Joe Bob’s Thought of the Day: Hardbody Edition

Same as (quite fitting for your profile pic) the banning of Beavis saying "Fire." MTV censors were quite selective on what they pulled. Likely based more on angry calls, and even more, advertisers threatening to pull ads.

Hard to believe MTV banned that video after two week on MTV's weekly countdown at 18 and 14. That would be safe to play the last time they ever gave a damn about music videos instead of fucking Ridiculousness. How that got banned and, as gnarly as it is, Greedy Fly by Bush got through the censors I'll never understand.

GeddyLeeRoth

The girl in The Stoned Age concerned about having a fat ass is so quaint now.

I think he understands that one more

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Why isn't JBB similarly concerned about the potential for symmetry slippage in the department of bewb ewgmentation?

I always say I have something large and impressive in my pants although I am always referring to my bottom. Which isn't really true as this is the first time I've said that. I usually refer to it as being squishy like two stress balls on legs.

Juror #8: No! Please! Fashion has changed! Beverly Sutphin: No. It hasn’t.

Badddd visual

'Tis art indeed! Regardless of origin, you saw its potential and gave it a second life. Also, "Rascality" sounds like a new, but mirthful Mortal Kombat move. 😅😋

Lotta junk in the trunk to unpack here. To help JB understand America’s newfound appreciation of a robust derrière, it’s not so much a matter of loose versus hard -it’s more a matter of shape that connoisseurs of bodacious bewtocity are concerned with. Is that caboose a little loose? Ok baby, make it clap! Is this thick bottom primarily a trained dancer’s marvel of musculature? Well, watch quarters ricochet of them buns of steel like hail stones off a Chevy Silverado’s windshield at 70 mph. To be fair, the needle on the Rump-O-Meter does lean a bit toward the looser side of the bootay spectrum -remember when Sir Isaac Newton hypothesized “It must be jelly, ‘cuz jam don’t shake like that!”? For today’s youth, both jam and jelly are welcomed as the long as the jar ain’t empty.

Ah...Richard Simmons, up until 12 to 14 years ago, you could go workout with him at his Beverly Hills aerobics studio for $12. When I asked a friend if he’d like to go, he said, “Do I get the $12?” How many Deal-A-Meal cards does JB use up during an average visit to Cracker Barrel?

So cheeky!

I wish I could take credit for this rascality, but-t al-ass, someone on Twitter made it, I think? I wish I knew who to credit, actually bc it’s pure #art!! 🙌🙌

"I like big bewtocks and I cannot lie...." Oh my giddy aunt, you finally achieved the JB/Richard Simmons level of crossover. Full rascalness: Achieved. 😂😂😂

He’s still trying to adjust to that. 😋

Round bewtocks' are the preferred style of the current times

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