Hey folks, so times are weird right now but that doesn't mean we can't learn how to leave proper and respectful etiquette online! In today's lesson, I teamkill about thirty thousand people and then talk to a couch.
2020-03-30 00:02:33 +0000 UTC View Post
In today's lesson, we learn all about how getting a new pet means nothing if you don't first get the approval from the entire internet that your pet is in fact worth your attention!
2020-03-01 06:51:34 +0000 UTC View PostHey Patreonaroonies, so here in the extra credit classroom I'm always trying to think of cool stuff I can share without pulling the curtain too far back on what goes into my lesson prep. So here's something I do for every video, which is to write out a full script and then print it and mark notes all over it while reading it ...
2020-02-20 05:45:10 +0000 UTC View Post
I figured the best way to kick off the 2020 curriculum would be with a how-to guide on avoiding what is likely to be the main thing that defines this year: politics!
Spoiler alert, I failed to avoid politics in this video.
2020-02-14 17:18:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Day 519:
The sky is filled with so much smoke, it's impossible to tell whether it's night or day. We've been stuck in these trenches for what feels like months. Perhaps it has been. We lost Ronnie the other night. Xmas troops caught him running between machine gun nests and cut him down. He screamed so loud that Sarge h...
2019-12-31 22:48:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Please enjoy this German art film that I made while on the set of my latest lesson. It cost eight thousand dollars.
2019-12-01 02:22:31 +0000 UTC View Post
In today's lesson, we learn all about what it takes to be the best creep possible online! If you're gonna do it, you might as well do it right. Isn't that right Buddy? Oh man Buddy what did you do to my couch dude?
2019-11-30 16:49:05 +0000 UTC View Post
A good, honest jump scare only comes when the audience is least expecting it. That's why I decided to make my lesson on jump scares happen a week after Halloween! BOO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
2019-11-08 17:22:02 +0000 UTC View Post
After a long session of booty dancing, you want to make sure you get yourself some healthy proteins to keep those booty muscles juiced up and ready for the next song! Today I'm making seared scallops, and while I may have slightly overcooked them, they were still a worthy dinner for a working booty boy like me. Enjoy, and pos...
2019-10-03 00:50:47 +0000 UTC View Post
In today's lesson, we see a side of Erik that many people would describe as "his dick"
2019-09-30 21:09:44 +0000 UTC View Post
In today's lesson, teacher Erik learns the pain of not doing your research!
2019-08-26 14:04:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Holy shit guys I finally did it. I finally filled a lav mic with sweat.
2019-07-24 16:04:52 +0000 UTC View Post
In today's lesson, Erik needs a new video card!
2019-06-21 18:04:43 +0000 UTC View Post
If you guys thought my british and russian and carl sagan impressions were bad, hoooo shit wait till you see my Robert Stack!
2019-05-29 20:41:37 +0000 UTC View Post
I filmed a quick cell phone video detailing the weird ass scene in the hotel room I booked for an hour to grab a quick scene for the newest lesson. Maybe some of you guys are used to this shit but I felt like a creep carrying an ICE vest and futuristic laser rifle into my room. Not pictured: all the actual cocaine I did while...
2019-05-01 07:01:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Goodnight and goodmorning my beloved students. Today we take a trip through the time compression black hole known as "Late-Night YouTube" where one quick video can suddenly turn into hours upon hours of zombielike watching as you realize the big project you had due tomorrow is now officially fucked. Serving as both an examina...
2019-05-01 05:14:25 +0000 UTC View Post
I went on a Twitter tirade to get this bitch live. But don't worry, I've isolated the company that made this video nearly impossible to upload due to false DMCA claims. I'm going to deal with them by doing absolutely nothing and forever being wary of content I pay money to license from now on, sleeping with one eye open as I ...
2019-04-26 17:37:36 +0000 UTC View Post
I've been planning this one for a long time, and approximately three thousand rewrites later I have to say I'm just happy I got to put those fake tits to use finally. Let me know in the comments what you think of this, but would it be an interesting patreon extra to make a post tracking all the changes this one's gone t...
2019-03-31 20:09:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Hold on tight cause this universe is hittin some bumpy water!
2019-03-26 19:59:15 +0000 UTC View Post
In this bonus feature, Erik and special guest star Jarret Palmer examine every single video that led to Erik realizing that a new channel was necessary to not only educate the masses, but also to run away from all the problematic jokes he made in his early 20's.
Take a drink everytime Erik audibly cringes, and for that ...
2019-03-26 13:56:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Here is every single lesson that came before I started the new channel, packaged together for easy consumption at a runtime that still remains shorter than your run of the mill Marvel movie while also being so problematic that I'm considering deleting some of these goddamn videos before Wall Street Journal finds ...
2019-03-26 12:29:47 +0000 UTC View Post
I normally don't have much to show from behind the scenes of my lessons besides what wine I'm drinking and how much sweat I wipe from my brow between takes. That's why I was so excited to have my friend Shawn come and film the makeup process of getting Measles all over my face and arms! In this relaxed BTS journey, watch as I...
2019-02-28 22:02:40 +0000 UTC View Post
In today's lesson, Erik learns what it means to immunize yourself with essential oils and healing crystals at a young age: it means you get MEASLES!
2019-02-26 19:43:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Thought I'd quick pop this up here before I make it public later, enjoy best Russian detective drama NUBLEBORSKY
2019-02-21 21:47:01 +0000 UTC View Post
In this lesson I practiced for weeks how to do the perfect Russian accent, and then hit my head and forgot it all
2019-02-21 18:13:20 +0000 UTC View Post
NOT CHARGING FOR THIS. Nah, this isn't even a lesson. It's just a silly little recap about why you can no longer watch The Copyright Claim Olympics on my channel. Though you can watch it in like a dozen other places. Enjoy!
2019-02-02 02:19:14 +0000 UTC View Post
I have preserved this work of art for the sake of posterity here, public and free of charge obviously I'm not fuckin Andy Warhol over here.
2019-01-31 04:43:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey folks, your boy Salvia's been busy as shit this month! First off I finally got to see what it's like to teamkill in virtual reality, and it's amazing. BUT just today I also put up a video about YouTube's copyright claim system so check that out here:
The thrilling conclusion to the Big Money Space Race is finally here exactly one week later! Have a wonderful holiday everyone -- I'm off to work on my 2018 clip show now. Everyone likes clip shows right?
2018-12-24 20:45:12 +0000 UTC View Post
In Part 1 of this new adventure, Erik blasts off into the world of weird-talking billionaires who want to leave us all behind when Earth becomes unlivable. Also we hear from Mark Zuckerberg's doctor.
2018-11-27 01:34:43 +0000 UTC View Post
