Episode 171 - The Way of the Shadow Wolves (12/28/17)
Added 2017-12-28 20:29:11 +0000 UTC
Hope you all had a Merry Christmas, we're back and in this episode we unwrap our present: Steven Seagal's new novel "The Way of the Shadow Wolves." We read the preface and first chapter and then try to make our way through Megan McArdle's 14th annual kitchen gift guide without self-harming.
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matts laugh at the snake part almost killed me I laughed so hard
Reece Coren
2023-06-27 03:16:27 +0000 UTC
ah real eyes real lies realize
Maxwell Harkness
2019-08-30 20:39:35 +0000 UTC
Can we please revisit more of this in honor of him becoming special representative for Russian-American relations
Michael Bloomer
2018-08-06 03:22:29 +0000 UTC
Pheromones Virgil?
gamerunknown
2018-03-14 15:35:39 +0000 UTC
This is the best episode of Chapo ever
Will O'Neill
2018-01-15 00:57:17 +0000 UTC
so sad that they want to be loved by the Atlantic so bad
Michael Kelly
2018-01-08 04:33:49 +0000 UTC
God damn it, Matt
LP3
2018-01-04 07:21:00 +0000 UTC
He do be like that though
Blakey
2018-01-03 03:32:19 +0000 UTC
My friend, did you just self-censor the word "pussy"?
Adam Cassidy
2018-01-02 19:16:04 +0000 UTC
I’m at the gym right now and corey feldman is on dr oz
oh yut
2018-01-02 18:03:35 +0000 UTC
checks twitter to see if the username "Mike Thermomix" is taken
Thomas Whitehead
2018-01-02 13:29:30 +0000 UTC
Victor-in-an-ox. I'm picturing the rhino scene from Ace Ventura 2.
Chris B
2018-01-02 04:20:31 +0000 UTC
matt is a little bitch
david
2018-01-01 04:07:48 +0000 UTC
Matt confirmed scrub who never cooks
Lance Dobbie
2017-12-31 06:14:56 +0000 UTC
ghee-gaws
Bea Arthur Death Cult
2017-12-31 01:55:49 +0000 UTC
Tired of hearing Felix say the word pu**y for the gazillionth time, he is triggering my ASMR with his speech impediments.
David Frenulum
2017-12-31 00:51:08 +0000 UTC
Based on Matt's desire to take a shit IN an immersion blender I have to guess the man just does not cook ever.
Jake
2017-12-31 00:42:10 +0000 UTC
will segal voice could make anything sound ridiculous
Kyle Schipske
2017-12-30 22:18:45 +0000 UTC
Fuck the haters OXO slaps
Jordan Cunningham
2017-12-30 19:32:21 +0000 UTC
Fuck the Atlantic
terry
2017-12-30 05:15:55 +0000 UTC
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRxhgxH6FUI" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRxhgxH6FUI</a>
James Ayres
2017-12-30 01:22:07 +0000 UTC
Omg who is breathing so loud
alexis
2017-12-29 18:59:26 +0000 UTC
the dry boys are actually owned you can not use a metal spatula on cast iron. wood or silicon only
no
2017-12-29 18:06:12 +0000 UTC
I’m convinced you guys mispronounce words on purpose as a bit. I have a parrot that learned to speak by watching tv; perhaps he can help you guys with your English.
Spencer horne
2017-12-29 17:29:44 +0000 UTC
you cannot shit "into" an immersion blender, matt. an immersion blender is a external tool
nathan roberts
2017-12-29 16:37:30 +0000 UTC
Chapo turned into a cooking podcast so slowly I hardly noticed.
Stu Sherman
2017-12-29 15:14:11 +0000 UTC
Mcardle segment was a flop, most of that was pretty reasonable stuff. Even Will seemed to be having a hard time dunking on it and he chose the article. I’d rather she be talking about her preferred kitchen tongs than explaining why burning the poors alive is actually a good thing
hamburglar
2017-12-29 12:47:16 +0000 UTC
Def missed the Rothschild/Catholic church/deep state vibe. Hilarious episode either way!
Samjuuul Parnter
2017-12-29 10:40:26 +0000 UTC
the national banks and international finance is controlled by the most powerful family in the world.... the Wayans brothers
Gordon Schmidt
2017-12-29 05:09:25 +0000 UTC
It's scary that there were no references or inside jokes in this episode that I did not understand. Matt's rendition was also more Alastair Sim incredibly old school.
Sarah Saunders
2017-12-29 04:57:46 +0000 UTC
you could go for their competitor wingrr
4non06
2017-12-29 03:37:18 +0000 UTC
also begay is a pretty common navajo surname
Ian Epps
2017-12-29 02:11:26 +0000 UTC
Hey, so Begay is a very, very common Native American last name. Gotta watch out when trying to joke about stuff like that. <a href="https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Begay" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Begay</a>
Cooper DeMarse
2017-12-29 02:05:38 +0000 UTC
lmao mispronouncing saguaro at 2:39
Ian Epps
2017-12-29 01:54:12 +0000 UTC
So LaRouche/Icke as rewritten by Tom Friedman/Dan Brown with Native Americans as custodians of the True Spirit of America
chris e
2017-12-29 00:00:10 +0000 UTC
matt can never freak out about mispronunciations again after that tristram shandy fuck-up
no
2017-12-28 23:43:41 +0000 UTC
Holy shit Will, victor inix?
Oat Bran
2017-12-28 23:21:15 +0000 UTC
I can almost hear Felix's brain going "don't make a metal gear solid reference" when Seagal is rambling about the shaman and the wolf or something
ghvghvgh
2017-12-28 23:02:40 +0000 UTC
Ah yes, Victor Inox... one of Sebastian Gorka's comrades of the VITEZI REND.
skrrt vonnegut
2017-12-28 22:59:12 +0000 UTC
AQUACUM MY FRIEND...
skrrt vonnegut
2017-12-28 22:58:09 +0000 UTC
that's just your free sex slave for SHUTTING UP ABOUT SYRIA.
skrrt vonnegut
2017-12-28 22:52:45 +0000 UTC
"victor inox"
CUSTARD MANIAC
2017-12-28 22:33:02 +0000 UTC
Man, that Atlantic top 50 is like Jethro Tull beating Metallica back in '89. You are out of touch and do not understand the medium!
John Williams
2017-12-28 22:16:28 +0000 UTC
Virgil's right about the cast iron thing; people do freak out about sharp metal implements on cast iron because they think it can scratch the oil film, requiring you to reseason it.
But it is a really dumb thing to be that serious about.
Rich Ranallo
2017-12-28 21:54:18 +0000 UTC
Hey fellow wolf's, check my patreon out fam
Keith Chaput
2017-12-28 21:18:18 +0000 UTC
Can't believe steven seagal is the new head of the dsa
Ted Cruz's Awful Mistake
2017-12-28 20:55:15 +0000 UTC
Which means they can no longer make fun of what a gigantic dumbass he is?
philip podolsky
2017-12-28 20:50:03 +0000 UTC
I got an Amazon Echo for Christmas and I asked it to tell me that truth about Syria and then it stopped working and now there's these guys across the street in a van
Saying Monty Python Quotes In Lieu of Conversation
2017-12-28 20:44:07 +0000 UTC
Quinn
2017-12-28 20:41:40 +0000 UTC
i’m gay
Ben Poop
2017-12-28 20:33:31 +0000 UTC
Oh HELLZ YES
Stuart Bradley
2017-12-28 20:30:58 +0000 UTC