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Internet Comment Etiquette: "The Haunted Lesson"

Skjöldr's been away on business so it was up to little old me to handle Halloween duties this year. I think it went pretty well especially when you consider that I got to nut tap someone across the spectral realm.

Internet Comment Etiquette: "Article 13"

I have a deleted scene for this one! God damn I need to delete scenes more often, whole thing's got my nips harder than an SAT prep course.

Internet Comment Etiquette: "Staying Hip"

Hey guys 69 boy Erik here, just figured out how to stay hip on the internet. Check out my fortnite wins on twitch.tv/yogaboy69 -- actually I don't know if that channel exists.

Internet Comment Etiquette: "Shakin Turds out Your Pant Leg"

There are about six hundred videos of people shaking turds out of their pant legs that did not make it into this episode. I had no idea what I was getting into.

Ridleymane Quarterchop Does “Nobbleberry” Audio Commentary

Esteemed actor Ridleymane Quarterchop sent me this file of him providing audio commentary for a behind the scenes look at last month's Nobbleberry teaser. At least I think this is Ridleymane Quarterchop? Can anyone find some interviews w...

Audio Commentary Etiquette: "Artificial Intelligence"

I never watched this latest lesson after uploading, and thought this would be a great opportunity to do something I'd been wanting to do for a long time: Audio Commentary! So I poured a fat glass of sauvignon blanc and hit record on the old microphone, and decided to do a thing where I constantly interrupt the video to give my t...

Internet Comment Etiquette: "Artificial Intelligence"

If there's one thing you guys know about me, it's that I'm stupid enough to film a 30 minute video in my room during the worst heat wave of the year! Enjoy and I've got a fun bonus thing for this lesson that I'm gonna post here shortly.

A Midsummer Night's Update

Hey guys remember me? I'm the red sweaty cuck you give money to every other month because I have the upload schedule of someone who died in 1992. 

Now I could spend a bunch of paragraphs telling you what else I was working on and developing and pitching and so far failing to sell, but the important thing here is that I wa...

Internet Comment Etiquette: "Avoiding Surveillance"

I had to upload this through some secret back channels, hope the fuckin feds don't trace my router GIMME THOSE BUGS

The Cutting Room Floor of "People Freaking Out"

I sliced nearly 4 minutes out of today's video because I liked the pacing better without it, but that doesn't mean there aren't some important lessons to be had from this bastard child footage!

Internet Comment Etiquette: "People Freaking Out"

Did some heavy research for this one by boofing bath salts in the local park. Took out a whole family of geese.

Behind the Scenes of "Things You're Doing Wrong"

Lets just say my potassium levels are huge right now

Internet Comment Etiquette: "Things You're Doing Wrong"

In today's lesson, there's a lot of takes that I couldn't use because I kept cracking up at "microphone for my farts"

Internet Comment Etiquette: "Soy Boys"

This one took roughly eighteen thousand days to finish editing, mostly because I had to figure out how to sort through all the erotic fan fiction on the red hot hard drive left in my lap once filming had ended. Also, quick after effects tip: if you don't use after effects everyday you will forget everything about after effects. ...

Internet Comment Etiquette: "Christmas!"

Who says Christmas themed videos have to come out on Christmas? Oh well, Happy Boxing Day! Wait is that over too? 

UNCENSORED Internet Comment Etiquette: "Porn Harder"

Here it is, the Snow White dwarf orgy you've been waiting for! Enjoy and lemme know what this video would be like if it were a plate of food.

Internet Comment Etiquette: "Porn Harder"

This is not the uncensored version. The uncensored version is uploading right now!

Internet Comment Etiquette: "Net Neutrality"

In today's lesson, I show just how nasty I can get with these big ol popsicles oh fuck man I can't believe these were only $2.89 at the krogers that's like a month of Instagram once all this net neutrality gets fucked up

(PATREON EXCLUSIVE) Internet Comment Etiquette: "Kidz Korner!"

Hey there kids, thanks for supporting me on this crazy website! Hey, you guys wanna find out how to sound like an adult online? Then you're gonna love this video! 

to new camera: GOOGLE WHAT "TUBGIRL" IS

(not charging for this btw in case anyone's wondering. enjoy!)

Added tags!

Just found out about these cool things called "tags," man they're great! Now you can click on the sidebar there to browse all of the extra stuff I've posted here, along with uncensored and patreon exclusive lessons. This is why I should not be allowed to be in charge of my own websites, because it took me three years to figure o...

Skjöldr's Screams From the Past: "The Woman in Red"

I guess Skjöldr is a fan of Halloween, because I received this video file in an email not too long ago from his people. I haven't watched it yet but I figured you Patreon folk might want to see wtf he's on about. No charge btw, I don't charge for bullshit. Which this definitely is. There's no way there's any truth to this. Don'...

Internet Comment Etiquette: "Goodbye Pineapple Summer"

It's always a shame to watch a perfect season fade into memory, but good thing it's never too early to plant some Pineapple seeds for next year! 

Internet Comment Etiquette: "Your Guide to the End Of the World"

Considering this video got demonetized within seconds of going live, it's made me realize just how important Patreon is going to be for the future of my teachings. I'd like to wholeheartedly apologize for not giving you folks enough exclusive content, and I plan on fixing that immediately. This website has become the lifeblood o...

Internet Comment Etiquette: "Strange Sports"

Straight up dehydrated my ass for this one! 98 GODDAMN DEGREES OUTSIDE thank you for watching.

Internet Comment Etiquette: "Grandma's Not Doing too Good"

Class is back in session, everybody! Hope you had a great summer break but I can already see that a month off has led to some rusty etiquette all over the place. Let's hop in here and knock some of these cobwebs out by appreciating Grandmas across the world!

"Dab on The Haters" Interpretive Dance BONUS FOOTAGE

You guys might remember Hot Dad's influential hit song from a few weeks back (link here) -- but did you know your boy big money hired Beyonce's choreographer? Pay careful attention to the story I'm trying to tell here, and feel free to discuss be...

Internet Comment Etiquette: "Music Videos"

I edited this fucker for three days straight and it still ended up being more than 10 minutes! Holy shitballs! Got a ThatPoppyVEVO deleted comment that I'll put up here when I wake up in six hours. (_)_)::::::::::::::D~~~rocket ship away~~~~

Internet Comment Etiquette: "Lady-Bots"

No deleted scenes for this one, but I've got some choice scraps from the last two. Now that I've got some free time I'll be able to get a stew together for you paying customers. #PineappleSummer

Internet Comment Etiquette: "Just Hanging Out"

I figured we were all due for a bit of rest and relaxation after this busy June month. Let's spend it together, staying away from whatever the hell growled at me from the bamboo earlier!

Internet Comment Etiquette: "How to Stay Big Money on Youtube"

Check out the deleted comment I just posted right beneath this update!