Whoops!
Added 2020-01-29 16:37:18 +0000 UTCStory time!
I was looking at new glasses so I sent this picture to my mom and she didn’t like them. I wanted to see if it was cause they actually not cute or she’s just old, so I sent the picture to a friend. My friend then proceeded to ask why my dick was hanging out and now I am mortified that I sent this picture to my mom.
Now you all must live in the horror with me. Even if it’s not such a horror for you. Oh, and also I think she was right
Comments
She's the one that created that dick. So it's fine. She's made it, she's seen it, someone in here will lick it.
Mattster
2020-10-06 08:13:53 +0000 UTCThey make you look younger, somehow, which I don't know is a good thing since you already look young. And if your dick was actually hanging out....well, it would be very distracting but I d't think it's that obvious if your eyes don't go there to start with. (
Sean Collins
2020-02-06 02:27:45 +0000 UTCLet’s face it, you wear everything well! And, ummm, well... If your mother was checking out your package you’d have bigger problems to worry about!
JRHjr
2020-02-02 22:10:28 +0000 UTCWhat glasses? Can’t see any on the pic. It’s a dick pic.
Olaf Zmit
2020-01-31 22:04:39 +0000 UTCI like the glasses. They're different but in a good way. lol at the obvious bulge.
xoxoFryGuy
2020-01-30 17:31:28 +0000 UTCI like the glasses. They do take in the colors around them so in that pic they look pink/gray. If they have a two for one sale I'd take them and a darker/set-color frame for a varied look.
Ben
2020-01-30 12:47:38 +0000 UTCI'm with mom, and I'm sure she won't notice the other thing.
la_steve
2020-01-30 04:34:37 +0000 UTCThe glasses are cute but need darker frames sometimes we just have to accept and love our bulge the only horror here is that you are sooooo far away 🤪🥰😘😘😘
Mark
2020-01-30 03:46:28 +0000 UTCYou know? I’d have to see them in person, but I rather like them. I’m talking about the glasses. Pervert.
Erik Champney
2020-01-29 23:46:43 +0000 UTCBwahahahaha. Great story. Love it. I do like the frames. Very trendy... and the bulge
Luis
2020-01-29 23:39:23 +0000 UTCThe white and clear frames are in right now and thought they don’t look bad on you, I would say that some other frames may suit your face better
David Steriti
2020-01-29 22:45:11 +0000 UTC🤓
Rob Browatzke
2020-01-29 21:43:25 +0000 UTCYour mom was right about the glasses, and congratulations on the other thing 😅
Matt Gibson
2020-01-29 20:50:24 +0000 UTCI mean glasses.
Richard Tondreau
2020-01-29 20:18:26 +0000 UTCYes, those are nice jeans indeed.
Richard Tondreau
2020-01-29 20:18:17 +0000 UTCU think u look lovely regardless :)
Hisham Alsadah
2020-01-29 19:59:31 +0000 UTCI agree with mom.
Steven Hook
2020-01-29 18:56:52 +0000 UTCIt's always a pain in the butt choosing new glasses frames. Those look okay but not feeling the clear look to them.
Jose Diaz
2020-01-29 18:08:47 +0000 UTCAs someone with a constant bulge that is impossible to hide (not bragging lol), own it, all guys have dicks ... although, love seeing your bulge 🤤
Trey Hubbard
2020-01-29 18:02:12 +0000 UTCMom's right...I'm not a fan of the frames either. I like wire rims. However, the dick looks great. Don't change a thing. LOL...
Nick Brown
2020-01-29 17:38:08 +0000 UTCI suspect your friend and your mother were looking at the picture in very different ways, so I wouldn't worry. Because the frames are clear it makes them look a bit like coke bottles.
Ren
2020-01-29 17:19:34 +0000 UTCNot in love with the glasses. That's just your bulge, dude. Live with it.
David Pasteelnick
2020-01-29 17:19:21 +0000 UTCglasses no ....picture yes! 🤷♂️
lester
2020-01-29 17:11:25 +0000 UTCNot a fan of those frames. I am a fan of dick though
Jay Jacobs
2020-01-29 17:06:58 +0000 UTCListen to your Mom... DO NOT BUY A Truck Load of those Glasses... black rims best for U.. The Good Samaritan Look
MarkB8th
2020-01-29 16:57:14 +0000 UTCAre u at Costco?
MarkB8th
2020-01-29 16:53:33 +0000 UTCI’m sorry they look like safety glasses, though they aren’t big enough to be goggles.
Zach Fisher
2020-01-29 16:53:21 +0000 UTCThe frames don't look bad but I think you can find something better. So who caused the bulge? Lol
Stacy Walker
2020-01-29 16:47:57 +0000 UTCThey look nice.
Aaron Byrne
2020-01-29 16:45:55 +0000 UTCThey are too goggles like.
James Risenhoover
2020-01-29 16:39:58 +0000 UTCI think the frames are cute on you, and I don’t see dick in this picture so I think you’re okay.
Timothy Kreuter
2020-01-29 16:39:28 +0000 UTCWhoops indeed 😚😚😚
Michael dirk
2020-01-29 16:39:25 +0000 UTCHahahaha, too funny.
Christopher Chapman
2020-01-29 16:38:53 +0000 UTCThe bugle is strong with this one
Kyle
2020-01-29 16:38:14 +0000 UTC
