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Lawyers Beware: Horror-ible Fright Flicks

Happy Friday, Mutants!! Apologies for posting this one so late, but we are in the final stretch before Joe Bob's Jamboree, and everything is pure madness right now!! 

For your Friday offering this week, I've got JB appearing on Court TV sharing his picks for most "horror-ible" attorney movie moments on Crier Live. I have to think they kinda reined him in on this, as his picks are pretty tame, but it's always interesting to see his various talk show appearances. (Bonus points for the delicious pun they used on this one. 😉)

If you happen to be up late tonight, some of the #MutantFam folks are re-watching  and Tweeting along to what's left of the OG Marathon on Shudder. They're going all night long, and you can find 'em using #TLDIAnniversaryMarathon if you want to dive in and watch along. (I'm going to try to pop in for the end of it if I can. 🥰)

I hope you have a wonderful weekend, however you’re spending it. I’ll be back  tomorrow (or later tonight, depending when you see this 😉), with a new/old Monstervision and a bunch of the time codes I owe ya. ’Til then…Unpleasant Dreams, fright fiends!!! 🤠❤️❤️

Lawyers Beware: Horror-ible Fright Flicks

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One of my top 10 favorite episodes of the Mike/Comedy Central era of MST3K. "Ooh, the hottest Garfield episode ever!"

GeddyLeeRoth

I know it probably wouldn't happen, because it's not technically horror, but I'd love to see Joe Bob host Kitten With A Whip on Shudder - Marty

I love that he goes on courtTV and shows clips of lawyers being murdered and eaten. Hahaha.

Hey, wait.. did I just find a JBB mistake? The lawyer Gennaro wasn't played by Bob Peck - he was played by Martin Ferraro. Bob Peck played Muldoon in Jurassic Park! (my favorite character)

That is wonderful news, thank you for the heads up!

That would be excellent.. I only need one more for the collection and it's a hard one to get for a decent price. Coincidentally, the one mentioned in the clip.

Hahaha. Seriously, I hope this is a really happy and fun experience for you, Diana. If it rains too much, you can always show "Waterworld."

Joe Bob talking about how the Lifetime Channel has all the new b-movies made me think about that.

In the autopsy room, they'll show a body that has been burned to a crisp. The people who watch that show don't think they're watching horror - but it's totally a horror show. Maybe it could use a bit more blood here and there. But, the same thing goes for a show like Criminal Minds. That show is about a different mass murderer killing multiple victims every week, usually in gruesome ways. Funny how that's all child-safe, old people-safe, horror.

It was for about 16 hours from Friday evening till this morning…Did you get to drop in for it at all?

He’s talking to publishing folks to see if we might be able to make that happen. 🥰🤞

Haha so good…and so inappropriate!!! 😋❤️

🥰 thank you so much, Guy! Somehow during all this I’d forgotten I’m actually allowed enjoy it, too. Now I’ve got a New Goal for the Jamboree!! 😉❤️❤️

Lol thank you. Theres soooo much that goes into making it all happen, but our sincere goal is just to make sure everyone has fun. If that happens, it will all have been worth it! 🥰❤️

Holy moly!! You just made NCIS sound interesting to me got the first time ever!! 😋 Now I wanna check out The Meat Puzzle! ❤️❤️

Awww. What a sweet thing to say, Clay! Thank you so much…all the love right back to you! 🥰❤️❤️❤️❤️

I hope so. I spent enough on used copies of Joe Bob Goes to the Drive-In and Joe Bob Goes Back to the Drive-In off eBay a few months ago.

What time does the marathon watch start?

I wonder if any of his books will ever be reprinted. Perhaps in light of some renewed interest because of the popularity of the Shudder show?

the intro and outro music did me in lol

tiffany

Some of those early JB films are clearly and definitely from studio mandates on high. It's like "Have you ever actually watched the show?" (Spoiler: No.) I saw that pun in the footer, and it's definitely in the neighborhood of one of yours. Haha. You're almost there for Jamboree! I know the lead-up has been crazy, but you're almost there, and you may even have some time to remember and enjoy it! ;) You got this! Big support to you!

And don't worry too much about the Jamboree - remember, we come in peace! We're always happy with you. You walk on water.

You've gotta be right. Some of these don't sound like Joe Bob picks. And they cut one of the movies that clearly was a Joe Bob pick. Joe Bob mentioned autopsy photos (which I'm guessing Court TV thinks are perfectly appropriate). A lot of the prime time dramas are really horror shows, pretending they aren't what they are. NCIS regularly shows gory looking dead bodies on the autopsy table. They even did several episodes about some murders they called "the meat puzzle;" The autopsy doctors are given the remains of a body cut into pieces, but then they discover there were really two bodies, oops sorry three bodies. But that's not horror, it's a cop show.

Love it

Anyway, got cut off. 🤣 I'll be looking for that pun. And hopefully tagging into that marathon. I love you two and JBB is my hero because he hired you. And you are f'ng spectacular. You ARE the way beyond mail girl! All the love I can give. Clay

That was fun, you censored my clip!


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