Dear Dracula Review
Added 2022-10-21 18:36:02 +0000 UTCA little boy teaches Dracula how to be scary again. ...You heard me.
Comments
Kid is a fraud. Bet he just saw Dracula at a bargain bin, girl saw him holding it and said he has cool tastes. Then suddenly decided hes Draculas biggest fan and is a horror super fan or something.
Hell Ray
2022-11-08 15:54:08 +0000 UTCAbominable Christmas and that other movie from this studio feel like something you should review too, they are bad and obscure, a winning combo! :P
BB Shockwave
2022-10-23 23:42:51 +0000 UTCIf this kid was a real horror movie buff, he would have asked Dracula about "Dracula A.D. 1972", with Dracula admitting he still loves to dance to that funky opening song, and how Alucard was indeed the stupidest vampire that ever lived, considering he basically kills himself with sunlight and running water by accident. :D
BB Shockwave
2022-10-23 19:46:03 +0000 UTCI feel for 'ya, Bob, I had much the same reaction watching the 2007 Transformers movie in theaters as you, even after reading the leaked script. The masturbation joke scene and Bee pissing on Turturro....made me want to sink into the ground. (And good era-accurate stuff that you have that Classic Bee toy in hand! :D )
BB Shockwave
2022-10-23 19:38:56 +0000 UTCYay! So glad you are back! Sorry for your loss. I agree on wanting that movie too! I really have missed you and Raven.
Amanda Mathews
2022-10-22 16:44:46 +0000 UTCWell, to be fair, these stupid "stretchy" toys of Universal monsters are everywhere these days, so action figures of Dracula are not uncommon
BB Shockwave
2022-10-22 12:02:38 +0000 UTCMan it feels like ages that I have seen a review from you. Nice to have you back and with such an obscure bad movie at that! Kudos!
BB Shockwave
2022-10-22 11:58:24 +0000 UTCHey, you're back!
churchontime
2022-10-22 01:22:22 +0000 UTCOh man... was this a Kickstarter movie too?
SilverZeo
2022-10-21 22:26:34 +0000 UTCI completely forgot this movie existed, thanks for reminding me.
Jim Stigall
2022-10-21 19:58:15 +0000 UTCThe very Bug-eyed Dracula... 0__o
Grey 'Greycat' Silvermane
2022-10-21 19:10:42 +0000 UTCDear Dracula, your movie sucks!
Daniel J
2022-10-21 18:59:33 +0000 UTCI've missed you. I'm so glad. You're back
A.T. M
2022-10-21 18:45:20 +0000 UTCHe liiiivess!!
Cheycartoongirl8
2022-10-21 18:39:28 +0000 UTC
