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Episode 171 - The Way of the Shadow Wolves (12/28/17)

Hope you all had a Merry Christmas, we're back and in this episode we unwrap our present: Steven Seagal's new novel "The Way of the Shadow Wolves." We read the preface and first chapter and then try to make our way through Megan McArdle's 14th annual kitchen gift guide without self-harming.


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Episode 171 - The Way of the Shadow Wolves (12/28/17)

Comments

matts laugh at the snake part almost killed me I laughed so hard

Reece Coren

ah real eyes real lies realize

Maxwell Harkness

Can we please revisit more of this in honor of him becoming special representative for Russian-American relations

Michael Bloomer

Pheromones Virgil?

gamerunknown

This is the best episode of Chapo ever

Will O'Neill

so sad that they want to be loved by the Atlantic so bad

Michael Kelly

God damn it, Matt

LP3

He do be like that though

Blakey

My friend, did you just self-censor the word "pussy"?

Adam Cassidy

I’m at the gym right now and corey feldman is on dr oz

oh yut

checks twitter to see if the username "Mike Thermomix" is taken

Thomas Whitehead

Victor-in-an-ox. I'm picturing the rhino scene from Ace Ventura 2.

Chris B

matt is a little bitch

david

Matt confirmed scrub who never cooks

Lance Dobbie

ghee-gaws

Bea Arthur Death Cult

Tired of hearing Felix say the word pu**y for the gazillionth time, he is triggering my ASMR with his speech impediments.

David Frenulum

Based on Matt's desire to take a shit IN an immersion blender I have to guess the man just does not cook ever.

Jake

will segal voice could make anything sound ridiculous

Kyle Schipske

Fuck the haters OXO slaps

Jordan Cunningham

Fuck the Atlantic

terry

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRxhgxH6FUI" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRxhgxH6FUI</a>

James Ayres

Omg who is breathing so loud

alexis

the dry boys are actually owned you can not use a metal spatula on cast iron. wood or silicon only

no

I’m convinced you guys mispronounce words on purpose as a bit. I have a parrot that learned to speak by watching tv; perhaps he can help you guys with your English.

Spencer horne

you cannot shit "into" an immersion blender, matt. an immersion blender is a external tool

nathan roberts

Chapo turned into a cooking podcast so slowly I hardly noticed.

Stu Sherman

Mcardle segment was a flop, most of that was pretty reasonable stuff. Even Will seemed to be having a hard time dunking on it and he chose the article. I’d rather she be talking about her preferred kitchen tongs than explaining why burning the poors alive is actually a good thing

hamburglar

Def missed the Rothschild/Catholic church/deep state vibe. Hilarious episode either way!

Samjuuul Parnter

the national banks and international finance is controlled by the most powerful family in the world.... the Wayans brothers

Gordon Schmidt

It's scary that there were no references or inside jokes in this episode that I did not understand. Matt's rendition was also more Alastair Sim incredibly old school.

Sarah Saunders

you could go for their competitor wingrr

4non06

also begay is a pretty common navajo surname

Ian Epps

Hey, so Begay is a very, very common Native American last name. Gotta watch out when trying to joke about stuff like that. <a href="https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Begay" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Begay</a>

Cooper DeMarse

lmao mispronouncing saguaro at 2:39

Ian Epps

So LaRouche/Icke as rewritten by Tom Friedman/Dan Brown with Native Americans as custodians of the True Spirit of America

chris e

matt can never freak out about mispronunciations again after that tristram shandy fuck-up

no

Holy shit Will, victor inix?

Oat Bran

I can almost hear Felix's brain going "don't make a metal gear solid reference" when Seagal is rambling about the shaman and the wolf or something

ghvghvgh

Ah yes, Victor Inox... one of Sebastian Gorka's comrades of the VITEZI REND.

skrrt vonnegut

AQUACUM MY FRIEND...

skrrt vonnegut

that's just your free sex slave for SHUTTING UP ABOUT SYRIA.

skrrt vonnegut

"victor inox"

CUSTARD MANIAC

Man, that Atlantic top 50 is like Jethro Tull beating Metallica back in '89. You are out of touch and do not understand the medium!

John Williams

Virgil's right about the cast iron thing; people do freak out about sharp metal implements on cast iron because they think it can scratch the oil film, requiring you to reseason it. But it is a really dumb thing to be that serious about.

Rich Ranallo

Hey fellow wolf's, check my patreon out fam

Keith Chaput

Can't believe steven seagal is the new head of the dsa

Ted Cruz's Awful Mistake

Which means they can no longer make fun of what a gigantic dumbass he is?

philip podolsky

I got an Amazon Echo for Christmas and I asked it to tell me that truth about Syria and then it stopped working and now there's these guys across the street in a van

Saying Monty Python Quotes In Lieu of Conversation

Quinn

i’m gay

Ben Poop

Oh HELLZ YES

Stuart Bradley


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