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986 - To Walk the Brandon Path feat. Molly Lambert (11/13/25)

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TOTAL VINDICATION OF MATT CHRISTMAN THOUGHT! We begin this week discussing the avalanche of Epstein emails, who they implicate, and if this might actually, finally be the scandal Trump can’t shake. We also talk about the shutdown capitulation and the real reasons why the Democrats folded. Then, in the second half, ...

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985 - The Murder Inc. Doctrine feat. Greg Grandin (11/10/25)

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As we inch closer to war with Venezuela, historian Greg Grandin returns to Chapo for a history lesson about the War on Drugs as well as Venezuela’s Bolivarian Revolution. We also talk about the US’s long-running economic interests and petty feuds in Latin America, particularly regarding the region’s oil supplies. We the...

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MM47 - Internet, Dating: Audition & Pulse

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Hello mindsetters! Today Will and Hesse bid goodbye to Spooktober with the sickest and most depraved movies we’ve yet to cover, courtesy of the beautiful island nation of Japan! 

Audition, a very patient and meditative kitchen sink romance about a single father trying to have it all, and Pulse, a very prescient f...

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984 - Gooner 4 Life feat. Daniel Kolitz (11/6/25)

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Zohran Mamdani is the next mayor of New York. Join us for a quick roundup of Tuesday’s elections, Jim Treacher’s feud with Greg Gutfeld, Kash Patel’s country superstar girlfriend, and (hopefully) our definitive statement on Graham Platner. Then we interview Daniel Kolitz about his harrowing article about the Gooniverse ...

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983 - The Killing Fields feat. Jasper Nathaniel (11/3/25)

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Jasper Nathaniel is back with another report from the occupied West Bank. He tells us about a band of West Bank settlers attacking him and locals in the olive fields of Turmus’ayya, including an old woman who was beaten unconscious on camera. He then talks about the Israeli military and intelligence’s response to the crim...

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982 - Law & Order: Chapo Victims Unit, Part 2 (10/30/25)

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Chapo Victims Unit officers Lt. Copen “Dutch” Hagen, Dr. “Venom” Cap Jackson, and Lt. Columbot continue their investigation into a series of child murders in Neo-Islamabad. Dr. Cap Jackson takes the case to trial as Lts. Hagen and Columbot race against time to rustle up the evidence against the nefarious real estate c...

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BONUS - Zohran: The Final Stretch

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Candidate for New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani joins us to catch up on the final few days of the campaign. Will and Zohran discuss Andrew Cuomo’s embarrassing campaign against him, how he plans to protect New Yorkers from Trump’s threatened federal incursions into the city, NYPD commissioner Jessica Tisch, and how he in...

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981 - Down in the Mall (10/27/25)

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It’s a call-in show! We respond to nineteen calls ranging from serious predictions about the Trump era and beyond, the future of the Middle East, Warren Zevon stories, books for kids and high schoolers, and trying to wean a friend off H3H3. Also: gossip about John Fetterman and Jair Bolsonaro. 

YEAR ZERO: A Chapo...

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MM46 - Serial Killers feat. Theda Hammel

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In this edition of Ghoulvie Screamset Horrortober, Will and Hesse are joined by the writer, director and star of STRESS POSITIONS, Theda Hammel, to discuss two horror films about serial killers.

First is Michael Powell’s PEEPING TOM (1960) which stands along with Hitchcock’s PYSCHO as one of the first movies to conn...

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980 - Law & Order: Chapo Victims Unit, Part 1 (10/23/25)

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Chapo Victims Unit officers Lt. Copen “Dutch” Hagen, Dr. “Venom” Cap Jackson, and Lt. Columbot investigate a series of sordid murders that have rocked Neo-Islamabad in the wake of the Sultanization of the city. Can this ragtag team of renegade cops overcome lyin' dirtbag skells, Coptic street gangs, and their own rule...

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The Players Club S1E8 - Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain (2015) - The Perfect Weapon (Part II)

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The Grand Finale of the Players Club Season 1. Nothing to add to last week’s copy so here are some alternate titles we had for this episode: 

  • Horrible Bosses V

  • The Bipolar Express

  • I’ll Show You Who’s Never Been Boss

  • Miller’s Crossing

  • Missio...

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MOVIE MINDSET RE-ANIMATOR SCREENING 10/28

Get tickets at: chaporeanimatorstream.com

Greetings Movie Sickos,

Here is an appealing offer to kick off your Halloween week, indeed you’ll b...

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979 - Cat People (Running For Mayor) feat. Jon Bois (10/20/25)

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Secret Base’s sports-data auteur Jon Bois is back to preview a new series: a history and analysis of mound charges in baseball, coming this November. We talk a little bit about recent sports news including Dana White’s new boxing league, Shohei Ohtani’s generational run, and the Seattle Mariners (RIP). We then ...

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MM45 - Girls, Girls, Girls!

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On this week’s edition of Ghoulvie Screamset Horrortober we have two films for you that are connected by a secret phantom theme that might surprise you, but not if you ever listened to this show or seen either of these movies.

First up from 1935 is James Whale’s classic sequel Bride of Frankenstein...

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978 - Sex is Gay feat. David J. Roth (10/16/25)

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Journalist and Chapo Trumpology correspondent David J. Roth joins for a look at Trump’s current state of mind. Why is he fixated on death and the afterlife? Does he miss Joe Brandon, and is the feeling even stronger than that? Then we turn to the recently-leaked Young Republican group chat, their sick riffs, and what it say...

