Hanging Out
ryanporker posts
Happy New Years Eve!
Year after year this brave little soldier gets swallowed up a bit more. We salute his service in the final years of his career.
2022-12-31 14:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostTypical
I'm telling you - Me and beer, we make an obnoxious pair.
2022-12-30 14:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
What do we think about this jock?
I mean the underwear, in case that isn't clear.
2022-12-25 14:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
From the archive
Ah the old one-in one-out tiddy piercing look, how I miss it so
2022-12-15 16:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
How’re we branding Wednesdays now?
Wide Wednesday? Waddling Wednesday? I’m open to ideas.
2022-12-14 12:48:29 +0000 UTC View PostFrom the archive
God I miss this polo. If anyone knows where a guy can find a stretchy, pinstripe blue and white polo, I'm on the hunt.
2022-12-13 16:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Hick Belly
Thank you to the generous folks keeping me relentlessly stuffed full of Chipotle, Pizza, and Chinese food. This update should give you a sense of the results!
If you're interested in doing a little stuffing of your own, feel free to check out my Amazon wishlist.
