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These are a few of Lance’s favourite things

So lance took a SEVERE dislike to his last bed.

It only lasted a month, after his one before that went moldy in “the downpours” of 22, we got him a small foam bed that fitted beautifully into his cave and seemed to be a nice thin bed that gave him more room.


This was wrong.

Before long bits of foam coated the floor, no amount of telling off would stop him, Lance threw a full on diva fit and cancelled this foam bed to nothing.

Fine, fair enough, I give up.

Today we took a trip to a petshop so he could pick out his own and he picked well. Also fits like a glove.

The toy monkey was a gift from my friends for Xmas and he’s become inseparable, but I do wonder if the monkey n him plotted the whole thing, operation “comfier bed”…….


Let’s see how this one goes down, got my eye on that fuckin’ monkey. 👀


These are a few of Lance’s favourite things These are a few of Lance’s favourite things

Comments

This is the funniest thing I have read in awhile

Richard Clements

Just remember Lance, if you’re not in bed by midnight then come home!

Neil Baker


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