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900 - IT’S OVER 900!!!! (1/16/25)

For our nonacentennial episode, we take a slew of listener questions, from what Canadians can do to prepare for their imminent annexation, to essential media of the Biden era, the future of Liberalism, dating across political divides, and of course, which animals are the cutest. Thanks for listening, friends, much more to come.

900 - IT’S OVER 900!!!! (1/16/25)
900 - IT’S OVER 900!!!! (1/16/25) 900 - IT’S OVER 900!!!! (1/16/25)

Comments

Look, I could see Canadians eating more burger, but I just don't think them making restaurants named burger theory ... Or really contributing to actual burger theory in any way form or fashion

Kevin Spicer

Best name for a restaurant is burger theory...somewhere on Cicero Ave outside Chicago...

Kevin Spicer

Absolutely baffled that Felix didn’t say Dan Quinn for the Hunger Games question

Reece Coren

Heineken? Fuc that shit!

Scot Forsythe

Matt is back baby. We love to hear it Also, made me cry at the end! We love you Matt

John wick 4

What time stamp does will eulogize lynch?

Margaret

so pleased that will included bone machine alongside swordfishtrombones and rain dogs. Way too often overlooked

Bryan J Alexander

I agree with will that liberalism will be anti populism, but I think that’s largely what’s it’s been already. Biden was a bit of a deviation to this in certain respects but you could already see a lot of liberals getting furious at him for that too when it was applicable

jkjkjkj

love u guys congrats, welcome back matthew my liege

sean brawn 槍城

There's some great crow content in Instagram, including a Japanese family who breed endangered species (?) in their house. Lots of great clips of crows freestyling and also playing with blocks and acting like annoying little kids while their mom's trying to get things done

Grease Witherspoon

but cheese is gonna be like 75 cents cheaper per pound bro. think about it

etienne

We'll just sell off what's left of our healthcare and also our airlines will get even worse somehow lol

Grease Witherspoon

There's a (likely apocryphal) story in my family about my grandpa's friend who had a stroke and had to relearn to speak in his normal voice, but could communicate perfectly fine in a fake Quebecois accent

Grease Witherspoon

MATT

grymm

"I'm so finished with white men's entitlement lately and I'm not really sad about a 2yo being eaten by a gator bc his daddy ignored signs"

Kyle LoPinto

After the toddler was killed by an alligator at Disney in Florida there was an annoying liberal who tweeted

Kyle LoPinto

What is the alligator baby tweet?

Big Tex

🦭

Monica

Thank you Justin W for triggering the most important and impassioned discussion in Chapo history.

Monica

I just realized that it was actually my wife who got ME into Chapo.

Matt

Great episode boys. I definitely didn’t start crying at the hour and 13 min mark.

Titus Wright

Fyi Felix, the Canadian version of Latinos are Ukrainians

Grease Witherspoon

My band Harrison Fjord has a song about David and Uriah called Bathsheba. Gotta be the craziest Bible story. Tried to capture it.

Dallin Gonzales

the question about being left wing in a red state is a little funny to me because I grew up in a red state and now live among the coastal elite liberals and it's no easier to get along politically with many people here.

AJ

Beau Is Afraid is utterly incredible, one of my fave films

Matt

“I heard you draw clocks” Lmao.

Cory

I knew the outro music as soon as Will started closing the show with his heartfelt words on David Lynch. I was driving on the absolutely stunning I-84 West out of Portland through Multnomah falls and I absolutely felt the same. Love this show forever. Love David Lynch forever. Thank you, guys.

Dylan Gutridge

Trump wants Greenland because he was told about how the Entities hidden in the nuclear weapons they buried in the glaciers during Project Iceworm are starting to thaw out. They need to contain them! Also that pilot definitely just called in to brag about being an F22 pilot. Typical pilot behavior.

Agent Grange

Massive respect to Matt. Love to hear him more and more back on the pod. For what it’s worth, I feel like he’s sounding better each ep

Christian Aspen

this show is great. you boys are great. 1000 more episodes please

Wisselbanken

Love you Matt, great to have you back!

Jonathan Szerszen

Damn these dry boys for making my eyes all wet at the end. I just put on moisturizer and now I’ve got salty water all over my cheeks.

Isaac

I’m so grateful to be along for the ride while you find your voice again, Matt. ❤️

Denjamin Mutton

It’s not for sale and Trump has cheese for brains but Greenland probably has enough untapped oil to turn Earth into Venus

William Hubel

Matt’s speech at the end almost had me in tears. Great having him back

Cameron Young

Don't expect too much from the end of the world is so good. I tell everyone about it. dont sleep on it.

