Polling in the Deeeeep - Vote for a future patreon audio!

Ready for a long post? ☕ There's nothing scary in here, except the word "scary" is Underlined and in BOLD. That means I'm taking shit seriously! 😊tehe

How are we doing today? Good, I hope. Keeping up with all the juicy audios?

I am always interested in giving you more of what you want (Which is why I'm studying 24/7 in horny libraries and pumping iron to look hot and oily) so please do me a quick solid and vote below for what you'd like to see!

Perhaps lately you've noticed I've been exploring new... avenues (shhhhh), but I still feel like the ferocious horny man deep inside. I am wanting to get back to me roots mate innit and satisfy some of the "classics" hehe

Quick note: Starting next month, I will be moving some of the "extra" content from the lowest tier to the podcast tier, for 2 main reasons.

1: Patrons who just want to support a little and get extra audios won't get spammed and only be notified about new audios!
2: The "Vibing Amigo" £5 tier is more about getting to know me and hanging out - not everybody wants this of course but this will help to categorise content way better! (Half of the time I'm not sure if I'm doing a podcast or a "Listen-a-long" anyway, so I think it makes sense to have them in the same tier!)

This content includes the sing-a-longs and creepypastas etc., that way I can feel good about making them without SCARING off anybody who doesn't wanna hear the sillier side of me - I just gotta get it out sometimes, ok?!?! 😆

I want to take this time to say I value your support more and more each day and let me thank you for everything you do for me. I hope you can agree with any changes I make around here and I rely on you to tell me if I ever do something that was "Not cool bro, not cool!"

Poll content will stay at the lowest tier so I can hear as many people's opinions as possible. Data makes the world go around and it also makes my dick REALLY REALLY HARD... (I'm sorry I was going to delete that but here we are)

ANYWAYYYYYY... Let's keep this poll with fewer options because I know sometimes it's hard 🍆" to choose!

If two (or more) are closely tied I will Attempt to include both!

Have a sexy ass day with that sexy ass-ass!

Will x


FUTURE PATREON AUDIO SHOULD BE: