Spring Cleaning: Spicy Edition π§Ό
Added 2025-04-14 12:07:01 +0000 UTCSpring Cleaningβ¦ But Make It Sexy π§½π
Itβs time for some spring cleaning, and no, weβre not just talking about your closetβwe mean your sex toy collection. Because if your toys have seen more action than your sink, itβs time to fix that!
Step 1: The Deep Clean β Warm water + fragrance-free soap or a proper toy cleaner = your new BFF. Donβt just rinse and call it a dayβget in there like you mean it π¦
Step 2: Retire the Questionable Ones β If itβs cracked, sticky, or just ewwβ¦ babe, let it go. Silicone, glass, and metal = safe. Mystery jelly from 2016? Not so much.
Step 3: Battery & Charger Check β Nothing kills the mood faster than a dead toy mid-session. Charge up or swap batteries before the fun starts β‘
Step 4: Upgrade Your Collection β Treat yourself to a new toy πββοΈ
Step 5: Proper Storage = No More Fuzzy Surprises β Keep them dry, dust-free, and away from direct sunlight (unless you want your dildo to age like a bad tan).
Take care of your toys, and theyβll take care of you. Happy cleaning!
Comments
Great reminder! I need to deep clean my vibrating wand for my pelvic floor stuff Ironically, my wife just dumped a bunch of older toys for spring cleaning - might be time to "plant" some newer ones
Raymond G. Cornell
2025-04-14 21:37:11 +0000 UTCYes! I totally agree!
susie@drsusieg.com
2025-04-14 17:56:14 +0000 UTCStep 4 is crucial. Just like your favorite pair of old jeans, or shoes, dildos and toys eventually wear out from lots of use. New toys, batteries and lube are an absolute must for any woman or couple.
Aaron Buchholz
2025-04-14 15:37:19 +0000 UTC