Saxon Baird

lol on the politics and dating question. my parents are completely opposite, my dad is a rush limbaugh conservative and my mom is a blue no matter who lib and theyve been together for 30+ years

Creamer

Cajun voice coming in surprisingly strong So what you're going to want to do, is get a roux going,

Greasy_Jones

Matt sounds fuckin great

Quasimoto Miyamoto

This was a fantastic episode, funny and touching. It has been amazing to hear Matt return more and more, and indeed this show has made American politics somehow bearable. Also as usual, Felix says something spot on: all mustelids are amazing and they're weird little meat tubes with murder teeth.

William Jarvis

Aerial combat is Felix’s waxing wampeter. Sadly, apes are waning.

H.L. Merkin

"If you are feeling cloistered or alienated, the best way to perpetuate that is to think of conditionals for why you shouldn't change that." Damn! Felix! Very, very great advice here.

THEKILLERWHALE

Sounds like she’s not that far right, or people can have far right political and social views that aren’t based on “hate”

Nakatomi_Jones

Not Tom waites, it was actually the on again off again trans navy seal psycho

Nakatomi_Jones

Same issue Apple podcasts

Gum

I'm getting a download error on Podcast Addict.

Thomas

I must recommend Tornados/storm chasing videos as something to Get Into for anyone looking. Check out Pecos Hank on YouTube.

Philip Wailes

Weirdly this ep won't play in my podcast app? And going to the Acast link on the Chapo patreon page first prompts to access my Patreon info but after getting that gives me an error that the feed is invalid?

Keith Zubot-Gephart

Will it was Abraham who fucked the handmaid because his wife was barren. I was taught in Sunday school that that's where Muslims came from, and the conflict between Israel & Palestine is because they're fighting over which son was the rightful heir of Abraham, first-born or natural-born.

Matelda

listen up this grannys going bad

Chuúke

I hope you all saw Tom Macdonald just released a track with Roseanne Barr. The culture war is over.

Jerimiah

My life has been enriched by Matt finding his voice.

Riley Bloomer-Ludwig

I think I remember the 500 episode mark ? Wow

Riley Bloomer-Ludwig

Chris is the Donatello of Chapo

Chris T

We fucking love you, Matt. You’re doing great. Genuine laughs every time you speak.

Michael

Call in and show us the correct way

Randy

i burst into tears listening to matt at the end. thanks yall.

VanLeft

Do the Bible fuck yeah! Need any input? I was raised IBLP I know everything Bible 😂 better than most Christians 😂

Sisyphus

Matt's Clay Higgins is still good enough to make da houndog kiss a jackrabbit, mon amis

Walking Bones

Damn, so 3/4ths of the pod crew have stripper degrees?

Stephen

Matt

Corndog

Puffer fish are very cute, but they are assholes. If you put one in a tank with other fish, they will just slowly and relentlessly follow and nip at their tank-mates. Total jerks.

Gulb

It finds it funny the prediction of the future of liberalism matches that one of the top historians of liberalism says is the core of liberalism. Check out her book https://press.princeton.edu/books/hardcover/9780691170701/the-lost-history-of-liberalism?srsltid=AfmBOoqy98fdr-cFUNBVxPvAKPReI6cOqVoSVTGlrtrLc-RwXBTGkVxV

Per Hovem

somehow Neo-Matt can only fluently speak Québécois

etienne

some of my fellow canadians might imagine that a US annexation might be cheaper gas, phone bills, and flights, but I would advise us to look at how Porto Rico is doing these days. just a general indication of how the expansion teams get treated

etienne

Commenting because my student debt finally intersects with Chapo: I, ashamedly, have more than one degree in biblical studies and would love to chat about nuts/bolts of a Bible series if you're interested. Also check out when Elisha calls down some bears to kill like 50 kids for calling him bald or the prophetic poetry about how Egyptians have big dicks and fuck their women

jammer

doing politics as we know it is a dead end and if being a republican helps you slay pussy, mull it over - a message from chapped trap house

etienne

Love you Matt

ElmerHomero

Matt's bit about finding his voice coming full circle is so beautiful. Long live the king <3

Beth

I love me a Red Panda. I like their fighting stance especially. Red Panda Foo!

Equality State Of Mind

great to hear you on the mic matt!

Jim Storrie

Trump impression next plz

Megan Rudy

Is The Bubble that piece of shit where Daisy Ridley plays a fitness AI that Pedro Pascal, as himself, has a waking sex dream about? Cuz if so, I'm glad I forgot the rest of it.

Equality State Of Mind

At the chapo live show in atlanta during the meet and greet, Matt and will said they liked the sweater I was wearing and I said "oh my wife got it for me." Matt said, "yeah sure bud, none of our listeners have wives" and then I said she was there with me and pointed over to her waiting on me and Matt was genuinely shocked and just said "what the fuck?" I like to think he was astonished a chapo listener was married and that she is a very beautiful normal woman just made him lag out.

