Descendants: Wicked World Review | Descenduary 2
Added 2022-02-10 18:00:06 +0000 UTCMal, Evie, Jay and Carlos are back in a series that does absolutely NOTHING to advance the plot.
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Since you're being compared to Ever After High, why not make your own one.
Fuzzpower
2022-03-16 01:17:37 +0000 UTCZeevan is such a generic design (jeans, leather jacket and a cape?) I would have never guessed whose kid he is unless you told me so. Also... yeeeesh, I now have to imagine someone, somewhere, had sex with Yzma, who is practically an ancient withered mummy (yet somehow still alive). That's borderline necrophilia... Brrrrr... And yeah, she was always a comedic villain, was never really scary.
BB Shockwave
2022-02-20 11:47:32 +0000 UTC21:00 - She is totally smiling and laughing there, so... how is it hard for her and the villain kids to smile and laugh in class? The writing on this thing is truly asinine.
BB Shockwave
2022-02-20 11:40:03 +0000 UTCLOL how would as shop work where not only everyone steals stuff, the proprietor actually gives you what you want to steal. I mean that's not evil, that's stupid. Evil people would WANT to make money, not have others steal from them.
BB Shockwave
2022-02-20 01:32:41 +0000 UTCMan, this thing got a CGI sequel??? Disney just never gonna give up the merchandising... And like the live action, I just gotta ask, who designed these characters? I have seen run of the mill anime characters more memorable than these people. They are just so utterly generic! Say what you will about Monster High, the toys had to work with a few face versions only, but the 2D show actually tried and made some memorable designs for them that was easy to remember. These designs are super busy and at the same time, forgettable.
BB Shockwave
2022-02-20 01:14:55 +0000 UTCI did not even know that toyline had a show. I just saw the toys and assumed it was a Monster High knockoff. And unfortunately named (does it mean they are always ever after HIGH on drugs? :D)
BB Shockwave
2022-02-20 01:11:23 +0000 UTCI can't believe this crappy show destroyed Ever After High. If you like the show fine, but this is my opinion since I am so mad that EAH got cancelled because of this. Say whatever you want about the flaws on EAH, but at least it was creative in their characters, story, lessons, and personality. Yes they had their trendy moments that was over the top it was ridiculous. But they never talk down on the kids rather then teach the kids to be smart, strong, and different. This show is all about trend and being idiotic. It hurts my brain trying to watch this.
EternalHikairiNoTension
2022-02-19 20:43:27 +0000 UTCIn the scene where they were looking for the jewel in the shop I noticed Frollo’s hat. I want to give Disney props for acknowledging who most agree is Disney’s best written villain ever while sparing us from his character being butchered by this dumb adaptation.
Superiormutt27
2022-02-12 12:07:44 +0000 UTCI love that they make Audrey a genuine part of the friend group as if she doesn’t turn into a petty bitch who tries to take over the entire kingdom in movie three.
Psyc Melone
2022-02-12 05:20:58 +0000 UTCOh man... it always amazes me how much Disney can ACTUALLY afford failure and still keep it going if they wish... I mean... forget all those other "High School Cartoons" that came out around this time. We had Tiny Toon Adventures in the 90s! A show all about younger counterparts of the real Looney Tunes in a contemporary setting... and it worked! Decades later Disney tries with their movie library... and failed at it.
SilverZeo
2022-02-11 04:38:09 +0000 UTCThe guy who voices Ben is actually Australian and has to fake an American accent for his character. But yeah, his is very bland.
Grace Starkes
2022-02-11 00:48:09 +0000 UTCIt's clear these actors have never voice acted because Ben sounds so bland
DreamScream
2022-02-10 23:22:26 +0000 UTCWait you've never watched an Emperor's New Groove? It's hilarious! Hopefully one day you can review it
DreamScream
2022-02-10 23:17:35 +0000 UTCCan I hire you? :D
Raven Fox
2022-02-10 23:08:31 +0000 UTCWe need Irwin's grandma from Billy and Mady to show them how yo mama jokes are done.
Jim Stigall
2022-02-10 19:49:05 +0000 UTCA better ending to this would be if Thane, son of Thanos, showed up at the end, stole everyone's jewels, put them in a glove and then snap the cast out of existense.
Verdant Range
2022-02-10 19:34:48 +0000 UTC...That sounds so stupid it HAS to be true.
Bobsheaux
2022-02-10 19:31:54 +0000 UTCI'd forgotten this was a thing, but superb review!
Matt R
2022-02-10 19:25:34 +0000 UTCI'm an evil minion baker! I just made BANANA bread!
Daniel J
2022-02-10 19:02:57 +0000 UTCOh god the descendants it never ends
Jack Sullivan
2022-02-10 18:59:14 +0000 UTCI’m convinced the whole “Ben calling Jay Jordan” thing was a flub that the actor did, the other actors had to ad-lib, and they decided to put that in the script despite it making no sense.
Grace Starkes
2022-02-10 18:56:54 +0000 UTCI was having a hairball when they started spouting “yo momma” jokes. 😂
Grace Starkes
2022-02-10 18:40:54 +0000 UTCDescendants was originally envisioned as a non-musical but turned into musical when Kenny Ortega was signed on to direct.
Kim Carter
2022-02-10 18:37:18 +0000 UTCOkay, normally don't post twice, but I got a great yo momma to toss at Mal. "Yo momma so desperate for attention she tried to destroy a kingdom over not getting an invite"
Curtis Rogahn
2022-02-10 18:21:32 +0000 UTCYes! YES!!!!!! Fun fact, the people who animated this show also did the animation for Disney Fairies. When Zevon turns Audrey into a duckling, they use the same duckling model they did in the Disney Fairies movie.
Grace Starkes
2022-02-10 18:09:02 +0000 UTCSorry to say this Bob but...WHOO! more Descenduary!
Curtis Rogahn
2022-02-10 18:01:44 +0000 UTC
