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Those Damn Ross Kids 42: The International Tickle Me Elmo Spirit Awards

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Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about new equipment, old people, and taxation.

Suggested Talking Points:

A bear named burden. New equipment and the Tickle Me Elmo Spirit Award. A sandbox for adults, a playground for adults. Vampire Cruise. Boom box ruins days. Also, round bombs? The deadliest jobs. New Texas s...

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Stand Under the Don't Tree and Riddle Me This 126: Fuselage

Kole and Dennis talk briefly about Deus Ex: Human Revolution, the future of the Devil May Cry series, and oldish RPGs.

Quick Hits

  • Sony hardware price drops.

  • Counter Strike: Global Offensive announced.

  • Batman: Arkham City is 3D out the butt.

Rapid Fire

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Those Damn Ross Kids 41: Planet Diamondopscopus

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Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about genetic engineering, body image, and the digerido.

Suggested Talking Points:

Word pairings. Shit for distance. How he wanted to go: crushed by a tractor. Schroedinger’s septic truck. Bull semen shuts down highway. Bulletproof skin and the Spider-Goat. The Golden Gate Net...

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Those Damn Ross Kids 40: Never Sleep Again

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Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about extreme coupling, breaking up, and flash mobs.

Suggested Talking Points:

Too drunk for a demolition derby. Deep fried burger. The best (worst) neighbor. If you’re driving shirtless, you’re guilty. Extreme couponing and newspaper theft. Tomes of bigotry. Free burrito su...

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Stand Under the Don't Tree and Riddle Me This 125: Violation

Kole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about the Sony price drops, 3D technology, and a cavalcade of older games.

Quick Hits

  • Sony hardware price drops.

  • Counter Strike: Global Offensive announced.

  • Batman: Arkham City is 3D out the butt.

Rapid Fire

  • M...

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Those Damn Ross Kids 39: Dough Nation

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Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about the new 911, autobiographies, and Amish romance.

Suggested Talking Points:

Where is Kole’s new studio? Africa. Can I sext 911? Sales tax holidays. Quiz: Warrant song, Celebrity Autobiography, or Fake? Wherein Kris tries to make fistulas funny. Urine therapy and the piss ...

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Stand Under the Don't Tree and Riddle Me This 124: Underbelly

Kole and Ben talk about piracy, Final Fantasy Tactics, and why zombies are awful.

Quick Hits

  • Study: Correlation between review scores and piracy.

  • North Korea farming MMO gold for nukes.

  • GameFly to add Unlimited PC Play.

What’cha Been Playin’?

Those Damn Ross Kids 38: Maintenance Bear

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Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about Buddhists, energy drinks, and sitting down to pee.

Suggested Talking Points:

The most depressing conveyance. Buddhists save lobsters for karmic multipliers. Here’s your medal, now where’s my $20? Sneak Some Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor’s Porch Day. Brazilian Heterosex...

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Stand Under the Don't Tree and Riddle Me This 123: Appalling

Kole, Ben, and Dennis talk about the 3DS implosion, Catherine, and moral choices in games.

Quick Hits

  • Nintendo financial woes.

  • EA Sports Season Ticket.

  • Diablo 3 to auction items for real money.

Rapid Fire

  • Breath of Fire 4 on PSN.

  • <...

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Stand Under the Don't Tree and Riddle Me This 122: Sympathy

Kole and Ben talk about the Mega Man Legends cancelation, the Humble Indie Bundle 3, and which games we evangelize.

Quick Hits

  • Capcom cancels Mega Man Legends 3.

  • Humble Indie Bundle 3.

  • GameCube games on WiiWare?

What’cha Been Playin’?

  • Ben:...

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Those Damn Ross Kids 37: Chair, Electric

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Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about snack frustrations, sewage systems, and parasites.

Suggested Talking Points:

Relax. Three and a Half Hours. The Amazing Time Traveling Doctor. Nurse puts patient photos on Facebook. Obvs. The awesomest troll in training. Owling. Sperm sniffing dog. Exploding manholes in Ri...

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Those Damn Ross Kids 36: A Pizza Man With Pizza Hands

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Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about hygiene, tickling, and ball bearings.

Suggested Talking Points:

Re: The Woodchipper. Meta. Customer service. Child pornographer gets unlimited access to child porn in prison. Mom cleans kids with pool chemicals. Restaurant bans kids. Bear owner dies bizarre sex death. Sex ...

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Stand Under the Don't Tree and Riddle Me This 121: Krill

Kole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about the PopCap acquisition, Catherine, and game replays.

Quick Hits

  • Electronic Arts buys PopCap.

  • Minecraft Adventure Mode to debut.

  • Modern Warfare 3 adds colorblind options.

What’cha Been Playin’?

  • Kole: ...

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Those Damn Ross Kids 35: The Puppydome

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Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about hypnotism, space, and prison.

Suggested Talking Points:

Get a towel. Drunken puppy pickup ban. Heat wave and John Candy. Spot the Fake Construction Term. Protractors in Pittsburgh. Dead for 8 years, no one notices. High school hypnotism mystery. Urine recycling and the Ski...

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Stand Under the Don't Tree and Riddle Me This 120: Scales

Kole, Ben, and Dennis talk about the Supreme Court ruling, Child of Eden, and Dead Nation.

What’cha Been Playin’?

  • David: Rift, Champions Online, Alan Wake.

  • Ben: NOTHING.

  • Dennis: Mass Effect 2.

  • Kole: The Heist, Stickman Golf, Tiny Wings, Hot Springs Story, ...