Benjamin Coke

“Who are our enemies? Who are our friends? This is a question of the first importance for the revolution.” -Mao Dugong

justDave

reading a huge bloc of wikipedia is such a good bed activity, i remember during the pandemic reading the wikipedia entries for all the Space Shuttle missions, i gotta get back onto that. maybe go back to Gemini

etienne

Seal has gotta be in the top 5 animals I feel guiltiest about eating they are very cute

J

Hell yeah. Birding is one of my grill pills

Clammy_Damp

matt sounding stronger and more his old self every ep 💪

Ruban

There is a thriving community of seal lovers on red note. If you put 豹徒 in your bio you will be welcomed as a brother

Julian

Woah

Smooth Shrek

When Lynch died I cried too ❤️ Rest in peace

Molecule Man

someone said Trump doesn’t understand the Mercator projection and so thinks that Greenland could be his Louisiana Purchase

Shanti

That’s how I look at it. Politics already makes me sad and anxious…how crazy would I be if I let it make me reject love. Never.

Jessica Rios

I know he likes gambling. The degenerate horse racing community welcomes you Felix.

Matthew Dunn

DON'T WE FOLKS?!?

Dapper Dino

Is it bad and selfish that I want the return of the Cushvlog? Maybe we can get a fresh pack Gulf War 2 trading cards to open.

Khemith

There is no politics, that you or anyone is doing. It's basically one person has a Playstation and the other has a Xbox. Pure consumer identities. The console wars shouldn't stop love.

Khemith

Matt seriously making me cry on the train

Folks,,

Will's suggesting of keeping your powder dry and training for the apocalypse seems like a cop out but what can do? There's nothing we can do except wait for solar flares so we can storm Area 51. We all want to die in our own Harper's Ferry.

Khemith

I love you all. I can't wait when I'm 35 and Felix starts up his horse racing interest ❤️

Noah Mingus

the way I wept when Matt expressed his gratitude for finding his voice the first time around. so good to have him back.

pq

Well said

Matthew Dunn

Him “finding his voice” made me cry. I am so happy he’s finding it again.

Jessica Rios

I’m a tankie/communist and my man is a straight up MAGA. We talk about politics constantly and can see a little of each others sides and learn a lot from each other. Neither of us agree with the other politically but we are mature enough not to let that mess up what we have. Love is hard to find. I’m not giving it up for politics.

Jessica Rios

Finally y’all mention a bird in the animal part, more bird reviews going forward. There’s so many different kinds!

Christian Bendillo

No joke. That was a stroke of genius (pun intended).

CS

Theil wants greenland to turn it into Big St. James

Matthew Dargay

The wars between the kingdoms went back and forth there, but Norway was definitely not always under the Danish kingdom before 1814

Connor Mauche

The clear winner of conservative hunger games is Gorka

Zaq

was dangerously close to trying to walk the same route as you but walked out at the last minute before the before signing

DragonsandDungeons

beautiful send-off for david 🦉

Joe

Definitely not a romantic date movie. That's why I saw it with my mom

GWAR-a-Lago

Went to see Beau is Afraid on a date with a girl I just met because we both liked Hereditary and Midsommar. Worst date movie ever!

Lilbaby dumpling

Well she’s not really hateful. She has an openly lesbian cousin who neither her or anyone in her family has a problem with. Her lesbian cousin moved to Florida strange enough. And I’m a teacher in NYC, and I listen to how much people complain about migrants. Like hating them seems to be a default opinion in my view, even for African Americans. Plus I guess growing up in NYC suburbs I’ve grown accustomed to conservative views and her views aren’t really that far from the mainstream here. There’s my take if it makes any sense

Matthew Dunn

No movie has ever made me angrier about having seen it than Blue Velvet

Saying Monty Python Quotes In Lieu of Conversation

Porcupine puffers have those bright blue eyes, as well. Very cute fellas

bruce moment

Yes! I love that he’s working through it like an all-star ace on a pitch count.

Steve D

Matt sounded really good here, you can tell he's getting his feet under him more and more as we roll. And the return of the Cajun voice? Sublime. We love you big fella

bruce moment

“Access to the hollow earth” Matt’s absolutely still got it. You love to see it

Matt

Chapo

Podcast subscriber 78

Matt 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

Shivvy

DAVID LYNCH LIVES

aKg

Chris! I’m a big 🐈 person but I want to cosign *heavy* Ravens and frankly also pufferfish

Shivvy

Matt❤️

Ellis Woollatt

Great work Felix!!

Alex Gullen

Yeah, indeed. It's very sad. It's finally being discussed openly. And the case with the forced sterilizations in the 60s is turning the Danish public against the old narrative/discourse.

k v

Exactly. It's always been framed like Denmark helped them with funding. The parts that were funded was industries and factory work that destroyed the nomadic culture and their way of life. Classic cultural uprooting via hard paternalistic colonialism - presented as handouts and I guess enlightenment bs.

k v

Norway became dependent from Denmark in 1814 and was called Denmark before 1814.

k v

The Godfather (edited original)

J.P. McD.

