Sexy look, or do you think I'm milkin it?
ryanporker posts
Road tripping!
Let's switch seats, I kept the seatbelt warm for you :)
2022-12-07 15:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostFrom the archive
Who doesn't love a big belly in a button up?
2022-12-06 15:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostOverhangin Out
Just taking a little stroll with my pup in a very typically fitting shirt of mine.
2022-12-05 15:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
You let me housesit for you, I will take nudes in your bathroom
Circa 2020
2022-12-03 14:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
From the archive
Starbucks fed me better than they paid me, and that's the tea
2022-11-29 14:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Which perks do you want to see offered?
I'd like to fill out my tier benefits more and am keen to hear your ideas!
2022-11-28 16:13:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Chipotle Mascot
A big thank you to one of you generous folks that pumped me completely full of Chipotle this afternoon. I washed it down with a few beers and voila - Here are the results.
2022-11-27 14:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Anyone need a caddy?
I'd be a big help keeping your seat in the cart warm for ya.
2022-11-25 16:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Chipotle stuffings are great for the gains!
Some of y'all have figured out how much I struggle with saying no to food and take advantage of it.
2022-11-23 21:26:56 +0000 UTC View Post
