For my upcoming video, I will be telling the (plausible but unconfirmed) tragic tale of where Scrump Runts came from. In this (alleged) fable, Scrumps were once enormous powerful jumbo creatures. They appear to have been enslaved and forced to do hard labor, their casualties were constant but their brotherhood and comradery were powerful. It is also alleged that something happened to the Scrumps once they passed. They woke up in their afterlife on Earth but in a different body. A cuter, rounder, and tinier body. They don't remember their past but all their old friends are there just in runtier forms. In this "heaven," all they need to do is gather berries, get pets from humans, make butt imprints, bother the diaper man and get up to silly activities. There's no telling if this is their true origin but now and then you can get hints from their past. Two sworn bitter rivals in their enslaved timeline now competitively compete for who can make the prettiest nest. Earth may be complicated for us humans but it is heaven for scrumps. Most of this won't be conveyed in the video, just hinted at but I wanted to tell you all a little secret (plausible) lore.
Happy spring Scrump lovers, keep an extra eye on your scrumps, they deserve your attention and love.
- Scrump historian
Maya Ben David
2023-04-14 14:38:53 +0000 UTCGwenivere the Ponderous
2023-04-13 14:23:07 +0000 UTCMaya Ben David
2023-04-13 14:22:30 +0000 UTCJulian
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