Which film for us less informed?

Matty O.

My pick for cutest bug is the humble weevil

Robert Karnick

What’s your call sign

Moe

♣️🦭🤑

Breakaway

I’m on page 703 of the KJV, and the coolest part for me was when mob boss King David is dying and counsels his son Solomon to deal with these specific 3 enemies after he dies. Solomon does this and cements his power. I was like “oh ok so that’s just The Godfather 1”

J.P. McD.

We literally… literally love our Matt don’t we folks :’)

Alex Weber

In Dreams by Roy Orbison

Weldon

much love to Matt, co-creator of the best history podcast I've listened to, HELL ON EARTH, and I will say I've listened to many history podcasts

Alexander white

It’s so nice to hear Matt. brings a god damn tear to my eye.

One Sound Every Day (santino)

What’s the song at the end of the ep? Loved it, but not enough of a Lynch head to recognize

Kimball

I'm a mom of 5 AMA Felix lol

KO

F15, F22 ex-weapons guy here, this was pretty cool.

Adam

“My eyes were on the road” lmao Chris the consummate professional.

Craig

God damn Matt fucking rules

Craig

we love you so much, Matt

A. M.

I was a dam builder

Craig

Get Hunter Biden on the pod

oblong pans

We love Matt. We love Chapo.

hot_local

"Don't fight the darkness. Don't even worry about the darkness. Turn on the light and the darkness goes. Turn up that light of pure consciousness: Negativity goes." -DL

Ben Chisholm

canada will never join the usa! also greenland will be ours!

m k U L T R A

The takes on hooking up with conservatives are insane to me but I’m not into bestiality so I guess that makes sense

Jack Gude

Scanners is so bad lol

Saying Monty Python Quotes In Lieu of Conversation

felix idea that "you have to get into a new thing every two years or your body will kill you" is the rosetta stone to understanding the male brain

mills

Let David Lynch's death inspire us all to quit smoking

Tommy

Maaaaatt 🥹

Kait Jackson

Nine hundoo

Peter Sullivan

Matt ♥️

Jessica Rios

Salute Matt and the whole damn crew.

Instantdumbass

I hadn't really processed the loss of David Lynch, but now I'm weeping. Thank you, Will, for summing things up so beautifully.

Craig

thank you guys, for everything. i felt an immediate sense of fumbling in the darkness after lynch’s death (still do, may always.) he felt like our guide through the unknown. and though you all do something quite different, i feel a similar reassurance in facing the void with you all around. ❤️🖤

leonard

Goodnight, David, and thank you. Thinking about the future of liberalism and the left in the United States the things I think about is all the popular interest in the labor movement. I think there's going to be both people making great things happen through unionizing and people checking out the actual state of their unions and finding them very dilapidated and unresponsive. How people are going to respond to that I don't know, I hope more people take that as a chance to do a fixer-upper but I know that there is a cynical consumerist streak that will make a lot of people throw up their hands. The other thing is the increasing awareness of the political cultures of other countries. Again, there's both inspirations and disappointments there and I'm not sure how people will process them. Perspectives will change, but who can say how, I don't know.

Christopher E Musgrave

The Christman Riseth! Back in force

OtherRussert

It feels so good to have Matt back. And I really loved your answer Will about how your beliefs about what the Democrats are capable of have changed. I feel like all of us are right there with you.

JR

Matt ❤️

Evil Tadej Pogacar

How do you navigate the more overtly hostile aspects of that ideology? Like in regards to trans people and immigrants, assuming she's in line with the far right on that. I understand being able to put aside fiscal ideas, or general conspiracy stuff, but I never really get how people get past the more overtly hateful stuff, especially being someone who knows and is friends with gay and trans people. Like how do you reconcile that? (Again, assuming she has a view that's in line with the far right with that stuff, apologies if wrong)

Jackson

It’s not just their voices it’s their very uniform attempts to be “witty” in an “understated” way

C. Ries

I think the prospect of focusing on reshaping the green party is possibly misplaced, but it does bum me out the gradual shift away from focus on organization efforts the show has taken. I get it's largely burn out from how 2020 went, but it's been 4 years. It seems like talking to organizers and promoting that kind of stuff has been relegated to occasional "bonus" episodes when it used to be a lot more of a consistent focus of the show.

Jackson

I tell thaw whatchu do is you take this one weird trick and monamy mon sharee you gonna make the doctors slap his mama

K H

I think growing union density and expanding unions into rural areas is the only way forward politically

Schaeffer Mallory

Man circumventing aphasia through bayou babble leaves specialists baffled!

