your younger days,wink wink, what type of sauce did you go for to dip your mcnugget in, wink wink.

Larry Jester

My girlfriend is asking what your biggest kink is?

GazIsStoney

Probably going to DM.

Steelepone

Question 1. What’s a seemingly non sexual thing that turns you on and what do you think it is about it that does it for you Question 2. What’s the best song to have sex to (my top choices are come as you are, come together, come and get your love or if the opportunity arises come on Eileen)

Steven Mills

How do you approach sex when you have two vastly different sex drives? For example one person wants it twice a week while the other person wants it once every two weeks?

howaya

... should've expected that

we didn't start the bizzare

What's your average cum production

Hayden Williams

Well considering ducks essentially rape each other and nobody bats an eye I can only say it's helped

Sgt Ducky

Imagine the kinda girl who wouldn't run away from a Micra. The horn was drilling my young brain like a dentist's drill so not all my quantity was quality 😂

Sgt Ducky

Do you think being a duck has had a negative impact on your sex life(wont go into how ducks usually fornicate... will happily mention their cock screw penises though)?

we didn't start the bizzare

Ah right, forgot about that. To be frank, I'd think any girl would run away when they saw a Nissan Micra.

Anarchy99

I'd imagine a lot of lads in relationships know this all too well... But during sex Connie literally talks to me like we're drinking tea at the kitchen table, It's incredibly and I have been asking her to stop doing it for the last 11 years.

Sgt Ducky

Gasping for air at the term "stirring the pot" in relation to sex 🤣

Adam (ThomasTheorist01)

I was 17, Late bloomer for a man of my vintage funnily enough. and it was shite. She was good looking and wasn't a virgin so I had high hopes she'd ride me like a pornstar. But I failed to realize that given our age, at the end of the day we were almost as experienced as each other in the grand scheme of things. She was on top and grinding on me in a way that was less in and out, and more of a "stirring the pot" kinda motion which didn't really inspire along the way so I was struggling to stay "enthused" so I had to take control and use all of my 0% knowledge of this to hop on top and make it up as I went along. My cousin burst in the door and caught us too mid sesh and everything so it was just a complete disaster from start to finish in all honesty. Probably up there with one of the worst rides I've had honestly But I'd imagine most people fumble their way through the first.

Sgt Ducky

Depends on the day of the week

Sgt Ducky

I got to go wild enough in my early 20s when it came to sleeping around with one night stands and fuck buddies. My track record was into the double digits before I started dating Connie. As such settling down was much more my choice if that makes sense, I wasn't giving up on anything, I had been there done that, I never felt like I had missed out or anything like that, which I think from observing family and friends, is probably the biggest cause of infidelity in relationships, especially with us lads. So I look back at my slut days and see them as a valuable experience that I recommend everyone should have.

Sgt Ducky

Have you ever had to answer a random question during sex that confused you? I was once asked "when did you get that?" during in reference to a tattoo I had. And she had seen it years earlier.

The Original Caffeinator

Could you tell us about your "first" time, and how many attempts or encounters it took until you started to enjoy it.

Adam (ThomasTheorist01)

Can’t stand bad breath honestly biggest turn off ever

Gambit

Either the girl who sexted like a sex crazed cum hungry demon only to not move or make a sound when I finally got to dick her down. (Real necrophelia vibes, was awful) Or the girl who had terrible halitosis who gas chambered my car when she exhaled in the back seat of my surprisingly air tight Mitsubishi Colt

Sgt Ducky

Would you rather give the first 95% of a blow job or the last 5% and you must swallow

Cathal Lambe

Or an unmarked van with an untrustworthy adult

Alexbourne123

A smart car probably

Alexbourne123

You're not looking at the mantelpiece when your poking the fire. Too easy

Sgt Ducky

Considering I used to own a Nissan Micra in my late teens, I fear you may be the only person who doesn't already know that answer 😂

Sgt Ducky

Would you rather shag Margot Robbie’s head on Rosie odonnels body or Rosie odonnels head on Margot Robbie’s body

Alexbourne123

As someone in their 30s, what is your current opinion on casual sex? Do you see it as waste of time compared to how you saw it in your 20s? And do you hold more value with being in a long term relationship now?

John Rogers

What do you think the worst car is, to have sex in? Edit: Personally for me, any small jap or korean car.

Anarchy99

What’s the worst sexual experience you’ve had

Gambit


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