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Those Damn Ross Kids 34: Loaded Drawers of Skeleton Salsa

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Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about birthday cake, magic, and virginity.

Suggested Talking Points:

Elephants. A great day to be a duck with an affected accent. Worst Day Ever: Dickshots. Bluetooth Earpieces: A Black Conspiracy? Illinois Prison, Dirty Drawers. Dad brings gun to birthday party. Quiz: Spot the ...

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Stand Under the Don't Tree and Riddle Me This 119: Decent

Kole, Ben, and Dennis talk about the Supreme Court ruling, Child of Eden, and Dead Nation.

Quick Hits

  • Supreme Court rules in favor of games industry.

  • LulzSec calls it quits.

  • Team Fortress 2 and World of Warcraft go free to play.

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Those Damn Ross Kids 33: Amazing Larry

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Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about our sick society, rubicons, and sexpresso.

Suggested Talking Points:

Podcast defense system. Props to the homebrew. Why not, let’s talk about gay marriage. Family friendly prison uniforms. World War II vet marries for first time (Tuesdays with Hoary). Wrong (magic) dentu...

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Those Damn Ross Kids 32: Disgruntled Ham Shopper

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Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about genetic engineering, body image, and the digerido.

Suggested Talking Points:

Word pairings. Shit for distance. How he wanted to go: crushed by a tractor. Schroedinger’s septic truck. Bull semen shuts down highway. Bulletproof skin and the Spider-Goat. The Golden Gate Net...

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Stand Under the Don't Tree and Riddle Me This 118: Omni

Kole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about disappointment, Terraria, and Cave Story.

Quick Hits

  • Disappointing details regarding the Wii U.

  • May NPD sales numbers.

  • LulzSec hacks game companies.

  • Silent Hill Bonanza.

What’cha Been Playin’?

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Those Damn Ross Kids 31: Mensa for Dummies

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Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about extreme coupling, breaking up, and flash mobs.

Suggested Talking Points:

Too drunk for a demolition derby. Deep fried burger. The best (worst) neighbor. If you’re driving shirtless, you’re guilty. Extreme couponing and newspaper theft. Tomes of bigotry. Free burrito su...

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Stand Under the Don't Tree and Riddle Me This 117: Benefits

Kole, Ben, and Dennis talk about E3 press conferences, the Wii U, and obnoxious Japanese visual novels.

E3 Lightning Hits

  • Microsoft press conference.

  • Electronic Arts press conference.

  • Ubisoft press conference.

  • Sony press conference.

  • Nintendo pre...

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Those Damn Ross Kids 30: Serberttt!

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Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about elementary school, werewolves, and party mistakes.

Suggested Talking Points:

Taking my ball in glowing home. Elementary School. Teacher pees in classroom in front of kids. Man pays medical bill with pennies. Dropping dimes defined. Chubby cats for sale. Sidestepping the ob...

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Stand Under the Don't Tree and Riddle Me This 116: Madman

Kole and Ben talk about 9 Hours 9 Persons 9 Doors, Call of Duty Elite, and super spoil games with multiple endings.

Quick Hits

  • Call of Duty Elite.

  • NGP -> PS Vita

What’cha Been Playin’?

  • L.A. Noire.

  • Ghost Trick.

  • 9 Hours, 9 ...

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Those Damn Ross Kids 29: 30ft High Club

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Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about unconventional love, bodily fluids, and the terrifying ocean.

Suggested Talking Points:

The Soundtrack of Summer 2011. Daddy I’m Having a Hard Time. Park bench love and the everlasting terror boner. Picnic table love. Sex on the diving board. Hackers revive Tupac. What...

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Stand Under the Don't Tree and Riddle Me This 115: Ruckus

Kole, Ben, and Dennis talk some more about L.A. Noire, Enslaved, and all of the great games coming out this fall.

What’cha Been Playin’?

  • Portal 2.

  • Dead Rising 2.

  • L.A. Noire.

  • Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective.

  • Enslaved: Journey to the West.

    <...

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Those Damn Ross Kids 28: Contraband Bologna

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Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about festivals, brand loyalty, and genius.

Suggested Talking Points:

Shirtless. Chinese breast tea. Piss jugs in the ice cream truck. The sniper prank. Spot the fake festival. Mechaphilia. Brand loyalty kills friendships. Calvin Silhouette. If you make fun of my STDs, I’ll ru...

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Stand Under the Don't Tree and Riddle Me This 114: Dividend

Kole and Dennis talk about Modern Warfare 3, L.A. Noire, and poorly reviewed games.

This week’s music is “True(ItsGoneNowMix)” from OCRemix. Remix by Steve Pordon.

Quick Hits

  • Modern Warfare 3 leaked.

  • Sony details “Welcome Back” plan.

  • April NPD sales numbers.<...

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Those Damn Ross Kids 27: Caramel Lecter

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Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about poorly translated branding, the Challenger Deep, and amateur dentistry.

Suggested Talking Points:

High Energy. Lost in Translation. Eight Year Old Botox. The List. Sexting, Blackmail, and Cream of Sexism. The world will end on May 21. I could be down with polytheism. Spot ...

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Stand Under the Don't Tree and Riddle Me This 113: Live

Kole and Dennis talk about the Smithsonian games exhibit, Mortal Kombat, and strategy guides.

This week’s music is “The Sound of the Galaxy”, from OCRemix. Remix by Mattias Häggström Gerdt.

Quick Hits

  • Mass Effect 3 delayed to 2012.

  • Smithsonian “The Art of Gaming” exhibit....

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