Pelican Grief

I love a seal, but sealions are the assholes of the sea. Basically the aquatic version of a pack of feral dogs.

Ana

Wow episode 900! And it totally 100% WOMAN FREE (HELL YEAH BROTHERSSSS)

Markus Kraköwski

When Chris said he was going to play a question that was near and dear to him I thought it was going to be AUKUS related ☹️

Craig

Introducing Latino culture to the new Canadian Americans is an important new part of Floss Latino

Christopher E Musgrave

I am too late to have sent the Chapo guys an email but here's my question. For 2025's October Movie Mindset season, is it possible for Will and Hess to cover these movies: - George Romero's "Martin" - Carnival of Souls (1962) - Blood Feast (1963) - Scanners

Ghordo

Post voice

Tommy

The gang taking all the anger over audio complaints out on the bad lil caller piggies.

K H

If the Avalanche end the season poorly then I will endorse the end of the NHL.

Kyle Palmer

Matt is so brave and so inspiring im really grateful hes back!!!!!

sweetiepie

It’s so good to hear Matt doing so well on this one. His powers continue to grow.

Jeremy

Felix recapping the Old Testament would be an amazing mini series

Ashley Naftule

Let another 900 episodes bloom

Gabe P

Aww shucks, here I was feeling smug and superior.

Ralley Taura

roll call! another mother of children here!

amelia hassani

I like the idea of Matt only being able to communicate in his Cajun dialect.

K H

10,000 years chapo trap house

Jingle Jangler

Revelations reads like an extended description of a Molly Hatchet album cover

Nick L

In DCS replacing "in Minecraft." We may secretly have enough for a squadron.

K H

Smoker mom core doesn't count!

K H

Thank you, my friend.

Richard Cochnar

Wow I'm worth a bunch of you reggo listeners. I have 3 teenaged children. Suck it.

Ralley Taura

Matt sounds wonderful. H/T to my fellow history majors 📚 Much love to The Original Dry Boys!

SadSnack🥔

Ok

Jackson

Surprised no one mentioned Zone of Interest for films that encapsulate the Biden era

Jackson

For real. Massive improvements each time.

Hardcore Virgin

1. Please do bible episodes!!!! 2. Matt you’re a testament to neuroplasticity 3. Really should’ve closed out with the lynch song “good day” 4. Thank you will. America will be saved by movies. Letting everyone direct one.

Hardcore Virgin

i never post hear but i needed to express how touched I was by what Matt said during the end of the show. long love chapo. cushbomb forever. <3

Epic Soundtracks

They did D&D without Virgil

Aaaaaaaaaaa

Man I hate listening to the voices of the people who call in, so cringe

C. Ries

Wonderful to hear Matt’s words from the heart. I can’t even imagine how much of a struggle it has been to recover as he much as he has. It fills my heart with joy to hear him say he is finding his voice once again. And I loved Will’s tribute to David Lynch. Such an incredible artist. Words cannot even describe how much I love his work. Well done boys!

Nick Freres

Michael Nando, Aka Nacho from Better Call Saul, is Canadian. And…um…yeah that’s it

Justin Webber

@ Chris, most of my friends were RTVF majors. Go Cats (just kidding I hated that fucking place)

Sage

We love Matt 💜

Migz

Oh man. I teared up when Matt spoke about finding his voice. It's cliche to say at this point, but we are so back. I never thought he would recover this much, it's incredible.

BlackWolfSkinwalker

We love you Matt!! So glad to have you back!

Alyssa Hong

I feel like Matt’s sounding better every show!! So amazing to hear him again and congrats on 900 boys

Conner

Bible series also sounds sick.

Matthew Dunn

In a Hunger Games scenario, Laura Loomer will outshine everyone. Obviously she is too crazed and impulsive to win, but she will rip Milo's jaw off with a crowbar while proudly wearing Trump's jizz on her bare tits, her death will be glorious, and she will eternally reside in Valhalla.

Henry George

Will's suggestion of course, but I do love the candy colored clown

Chapo Trap House

I almost brought him up, he made a dramatic "return" to twitter post Oct. 7th saying he felt compelled to defend Israel against the liars and haters and has spent the subsequent time QTing various people posting like "seems very bad what's happening in gaza" calling them Catamites who will be sent to Perdition with posts like "hmm, the new season of Lioness has been a bit lacking methinks". I've been very amused he just can't help his old ways.

Chapo Trap House

11 episodes until the galvanizing event

Teriyaki sticks

Top Gun: Maverick is so obviously the defining movie of the Biden era.

David Ferguson

I was thinking the same.

