I always want to be talking about aliens but whereas people seem to hurtle all sorts of conspiracies at you, I'm yet to come across anything wildly compelling.
2019-01-06 00:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
After an intense (some might say nail-biting) claw to the finish line, Nath defended his title in last night's quiz to become the second cult member in herstory to keep the title 2 times over. The quiz will take a slightly different form next time to limit the flood/speed problem which makes some of the contestants salty.
2019-01-05 12:39:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Nath is back again to defend the title which he's previously been unable to do, so tomorrow at 9pm UK time in the Discord chat, IT'S GOING DOWN!
2019-01-03 15:21:06 +0000 UTC View Post
The secret santa boxes will no doubt be still coming in throughout January and February so fear not.
2019-01-03 10:04:27 +0000 UTC View Post
My beloved sitcom vs. the muddled Netflix reboot that confused me more than entertained me.
2018-12-30 00:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Featuring Josh, Liam & Freida <3
2018-12-24 12:58:28 +0000 UTC View Post
The only British people vaguely interested in The Eurovision Song Contest are queers, so as one of those, pour a hot bev and enjoy this audio treat as I dive into one of the strangest international events that the majority of the UK deem 'utter shite'.
2018-12-23 00:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
It's become a Novympia institution to spend the holidays crafting an experimental festive beverage and this year I gave my hand to a glass of eggnog which naturally went balls up.
2018-12-21 22:51:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Featuring Jen, Millicent and Ginny <3
2018-12-21 14:49:18 +0000 UTC View Post
For the last day of work at Wendigo Solutions before the Christmas break, Olympia takes it upon herself to spend the entire shift discussing the impending Christmas office party with Hilda.
2018-12-20 22:05:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Novympia sister Fallowla suggested that Nova has a little chat with you all about her feelings regarding a few controversial Christmas songs...
2018-12-20 21:25:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Music video for the absolute earworm "Medicine Man" by Elles Bailey featuring a GORGEOUS CAMEO!
2018-12-18 15:40:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Featuring Hannah, Cameron and Micha <3
2018-12-18 12:06:46 +0000 UTC View Post
There exists a fictional building in the darkest regions of the internet where teenagers go to create creepy hotel rooms and engage in Jesus knows what. I was very surprised to learn that Habbo Hotel still operates but I daren't check-in again.
2018-12-16 00:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Send your unboxing videos to novympia@gmail.com and I'll post them as soon as they arrive.
2018-12-15 12:52:42 +0000 UTC View Post
It's episode 2 of the race and fresh off of a disastrous first episode, the team were asked to present their best meme/vine recreations with decidedly better results.
2018-12-14 21:28:20 +0000 UTC View Post
With the announcement of RuPaul's Drag Race UK coming to BBC Three, we decided to sit down for a chat.
2018-12-12 22:42:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Musings about the abandoned mental asylum in the town where I grew up.
2018-12-09 00:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
I've wanted to parody grav3yardgirl since the first John Maclean video and I finally got round to living my Texas swamp fantasy.
2018-12-07 19:45:59 +0000 UTC View Post
An awkward reminiscence about the boy who shaped my coming out storyline and how he changed my life then disappeared without a trace.
2018-12-02 00:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
As requested by Cult Elder Jen, Nova and Olympia are joined by best girlfriend Megan to play a rousing game of Quelf.
2018-11-29 20:02:50 +0000 UTC View Post
After a disastrous performance in defending the honour last time, Nath came back to snatch the crown from Cordelia making him the first champion to reclaim a lost title. I'm sure the next quiz will see another trainwreck moment.
2018-11-29 11:56:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Nova shows you her first reaction to Key's latest MV!
2018-11-27 23:44:34 +0000 UTC View Post
In the first task set for our morons, we are looking for finely crafted pop star divas in a food item presentation.
2018-11-27 23:36:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Been watching Leah Remini: Scientology and the Aftermath and I'm not very happy about it.
2018-11-25 00:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Nova told me that she lives for Christmas cake so I decided to do something lovely and make her one from scratch sort of.
2018-11-24 19:44:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Tomorrow evening sees current reigning champion Cordelia defend her title for the first time. The quiz will occur at 9.30PM GMT in the Discord chat. If you have not yet joined the Discord, there should be a link in your joining e-mail.
2018-11-22 17:13:47 +0000 UTC View Post
You can still enter the cult Secret Santa, I did a video about it a few weeks ago if you missed it and want to go back and watch it. I'm going to send out everyone's person on Friday.
2018-11-21 14:20:03 +0000 UTC View Post
This is a slew of stuff that I've been meaning to talk about including some Spice Girls tidbits that were in the missing episode and some lovely ramblings about hangovers.
2018-11-21 13:13:11 +0000 UTC View Post
