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743 - Time Colosseum (6/22/23)

We complete our seven-year cycle of covering the DC Cinematic Universe with a review of The Flash: a gross mishmash of CGI dreck, digital necromancy, multiversal genocide, and actual criminal performances that serves as a fitting cap to the franchise and, why not, Cinema in general. Grab your popcorn, throw your baby in the microwave, and listen in!

CANADA TOUR:

Tickets available early for patrons here:

https://www.patreon.com/posts/canada-tour-shop-84913694

Tickets available for the general public on 6/23 at 10 am ET at links here:

Thursday, August 17 - Toronto - Danforth Music Hall

https://www.ticketmaster.ca/event/10005ED4F0FB3932

Saturday August 19 - Montreal - Corona Theater

https://www.ticketmaster.ca/event/31005ED3A82E1556

743 - Time Colosseum (6/22/23)

Comments

The 'Movie' just dropped on E1

ploob

Russia will beat Ukraine. Girls are better than boys.

E Joseph Weixel

The boys riffing on Sodas is so good

Meadow Green

we really need an animated version of the 'Sodas' discussion

CASEY FITZGERALD

Did we do The Suicide Squad (2021) for DC? That was the rare genuinely good one

Dustin Nelson

You guys didn’t watch Oppenheim? And I read this?

The pitch for Pixar's "Sodas" was really compelling following the Flash recap.

egage

According to a VFX supervisor on The Flash that cause of the poor CGI was being force to low-bid competitors and horrible initial shots (invariable due to Miller's inability or unwillingness to perform in part) with unreasonable turn-arounds. Once again, it seems that corporations create mediocre and unreasonable/unsafe conditions and spend all the money on the media marketing (such an extraordinarily parasitic industry) counting on labor de-valuation and government subsidies to create their profit; with the ultimate goal as being monopolization so that mid-budget media can't be profitably created. https://www.cinemablend.com/superheroes/flash/the-flashs-cgi-criticized-crew-member-what-contributed-poor-vfx

Stephen

"A rock monster attacks him and knocks him out of the Time Arena" I mean, sure, when you put it like that...

Douglas Wilmer

They agree with a lot of RFKs stances, why the nihilist dismissive take on him?

Sal Paradise

S

Alexlarson

I am giving this a like for sodas in the crisper drawer

J Vladcliff

"HR Seminary" Bravo, sir

Herschell Gordon Lightfoot

Assassin 33 AD.

Waffle Poet

Wild times when a rapper on YouTube is making the best superhero content.

Marcus

“Kambucha”

It depends on what they took before they sat down to watch. Coke? Dudes Rock movies like Top Gun Maverick. Weed? Chill beautiful movies like Avatar 2. Opiates? Terrible movies like whatever Felix likes ironically.

BabuFrick

Felix 100% did not watch this movie. “I watched a lo-rez torrent in 3 languages with ads”. Sure. More like before recording, he looked up some hot takes from Twitter leaks with clips or had Matt and Will give him some bullet points of some of the shittiest bits.

BabuFrick

John Goodman has to be the voice of the Mayor

Anup Raniga

Top Gun 2

J.P. McD.

I’m in for the soda movie, but I want La Croix to have a Wisconsin accent, and say shit like ‘oh let’s drink out of the bubbler.’

Nathan Myers

case being dropped bro

Jonathan G

Gosh dangit Bobby, can't you see superhero movies aren't making superheros better! It's making movies worse! The endpoint of AI is on demand, completely personalized and atomized, entertainment to whatever prompt you can give it. Simply ask the benevolent machine - "Show me Superman in prison fighting off the guys from Oz, but he has daddy issues." - and while it won't be anything approaching art, it will give the seals something to clap at. Another movie in the Chapo cannon, unfortunately, Ready Player One, this is an annoying plot point. Prophetic archon Steven Spielberg saw what that novel was. The protagonist uses VR to insert themselves into the movie War Games as Ferris Bueller and recite the lines 1980s movie War Games in order to progress or whatever, but insinuates that this is the only way people enjoy movies anymore. The only entertainment was regurgitated relics of the past, and the entire country was like Will's fellow movie goer.

C. Andrew

Orcas are definitely comrades so very based

Drew McGill

Avatar 2: Way of Water

C. Ries

I’d actually like to hear a sincere list of modern films they actually do like lol.

Drew McGill

love how jonathon majors used his six seconds in the spotlight to do an ad for the army then abuse every woman he could get his hands on

Reece Coren

He’s hallowed was perfect

Ethan Jones

Movies are obsolete. Video games are interactive media

C. Ries

The Batgirl didn't get released due to the Discovery buy out, not necessarily quality

Roary Break'er

You hate the movie because it's demonic trash, I love the movie because it's demonic trash. We are not the same.

A White 1993 Camry

Yeah if you’re 12 years old. Try reading a book without pictures

Nathan E Simpson

My famous cousin took her kid to shen yun and said it’s great because there’s not much stuff for kids to do anymore 😂😂😂

MaloAlec

MCU made me hate anything comic book related

Benedicto Guerrero

From director Bill Menaker it’s “Slop: The Movie”

Aiden

Read Manga that was actually written for adults you nerd.

Maximilian

The Soviet Union owned super girl not modern Russia. This shows the superiority of socialist technology.

Maximilian

Comic books are sick, y’all are lame.

PJ Renteria

I'm hoping that the Toronto live show has a reading of the Pops script.

Tommy

Sodas radioplay over Christmas break please🙏🙏🙏

Crosley Querin

Shrek slander? Do better.

Jack Arens

ICP playing a grape Faygo and a Moon Mist

Soda Muscles

Coke Zero >>> Diet Coke

Soda Muscles

Legit would contribute tens of dollars to fund the Sodas film

Thomas Reimer

Grammar they them nazi bigots can't say Ezra wasn't they them in this movie

Matthew Goldman

Water played by CGI Ricardo Montalban

Yarblockos

It really makes me think reddit is leaking into the Chapo comments.

Poppy Chulo

Stanley Tucci

Le Michel diplomatique

Imagine being the type of person who feels strongly that the Chapo Trap House podcast needs to watch and appreciate “Enter the Spider-Verse 2” and stop being so negative about comic book movies

J.P. McD.

Who is going to play San Pellegrino?

Alec


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