Fakemon prompts for week 19

Hi everyone, I'm here once again to collect Fakemon prompts for next week. It can be ridiculous (a Pokémon based on a vibrator) or more realistic (a Galarian form of Rattata). Sky's the limit!

I was working on Cameron Devera's idea for a John Wick Pokémon when Erik Daems came up with the idea to do an El Risitas Pokémon:

I couldn't miss the opportunity to not honour this legendary meme man. The original story he tells is about the time when he was working as a cook's assistant leaving paella pans in the ocean to be washed clean, but they drifted away with the incoming tide, so I thought it would be fitting if an El Risitas Pokémon would be a jolly sea lion cook carrying a little pan. Maybe a bit on the nose, but who cares. Or in El Risitas' words: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEHEHEHE Jesus! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEHEHE Jesus!"

EXISTING IDEAS THAT I'M STILL LIKELY TO DO:

- Cameron Devera's idea of a John Wick Pokémon

- Luffink's idea of a Eternal Dialga/Spatial Palkia

- Andreas Savva's idea of a Pokémon based on Graham from Animal Crossing

- Alex Nelson's idea of a Dunsparce (pre-)evolution

- Tejayes's idea of a Poison/Steel Pokémon

- CrazySeanDX's idea of the full fossil Pokémon from Sword/Shield

- John Hattan's idea of Mega Dragonite or Mega Flygon

- Rich Hilborn's idea of an Assassin's Creed Pokémon

- Jonathan Marion's idea of a clock Pokémon. Once again, why does this not exist yet?

- Werwally's idea of a Deku Pokémon

If you'd like to +1 one of these ideas and/or you don't feel like suggesting a new idea yourself, let me know in the comments!

I will make a Fakemon based on one of these prompts  NEXT week, so that's the week starting with May 10th.

I will try to choose different people each time, but there's always a chance some people will suggest a streak of straight bangers. I also can't promise I will always choose based on the prompts every week, in the unlikely case something big happens in geek media that I have to act on last minute.

Let me know if you have any questions!