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Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain (2015) - The Man Inside of Me (Part I)

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[The original recording for The Phantom Pain was 12 hours of tape recorded over three sessions, so we split this into two parts. Pour one out for Brendan for editing this behemoth, too.]

Anyone can give up this fight by uninstalling and playing Battlefield 6. But the feeling of arguing about this fucking game? That, we'...

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Call in to Chapo!

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We have another call-in episode on the horizon, so you know what to do: send an UNDER 30 SECOND voice memo or recording to calls@chapotraphouse.com. The production team will select the best ones and we will answer your questions later this month!

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977 - The Next Day feat. Ryan Grim and Jeremy Scahill

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Drop Site’s Ryan Grim and Jeremy Scahill return to talk more about the ceasefire deal in Gaza. We discuss what finally led to this moment, whether this ceasefire will be any different than the previous ones, and the future of Gaza, Israel, and the Gulf States. We then turn to the media’s coverage of Gaza: Jeremy...

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MM44 - Horror Sequels II feat. Tom Scharpling

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[I uploaded a .WAV file for this by mistake and it was over a gig; tried to fix it and the whole thing got corrupted. Reupping here.]

On this week’s episode of Ghoulive Screamset Horrortober, Hesse and Will are joined by Tom Sharpling of The Best Show, to break down two horror sequels, one of which could fairly be des...

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976 - Enter the Sheridan-verse feat. Bryan Quinby (10/9/25)

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Tulsa King Season 3 has premiered, and we’ve got Bryan Quinby to check back in on our boy Dwight Manfredi, his plot, smuggle fifty-year-old bourbon, as well as his newest nemesis in the Dixie Mafia. We also speculate on the future of the Sheridan cinematic universe and compare the worldviews of the two Stallone brothers. View Post

Metal Gear Solid: Ground Zeroes (2014) - Hot Zone Cuba

The 1970s have shaped up to be an incredible decade for Big Boss. He’s doubled, perhaps even tripled or quintupled his bodycount (sexual). He’s marginally added to his other bodycount (people he has killed). He has come up with a completely baffling reason to decide The Boss actually sucked that will allow him to pretend ...

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NEW MERCH + LIVE-WATCH PARTY W/ WILL AND HESSE

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We have NEW MERCH for you all this fall! Go to https://chapotraphouse.store/ and check out our two new hats, two new shirts, plus restocks of some old favorites!

We ALSO have an exciting announcement: a LIVE WATCH PARTY of Stuart Gordon's Re-Anima...

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975 - Like a Virgin feat. Séamus Malekafzali

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Séamus joins us to talk about Trump’s proposed “Gaza peace plan” and what horrific policies it would actually entail in practice, as well as the Democratic Party’s desperate attempts to triangulate on the issue. We also wade into the increasing possibility of regime change in Venezuela as well as ICE’s pillaging of...

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BONUS: ICE is Coming to a City Near You feat. Memo Torres

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Now unlocked for all listeners!

Will interviews Los Angeles reporter Memo Torres, whose site L.A. TACO shifted from covering food and culture in the city to some of the most indispensable and horrific coverage of ICE raids available. Memo tells us about what happens to people when they get kidnapped, covering t...

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974 - Kid Fresh feat. Andrew Hudson (10/2/25)

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Andrew Hudson returns to continue our discussion of Pete Hegseth’s rallying of the generals. We talk about Pete’s new warrior policies for the armed forces, his stricter standards for fitness and (and looser standards for sexual harassment), his new makeup office, and Trump derailing the whole thing to riff about battlesh...

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MM43 - Punks & Bad Boys

Greetings Horror Sickos,

Listener, please light a circle of candles and begin to scrawl out the ancient sigils in salt, and begin the accursed chant … “Let’s All Go to the Lobby, Let’s All Go to the Lobby, and Grab Ourselves a Snack”

That’s right! Spooky season is upon us and to inaugurate another edit...

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GHOULVIE SCREAMSET SEASON 3 - schedule & where to watch

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Boo! It's another scary season of Ghoulvie Screamset with Will and Hesse! We've got five exciting and terrifying double features this month (maybe with some special guests along the way!) The first episode will drop tomorrow night after the premium episode and then on Thursday nights thereafter. As always, there's a viewing g...

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Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker (2010) - Peace of Ass

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The year is 1974. A decade after Operation Snake Eater, Big Boss finds himself in business with new best friend Kazuhira Miller. Their hobo union/private military contractor hybrid, Militaires Sans Frontières (Medecins Sans Frontières had been founded just 3 years prior in 1971, but Big Boss probably tried telling people it...

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BONUS: The Sumud Flotilla Interview feat. Zue Jernstedt

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Zue Jernstedt joins us live from the Global Sumud Flotilla to talk to us about delivering aid to those in Gaza and weathering attacks from Israel.

UPDATE: Now unlocked for everyone!

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973 - Cross on the Moon feat. Brendan James (9/29/25)

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It’s Chapo—in person! Will, Felix, and Brendan James of Blowback (formerly Chapo Trap House) gather at Will’s apartment to talk about Eric Adams dropping out of the NYC mayoral race. They then read a profile of Adam Jentleson and his new PAC, Searchlight, and its novel plan to win elections by pulling ...

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