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Those Damn Ross Kids 26: Moon Train

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Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about the naked chicken bandit, drunk texting, and physical challenges.

Suggested Talking Points:

New microphones. The show is too long. Happy Meals. Marketing to flash mobs. Hotel mourning Osama bin Laden? The beard vow. Bestiality everywhere. BBWs are wrecking your children’...

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Those Damn Ross Kids 25: Dos Argumentos Grandes

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Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about taking a punch for a buck, asian cuisine, and fear of puppets.

Suggested Talking Points:

Don’t lie to me. Shower treadmill. Bringing back Home Alone. Man in panda suit takes punches for a buck. Persistent genital arousal disorder and the magical ice-cream machine. Chiddy...

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Stand Under the Don't Tree and Riddle Me This 112: Outage

Kole, Ben, and Dennis talk about the PSN outage, Sword and Sworcery, and more Portal 2.

Quick Hits

  • PSN Outage Timeline.

Discussion

  • How does the PSN outage and data breach affecting you?

What’cha Been Playin’?

  • Dead Rising 2.

  • <...

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Stand Under the Don't Tree and Riddle Me This 111: Tease

Kole, Ben, and Dennis tease you about Portal 2, Battlefield: Free, and the most we’ve anticipated games.

What’cha Been Playin’?

  • Portal 2.

  • Killing Floor.

  • Toki Tori.

  • Amnesia: The Dark Descent.

  • Penumbra: Overture.

  • Machinarium.<...

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Those Damn Ross Kids 24: Fatal Familial Insecurity

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Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about tax season, insomnia, and snake bites.

Suggested Talking Points:

Sweat Lodge. Submarine Races and Nautical by Nature.* Drunk Toddlers. Reverse custody battle. What is a human life worth. Florida has a government? A frank discussion about abortion. Why should PETA neuter yo...

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Those Damn Ross Kids 23: Nautical by Nature

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Wherein those damn Ross kids get serious about human life, the elderly, and Sesame Street.

Suggested Talking Points:

Sweat Lodge. Submarine Races and Nautical by Nature.* Drunk Toddlers. Reverse custody battle. What is a human life worth. Florida has a government? A frank discussion about abortion. Why should PE...

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Those Damn Ross Kids 22: Prejudiced Birds

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Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about playing vampire, the end the universe, and gangsta math.

Suggested Talking Points:

The Sneeze Coach. Evil Robert Duvall and Monkey Paw Soup. Bullshit and the American hero. Breast milk ice-cream and the Cold Stone Horror.Playing Vampire and trying that murder stuff. The sn...

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Those Damn Ross Kids 21: Trash Lung

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Wherein those damn Ross kids evangelize about clown crime, cryptozoology, and cash.

Suggested Talking Points:

Give me all the sauce. Soul Patch Albinism. Andy. Doppelganger. Phantom poop and the Clown Burglar. Drink, Drive, Sext. Ninja Crime. River City Ransom. Advertising for confession. Clown crime continues. ...

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Those Damn Ross Kids 20: The Imagined Smell

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Wherein those damn Ross kids whine about bacon, huffing, and the Truman Show Delusion.

Suggested Talking Points:Inspirationcast. Bacon products. Woman hit twice in same intersection. House set on fire twice in the same day. Inventors who were buried in their inventions. Kole spills his beer. Haircuts an...

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Those Damn Ross Kids 19: Mr. Giggles

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Wherein those damn Ross kids hesitate about spaniards, fake deaths, and laser targeted advertising.

Suggested Talking Points:Today’s podcast tomorrow. Gone Hookin’. Supermoon. Sex Quiz. Sexual Tension Quiz. HPV and the Surgeon General’s Warning tattoo. The government is taking away your right to s...

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Those Damn Ross Kids 18: Obliviontown

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Wherein those damn Ross kids get real about mayonnaise disasters, teaching your kids to write backwards, and alien bacteria.

Suggested Talking Points:Therapy. Good Christian Bitches. Grinch Syndrome. Appropriate deaths, e.g being extruded through a fine metal mesh. Mayonnaise disasters. Condiment crime ...

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Those Damn Ross Kids 17: Too Sexy to Die

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Wherein those damn Ross kids expectorate about iScream, time dilation, and poor baby Connor.

Suggested Talking Points:Don’t treat our listeners like idiots. The age of consent in Idaho. iScream. Screaming in the car. I need a gavel. The point that moths serve. Goats on I-5. Green Play-Doh. The K-NEX i...

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Those Damn Ross Kids 16: Talonclaw

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Wherein those damn Ross kids have a frank discussion about kinky two year-olds, falconry, and technological singularity.

Suggested Talking Points:Hey Dum Dum. Kinky 2 year olds. NO MORE BATS. Flame broiled Bumfights. Thesis. Kid exchange rate. Working the corner for grades and a Fresca. Jerky Spree. Kev...

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Those Damn Ross Kids 15: Bounty Hunter

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Wherein those damn Ross kids talk themselves dizzy about Rookie of the Year, Cousin Oliver, and Sudden Adult Death Syndrome.

Suggested Talking Points:Karaoke Cannon. Kevlar Underpants Protect Our Soldier’s Seed. The K-Mart Inside Job and Selling Kole’s Ass. Prosthetic Limbs Banned from High School B...

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Those Damn Ross Kids 14: Side-Hug

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Wherein those damn Ross kids drop bombs about Facebook Envy, Christian Side-Hugs, and burial rituals.

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Those Damn Ross Kids 13: Piss Dragons

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Wherein those damn Ross kids get disturbingly personal about pornography, religion, and the zodiac.

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Those Damn Ross Kids 12: Know the Unfeared

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Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about unfathomable terror, pregnancy pacts, and space colonization.

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Those Damn Ross Kids 11: PodDogs

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Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about doing it live, education, and ska music.

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Those Damn Ross Kids 10: Slip 'n' Slide World Champions

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Wherein those damn Ross kids discuss precious metals, puberty, and the Bible.

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Those Damn Ross Kids 9: Stay Tuned

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Wherein those damn Ross kids discuss baby names, hobbits, and the freshest of princes.

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Those Damn Ross Kids 8: The Last Christmas

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Wherein those damn Ross kids discuss euphemisms, steam engines, and Gary Sinise.

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Those Damn Ross Kids 7: Shark Cops

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Wherein those damn Ross kids discuss innovation, genetics, and Seasonal Affective Disorder.

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Those Damn Ross Kids 6: Pitch Black

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Wherein those damn Ross kids discuss women’s health, energy drinks, and the evil we must be complicit in to live a modern life.

This episode is possibly the darkest, most offensive thing I have personally created. May God have mercy on all of our souls.

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Those Damn Ross Kids 5: 25 Minutes

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Wherein those damn Ross kids discuss karate, bathroom reading, and Mickey Rooney.

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Those Damn Ross Kids 4: For Science!

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Wherein those damn Ross kids discuss lying for science, conspiracy theories, and milkshakes.

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Those Damn Ross Kids 3: The Hate Diamond

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Wherein Those Damn Ross Kids talk about anger problems.

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Those Damn Ross Kids 2: David Attenborough's Stupid Earth

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Wherein Those Damn Ross Kids talk about petty rage, cheap meat, scavenger hunts, and workshop the pilot for David Attenborough’s Stupid Earth.

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Those Damn Ross Kids 1: Amicable

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In this first episode, we discuss our greatest fears, suggestions, and emotional pie.

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