First off, I want to deeply apologize to all my fans for including the absolutely rancid "pussy-eating gesture" in a comic. It's one of the worst pieces of nonverbal language ever invented, and the sicko caveman who came up with the thing should have been promptly clubbed and left for dead. Ah well.
This was actua...
2020-11-02 18:20:27 +0000 UTC View Post
A short little something based on a brainstorming prompt I posted to twitter a few days ago-- people really liked this idea, so I decided to go with it.
The actual quote is originally about journalism, by some dude named Finley Peter Dunn, so the entire premise of the joke is based on me completely misremembering ...
2020-10-28 19:49:50 +0000 UTC View Post
The title is supposed to be a reference to 'Piss Christ', of course.
Thought I'd treat myself to making something especially stupid after last week's comic. I started to fall out of love with this joke about halfway through making it-- it seems a little lame and meme-y. Still, I think I did a good job with the det...
2020-10-22 21:07:31 +0000 UTC View Post
I'll try to keep this somewhat concise, since the comic itself is so text heavy. This comic is a little bit meandering and stream of consciousness, and attempt to sort through my struggles with creating something that has depth to it, and also a sort of temperature check on the state of arts and culture in our society (not go...
2020-10-19 18:41:26 +0000 UTC View Post
This is a comic that I originally wasn't that thrilled about making; the joke itself I thought was a little overplayed. However, actually ended up rather liking this one: the art is crisp and fun, the characters were fun to draw, and I think I took the joke in a funny, unexpected direction at the end, experimenting with a new...
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Here's a comic where I really don't think there's anything particularly offensive or mean spirited, but I decided to play it safe and keep to patreon anyway, just to avoid any potential headache-- people have gotten way more upset over far less. Besides, it's been a while since I've put up something special for the patrons.&n...
2020-09-28 19:04:09 +0000 UTC View Post
I really like this comic! These are always a lot of fun to make; easy to write, lots of jokes to cram in, and I get to draw some fun little characters without having to worry about it looking super polished. I think this particular iteration improves on it by placing the background gag of the funeral; it gives a little bit of...
2020-09-21 17:15:23 +0000 UTC View Post
I think this is a pretty funny and interesting juxtaposition, though finding a pithy way to describe it for the title was hard.
This is another one of those cases where the comparison comes a little more from gleaned information than from an extremely in-depth knowledge of both story types; the former is obviously based...
2020-09-15 15:59:48 +0000 UTC View Post
It isn't particularly profound to point out that popular media is lowbrow, uninteresting and trashy, and I suppose the same is true when talking about the popular brunt of video essays. Still, there is some particularly ironic sting when a whole medium that prides itself on being thoughtful and intellectual, yet hip and count...
2020-09-09 19:34:56 +0000 UTC View Post
There isn't too much to say about this one, a quick joke that came to me in the shower. I had a lot of fun drawing the people running and screaming out of frame.
Massive ecological collapse being set off by one of the stupidest possible culture war battlegrounds just seems a little too on the nose for the hyper-reality ...
2020-09-08 20:33:17 +0000 UTC View Post
I originally had no plans to put this on patreon, as it was intended more as just a one-off twitter shitpost, but it appeared to get quite popular, so I thought I may as well archive it here for posterity.
I've never actually played much of Guilty Gear or Tekken, though in my general moderate interest towards figh...
2020-09-06 06:09:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Not the strongest joke, in execution, but I think conceptually it's pretty funny. Maybe would work better acted out?
Obviously, the joke is based off the tedious refrain"what were they smoking when they came up with this!?" or "whoa... they must have been smoking weed when they came up with th...
2020-09-02 18:43:47 +0000 UTC View Post
This is very obviously a parody of the comic Mr. Boop by Alec Robbins, which exploded in popularity with a certain type of person on the internet when it was released. The idea came together in a discord voice chat with some fri...