Spinach

Pepe le Roux

Tommy

Love to you Mr. Christman

Brian Lowry

Will's clay higgins has a little bit of pepe le pew in it

richard parker

Didn't have "Felix and Will can't pronounce Greenland for some reason" on my 2025 bingo card

Wesley

Matt is such a sweet intelligent man I love him so much he’s a treasure

Dongo

Will the trek goat as always

Dongo

Missed you Matt, great to hear you. Just want to say I have totally different political ideas from my wife. Shes hard right and obviously I listen to Chapo. I just try to keep politics out of my relationship. Was married previously to someone who had similar beliefs and that collapsed. My current Q-Anon Trump obsessed in laws share the same beliefs and fight non stop. So for anyone, look for what you have in common with someone. Remember if the right wing dictatorship comes about ive got someone to speak on my behalf.

Matthew Dunn

Great having the OG squad back. Most Greenlanders are actually indigenous to there, and speak a language that’s related to the Inuit languages spoken in Canada and Alaska. They’ve been on a slow track toward independence from Denmark and since Trump started their pronouncements the Danish govt has had to walk a weird line where they assert their sovereignty while also saying ultimately Greenlanders should have sovereignty themselves.

KS

Matt sounds great!

Teriyaki sticks

Y’all make surviving capitalism a little easier. Rock the fuck on, Chapo Trap House!

E.D. Hartwood

WE MISSED YOU, MATT!

E.D. Hartwood

Measure of a man goated episode. Picard, Riker and Data are at their absolute best in it.

Gurjot

Cajun Matt = we have never been more back

Ashley Naftule

Foolish

Jack Ross

Speaking of the old faves ive not heard Jon Podhoertz mentioned on the show in a while. I like to think his big boned skeleton is being gnawed on by rats in some trapped elevator somewhere but sadly I know he's probably still out there somewhere being a massive cunt.

philfinn

Perfect song selection on the outro. Tip of the cap to you, Chris Wade.

Eric Brown

Love you Will, Felix, Matt and I wish Amber could've made it because I love her too. Matt it's so good to hear your fucking voice man. Hopefully we can get 900 more as "we laugh all the way to hell."

Ascetic Blur

Also in TN. While the state is definitely governed like the fourth reich, and there is certainly an enthusiatic constituency for that project, I hate seeing liberals and some leftists write off the region as if everyone here are uncouth cousin fuckers. As hateful as some of our neighbors may be, there will also be those who are based, and in my expierence, its pretty easy to discern ideology by the way the cryptofacists present themselves.

collin

Yeah, I know Felix just finished a miniseries, but...

Grant

Please do a Bible series (as a religious studies degree haver, would love to hear yalls thoughts)

Desi

Great to have you back Matt

MaloAlec

Big ❤️

Davin

Adam the fighter pilot has the same voice cadence as Felix lol

IronNosy

Babies need carnivore diet

Timothy Buttons

DNETMFTEOTW: masterpiece

Dom Camella

I agree with Felix. It is not Chapo without Matt.

Andrew Ratcliffe

I can’t remember how to get these episodes on the podcast app

Alex Schwartz

Only reason I still pay money for this content is to support Matt

Flynn

Shoutout to Newhouse lmao

Ethan Mermelstein

$200 exacta box Cheeky Gal, Sapadilla in the fifth at Santa Anita

Steve Miller Band

Oh and mother fucking River Otters!!!! Jeez.

chairman bs

Re: based babies, I found that "the little engine that could" is an excellent parable of the post war labor movement

chairman bs

Thank you, Mr. Chapo

Tvvvv

It’s a common dementia test to have to draw a clock

Stephen David Miller

Vegeta go on Chapo

Daffy Duck

Didn't really get that one. What is the clock drawing reference to?

collin

To the caller in the red state. I live in a red state (TN) and I'm vocal as hell about my beliefs and have a bunch of friends with similar beliefs. Just be real with who you are in public and you'll meet like-minded people or atleast people who recognize your integrity

🤷🏼‍♀️

Drop the red notes!!

BolshieBostonian

Nonce-centennial

DNygk

I think Gorka would wreck shop in the Hunger Games hypothetical.

Jerimiah

Diabetes attack lmao

Cody S

John Kass wouldn’t last long in a Hunger Games situation. He had a stroke and open heart surgery not too long ago. Easily the most physically unhealthy Chapo character.

Michael

Re: liberalism. I keep going back to that moment in 30 Rock when Liz Lemon says “I would have been a Nazi.” And I think it without knowing it it called out how really hollow it is.

Le Michel diplomatique

Men will literally weep over parasocial relationships instead of going to therapy

buttface

In terms of the "anti-populism" of the Dems and the increasing willingness to chop off demographics that aren't subservient enough to the party, I think we've already seen the shape the party will take. It is the party of Kamala Harris. Not the person herself, bc she's a terrible politician, but the group of people who identify with her. Middle-aged professionals (preferably black women bc we 👏🏽 need 👏🏽 to 👏🏽 listen 👏🏽 to 👏🏽 them) with graduate degrees who make more than $100k/yr. The policies that have supermajority support from that demographic (not mere majorities, don't want to go too crazy here) will be the core of the Democratic party agenda, and the further you get from that, the less of a place there will be for you within the party.

