michaelhamm

Fucking CLASSIC!

Why am I like this? I post so many shots with a towel. I’m not sure if it’s me thinking “people will think this is sexy” or ME thinking it’s sexy. I was gonna post this picture and say something sexy like “care to join me” but I just couldn’t do it lol. My fear of being sexy vs my attempt to be sexy.

Th...

Push it to the side!

I’m feel like I can channeling my inner Angelina Jolie, living that side leg Jennifer Lopez fantasy! Though to be honest, I say J-Lo work the pole and I genuinely think she could kick my ass. But like... what a ducking honour.

Anyway! I’ve been i bit obsessed with this gold/fabric series and I’ve been Itching to ...

A bloody classic!

Wow can you believe how romantic this picture is? Neither can I!

This is from the first valentine shoot I ever did with Shaun and never will a year go by where I don’t post about it! I think this was 2012??? Spooky! BOO!

Let's get Wet!

The best part about posting this photo is that it gives me weird flash backs to the venom shoot. Not only because its set in a bathroom, but the water slowly creeping up is giving we some venom vibes!

Let this be the first picture of the day to celebrate the day that shall no be named! Shaun knocked this series out of t...

Going to Hell Takes Time!

Well its been a HOT minute, but here is the Spoooooky Halloween album. Well maybe if i didn't call it the Halloween album, it wouldn't seem so late? Let's just call it the Spooky Sexy album that way it doesn't have a date attached to it. Sound good? Good!

Please go enjoy this offering from Shaun Simpson and I and try no...

Why not?

I don’t normally mix the cosplay and the sexy together (I said USUALLY) but I figured why not throw a few pieces on real quick.

Slice of Hamm Anti-intro!

Not as sexy, but I made a dumb (NON) into for my new youtube videos! I don't know why I felt like I need to do this, but i NEEDED to do this! 30 seconds of dumb Hamm!

Throwback!

You know whats kinda weird, but also classic Mike? The first time an underwear shot of me hit the internet, it was this one...covered in blood. Back in the day I was only comfortable doing underwear or sexy stuff is there was reason. My first shoot with Shaun was Christmas themed and the second one (this one) was bloody valen...

1 QT 8x10 4 U 2 Day!

Hahahaha I’m so sorry about the title again, but I really had to. It’s so dumb lol.

Anyway, because it’s February, that means there is no cosplay 8x10. Instead I wanted to offer this shot by Shaun Simpson. For many of you this will be your first look at one the of the “new” series. I use quotations around new...

1 8x10 4 U

Was that the best way to title this post? Absolutely not, but you know what... I’m not typically the best at anything! You know who is the best, Shaun Simpson! So here’s a look at this months lewd 8x10 photo by Shaun Simpson and I!

Skype notification!

Hey guys! I am aware that o sent the Skype notification to everyone  It was not on purpose. I’m just (as I said in the post) real dumb sometimes. It’s only for the deity level and above. Sorry for the confusion!

Skype times!

Oh boy, I genuinely miss talking to you folks. I’ve changed time’s around cause I realized that my productivity is way down during Skype times.

Because of that I’ve been taking the first week of each month off from Skypes so I can focus on getting the prints out. But I also decided to take the last few days of the...

It's Time, It's Back!

One of the most popular shoots Shaun and I have ever done was our Shower Power series! To this day it has some of the most shared images but it was years ago and it was back when my head was shaved. Since then I've always wanted to take another swing at it. Not to mention, last time we shot in the shower it was in a pair of s...

Throwback!

Remember that Old Thursday trend? Well here it is again! This is the VERY first photo on my phone. It’s from...6 years ago when I was much less thick and much more twink. Not sure why I wanted to share, but here we are!

Whoops!

Story time!

I was looking at new glasses so I sent this picture to my mom and she didn’t like them. I wanted to see if it was cause they actually not cute or she’s just old, so I sent the picture to a friend. My friend then proceeded to ask why my dick was hanging out and now I am mortified that I sent this picture ...

No, YOU’RE going insane!

Lewd/sexy/slutty whatever you want I call it February is right around the corner and I’m starting to get everything ready. To celebrate here is this picture of me attempting to be sexy but completely losing the plot!

Caught in the act!

I’m not 100% sure what the act was, but I can say with certainty that I was caught. It looks like I’m attempting to deep throat my glasses but that can not be confirmed.

Or denied.

A slice of Hamm Q&A

So I want to get back into making videos but I rather than doing long form random stuff, I want to start doing sort little videos about life. I’ve done Q&A’s before what what I hate about them is that there really isn’t enough time to answe each question full. Because of that I want to start making 2 min video that ...

Little boy Blue and Red!

Here’s a little more of my rebirth superboy with accompanying blue background fabric I wasn’t allowed to take pictures in front of! The con I was at had this bright blue light that was on the main stage and everyone I was there the stage was being used. Did that stop me? Not at all. When it was my time to come off the sta...

Gold!

Why am I covered in gold? I don’t know. Does it matter? Probably not!

February!

10 days till it’s lewd month, time to start getting that content ready!

Keep going!

Hi! Just you casual remind to keep going. I know that sounds kinda generic, but what ever it is that your doing to better yourself, keep doing it. January is a shitty time and this Monday is called blue Monday because it’s statistically the most depressing day of the year. My current issue revolves around food and it’s co...

The secret!

Technically speaking, this is an outtake because weights were not meant to be a part of this shoot. But in classic Shaun fashion, he took a picture and it looked great so we used it. I don’t always use weights between sets but hot damn, I did this time and I likely will for every other shoot! Hot dang! Looking buff!

Into the unknown!

Oh la la! Looks like it’s time for a little more iceman! And this is in no way connected to the fact that it’s currently -14 degrees Celsius (-6 f) and I think my fingers may fall off! Nope. Not at all!

Confused!

I found this photo of a time where is guess I was VERY confused if I wanted to be Nightwing, Robin, or a Stripper. I actually think I ended up using those green bracers for Nightwing the next year!

Back up!

3 things people always ask to see (besides the obvious) are my back, my legs, and my feet. So here are all 3 of those things in one picture!

WHOOPS! New Album Link!

That one should work! thanks to everyone for letting me know!

28 Albums!

Hi folks! I'm working to organize my life a little bit so I decided to put a bunch of albums into one link! When I posted the gambit album i had a bunch of people ask about the other albums. I didn't know where to find them, but now I do!

So here it is, a link to 28 photo albums! Enjoy!

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Grab some Hamm!

This gold series has begun and honestly it’s off to a bit of a cheeky start! I’m a big fan of these shots not just becuase shaun killed it, but because these underwear fit SO. WELL. You can’t tell me any different!

Attack from behind!

I need to stay in this room every time I cosplay! Being able to take a picture of the front AND the back of a costume at the same time is amazing! So here’s some cyclops goodness!