2020-09-01 17:24:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Every time I post a non-funny personal comic, I always dread the inevitable obnoxious comment of "uhh too much text lmao" or some other genius takedown. Thankfully, the reception is usually quite good.
The inspiration for this comic came when I was watching True Detective Season 1 a few days ago. In the first episode we...
2020-09-01 02:43:33 +0000 UTC View PostRead the new pages here
I've been in a rough spot creatively, as of late. This is just a little goof I threw together. Nothing super special.
I've never really been impressed by 'technically' impressive bands. I used to hang out with a lot of people from the Berklee College of Music here in Boston, and they would always be playing these ...
2020-08-27 21:16:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Or; The Election Store.
This comic went through a couple of different forms. The main driver here is not a particular joke, but rather a specific image. The original version of this comic was going to be titled "This is What 2020 Feels Like" and just have a man lying in a hospital bed. Then, a nurse arrives and says "So...
2020-08-22 18:50:38 +0000 UTC View Post
To be honest, I think this one is a little weak relative to my other 'guide' comics, but not enough to trash it. It's just very wordy without the density of jokes I usually aspire to. The art also didn't really turn out how I wanted. But whatever.
The idea of a medieval jester taking on all the affectations of a Comedy ...
2020-08-12 21:09:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's a little bonus one-off gag comic I threw together with the bad enders gang. It was originally going to be a joke in Chapter 2, but I couldn't really find somewhere to fit it in. Oh well! It has nothing to do with the main plot and doesn't spoil anything.
2020-08-08 21:55:47 +0000 UTC View PostRead the new pages here
This idea is so massive brained that I hope it comes across in the way I wanted to.
The origin of this idea was the humorous observation that when you ask a woman to explain why the find Adam Driver attractive, they give you some absurdly theoretical explanation that somehow ignores that straight-out fact that he is una...
2020-08-02 22:16:27 +0000 UTC View Post
This is well-tread territory, but whatever. The joke is still good. Originally, this idea was going to start with the topic of discussion being "Is King Kong a simp?" with several posts arguing back and forth, the discussion getting more and more off-track every couple of pages, eventually arriving at the post above. The King...
2020-07-29 00:01:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Yeeesh, I think I'm paying fire with this one. Even though my stance on the issue is pretty clear and I'm doing my best to only punch-up, as it were, I worry if people are going to be upset about referencing goofy stuff like the Mucinex Man, or doing a drawing of a statue in blackface. Is that divorced enough from the real th...
2020-07-23 00:14:26 +0000 UTC View Post
This is a comic I intentionally decided to keep off twitter and instagram because I don't want to get caught up in some shitstorm of people misinterpreting the joke and accusing me of trying to defend Jerry Seinfeld or Chris Delia or something. The comic was based off a bit I started doing during a phonecall with my friend af...
2020-07-18 21:53:41 +0000 UTC View Post
The fudge thing is 100% true, by the way. I worked at a Starbucks, not a fudge shop specifically, but the energy was palpable regardless. It was grueling, but a needed dose of reality. The island was beautiful, and I spent my days off in melancholy, biking around listening to podcasts and growing fond of Lorde's music for som...
2020-07-17 19:34:23 +0000 UTC View PostHere is a short little pdf of my thoughts on the short story I just posted, with a bit of concept art.
It is obviously spoiler-heavy, so DO NOT READ IT IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY READ THE STORY
Enjoy if you want, if not, its cool!
2020-07-13 23:26:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Here is a sc-fi short story I started working on a few weeks ago that got very out of hand and turned into a 52-page novella. Shit!!! It's a sci-fi dark comedy mystery. If you enjoyed my other short story
you may like this on...
2020-07-13 17:40:33 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm good at describing things, but am I good at knowing things intimately? Not really. When it comes to making popular comics, does it matter? Unfortunately, not really.
This comic emerged initially as just the first two panels, and then my sense of self-loathing and criticism took the wheel. It's an in...
2020-06-27 16:36:45 +0000 UTC View Post