Dmitri McDonald

Skipped it

buttface

Inshallah. o7 EDIT: RIP David Lynch. "Fix your hearts or die!" EDIT 2: The fire doesn't go out after the first embers die, Will ❤️ i will forever hope and pray for a lawman like Dale Cooper. EDIT 3: Thanks for the cry over Lynch, Will. EDIT 4: And Chris, with the crooning outro 🥹

Robert Armstrong

Matt - you REALLY don't have to "find" your voice. You are speaking it. From what you've said, you've got "Amnesia" (insert Dunkey voice). Fuck! You may, very well, have lost EVERYTHING. But, my dear, sweet, largest son, you don't EVER need to "find your voice." Matt: for all that you currently know? Content yourself with the fact that you have ALWAYS had it. Work on it. Get better at it. And fucking enjoy your life fully, my dude. In a few short months, you have seemingly caught up to a post-Chapo world and as a result, Goddamnit, we are going to prosper from your miraculous cognitive dissonance moving forward. Lean in. You were right in 2016, and guess what? Shit didn't change (shocker). Ep. 900 - I love you all, but I've always loved Matt the most because he's my fucking Spirit Animal; and unlike the God I grew up worshipping, Matt has ALWAYS met me with results. Matt Christman. Welcome to 2025. You are certainly not the hero we wanted; but you're the Hero we NEED. Regardless of whether you remember the film I'm referencing. All the love that exists in the Universe that I control to everyone reading this, but obviously focusing on Matt.

Robert Armstrong

I was in a department store when Matt started talking about raising a based baby (by getting a good roo going) and I actually had to hide away covering my face because of the urge for laughter

Don Friðrik Ólafsson

Chris: alright guys next question is from Adam F. Adam F: *Obama Voice* uhhh hello my fellow podcasters. I’m calling in today to ask if I can be the 4th mic on your show?

Jonathan Savasta

I remember Frank Mir did an AMA and was asked what he thought about Barack Obama and Mir said he didn’t have an issue with Obama because the administration was allowing people to carry handguns in national parks.

Michael

Bible/ 7 years war double feature, babyyyy

Leonardo Restrepo

TOM WAITS MENTIONED

the dumpist

Sometimes, healing requires that you step back and breath and take time. Other times, healing requires work and effort and struggle and self forgiveness for stumbling. I think Matt wants this, and he does it better each time.

Leonardo Restrepo

Will is dead right 53 minutes in on the "anti-populist" future of the Dimmie-Lib party. Shit on Lefties, shit on the poor, and the middle class, & migrants, on everyone that's not Liz or Dick Cheney, or Max Boot. Yeah, keep fundraising & losing those elections, Dimmies!! You are epic.

Mark Schneider

No such thing as a bad animal. Unless they ARE "guys." The "Guys" Curse - once you become a Guy, your motives are suspect. That said, Matt's right: most adorable animal is a 'lil old baby❤️.

Robert Armstrong

Hell of an episode. Been looking for a good one to introduce my girlfriend to the show and this might be the one.

Meadow Green

Excellent episode! Any chance we get an episode from China this year?

Payton McDermott

It would make more sense than the US but they have long been trending toward independence which is the more likely outcome

Connor Mauche

Shout to Alex Nichols, who has been a great third mic

Mark Murphy

Norway has an insane sovereign wealth fund. They could outbid the US for Greenland.

Horse Badorties

WHAT 900

pq

i remember reading somewhere that there's a big suicide epidemic among indigenous greenlanders due to both danish colonial neglect and oppression. it's unsurprising as that's pretty much how every other colony is run to some degree of horribleness

Jake Erickson

Love to hear the gang all together. ❤️

Shelby Lowrie

“I heard you draw clocks” is an all timer

Stephen David Miller

"We should really do something about the Bible." Don't threaten me with a good time. Also, look up @actualjake - used to co-host a show called "The Bible Reloaded." He's one of the refugees from the Great YouTube Skeptic Wars, and good people. EDIT: LOVE that I got some likes for Papa Bird!

Robert Armstrong

I've seen the future. It is murder.

Zack Burke

I have an inexplicable feeling that Felix has spent well over $5k on clothes from H&M throughout his life

Davis G

Everything old is new again, in the of best ways. Matt is 1,000% back.

Jessica S

The Kalmar Union of 1397 and later the Treaty of Kiel in 1814 during the Napoleonic wars is why Greenland became a permanent part of Denmark, tho they were originally Norwegian colonies same as Iceland and Faroe Islands...

