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Congrats to anyone who knew me at this point in my life, you've known of me for a ridiculously long time!
2022-11-17 15:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostCamo Outtakes
Y'all are cool as hell for coming on here and supporting me like this - here's a look at all of the pictures that I didn't end up posting publicly after a fun night of filling up the tank on Bud.
As an aside, I've decided to add Lens access as a perk of the Build-a-Bull tier! So you folks in that tier can plan to see so...
2022-11-17 02:56:44 +0000 UTC View PostVacay belly
Am I incessantly posting belly shots from Florida to cope with the changing weather? Perhaps. Hope y'all don't mind some sunburned egotism.
2022-11-16 19:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Peak Performance
I'll tell ya what, I was INTO that glass of milk.
2022-11-14 16:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
A bit of a throwback
It's idealistic to think I still have this much left to bargain with
2022-11-12 16:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostI’m still figuring out where I stand with polls on Patreon
On Twitter, I’m askin folks how much heavier they want to see me. What are your thoughts?
2022-11-11 19:33:26 +0000 UTC View Post
A.HAM
A musical reference with an incredibly fitting double meaning
2022-11-05 13:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Wishlist Gift
Thank you, kind stranger, for your commitment to my obesity! Much love 🐮❤️
2022-10-31 23:29:31 +0000 UTC View Post
COWboy
Howdy folks,
Despite starting this page late in the month of October, I want to give full video tier folks two videos for the month and plan for that to be the standard in November and onward. With that being said, this one falls just shy of the seven minute mark, but it's a goodie. Thanks for bearing with me whil...
2022-10-31 03:17:09 +0000 UTC View Post