Connor Mauche

Hockey is now an American sport. Even Canada’s premiere franchise was dragged back to relevance by an American Latino

Bryan Welch

Chapo. When politics make you want to cry, the dry boys can make you laugh.

Gideon Weinerth

I say Gorka should make a comeback. While everyone else is playing chess, Gorka is playing Axis & Allies....or Axis & Axis really.

Andy Kraushaar

Get him on ChapoFYM to do a flight sim stream with Felix

Tommy

HELLLLLO MISTER CHAAAPO

Saying Monty Python Quotes In Lieu of Conversation

Chapo mommies reporting in 🫡

Mimi

My Virtual Friendship (TM) with Felix is over now that I know he likes the F-22 more than the F-15.

C. Andrew

I have a 9 year old but not a mom

Yousif Al-Adwani

Brandon warning against the undue influence of the podcast industrial complex

Maxwell Nelson

This is exactly what I figured happened in Greenland, but when I lived in Denmark people were like “Yeah Greenlanders just get free money from Denmark so it’s pretty cushy” and it made me think of how American conservatives talk about native Americans.

Dee Rubes

to listen to live reaction to the tweet in question go back to Episode 15 of Chapo on this very Patreon

George P

fuck that’s good

Richard Cochnar

I believe it was noted twitter user Brienne of Snark lol

Mimi

a toddler got eaten by an alligator at Disney World after walking off the path and a psycho lib said she didnt feel bad because it was the white father's fault for ignoring signs warning about alligators

George P

Beau Biden Beau Problems

SomeCallMeStalin

I, for one, want Matt on every episode until he fully recovers. It's like getting to see Dr. Manhattan reassemble himself in real-time.

Robert Armstrong

Matt is so back

Ryan Coleman

Gonna be 38 when I graduate Law School - you really ARE never too old. Except for you., Felix. You missed your shot and must continue podcasting FOREVER to amuse us.

Robert Armstrong

Felix begins speaking at 1 minute and 20 seconds

Travis

Matt, you are already killing it but you take all the time you need. I hope your continued presence on the show is borne of the same passion as before the Event, and that you do not get down on yourself. We are so glad for every contribution you make. Also, thank you for faithfully reading every single episode message as I’m sure you do.

Dee Rubes

What’s the alligator baby tweet Felix referenced? Some of us have been banned from Twitter for years now.

Richard Cochnar

Left wing biblical analysis is back!

nick

But it's much easier to just collect the patreon money, watch movies, and do cocaine

buttface

Not without virgil

buttface

Lots of love to Matt and the rest of you all!!!

Kameron Jackson

Time to shovel ourselves out of the shit and into the truth

PrinceVocalFry

It was like watching Gandalf return as Gandalf the White.

Peter Castello

I teared up a bit the past couple of episodes. Our beautiful boy is back.

Jerimiah

Please make Felix bible stories a regular feature. So funny

Fresh Dill

Please do a mini series on the Bible!!!!

Kameron Jackson

As a Canadian, what can be done to root-out seditious countrymen colluding to join America?

Toshio42

didn't Biden call it the Chapo Tech Complex?

SM21

Came here to say the same thing.

Robert

Denmark has been very very shit towards Greenland. We danes get a lot of money out of Greenland from what the US already pays to have military basesand radar stations etc up there. Way more than the government would ever 'spend' on them/ put into Greenland - its a huge cash cow. I'm sure we also 'own' their minerals and other natural ressources. As recent as 60-70s the Danish government carried out a huge number of controlled sterilizations. The latest numbers coming out is that about half of the native women and very, very, very young "adults" got birth control spirals (IUD). To control the population in the most aggressive paternalistic form of soft colonizing.

k v

First time commenter: Can you please get the lefty fighter pilot on for a longer chat?

Paul Bode

I’m so happy to hear Matt. His wit hasn’t lost a single step.

ab

Gotta shout out Criss Angel’s hair metal phase here https://youtu.be/KQ0xtmXppgY?si=M_Cu34GREqt6_gxl

MUNDIAL

Of course big chapo underestimates mockingjay Caleb Jacoby

Maxwell Nelson

Matt bringing back the accent was a beautiful moment of healing

Jared Sarnie

What a great Matt episode

Smooth Shrek

Finally, some respect for Beau is Afraid. Isn’t Ari Aster gay? I don’t think he wants pussy.

Richard Cochnar

Hearing Matt do the Cajun accent made me so happy

George P

disappointed by the lack of sebastian gorka in the hunger games discussion

Butternut Squash

Caleb is a shoo-in after what that kid's been through

Turlough Kelly

Dan Quinn vs Gorka in Battle Royale finals

Kelvin Thomas

As the mom of a three year old, I want to thank Emily T and the boys for the question. This is why represention matters. 🙏🏻 Also, since I've got more based baby experience than both of y'all, I'll say a good piece of advice is to, like, honestly try not to do too much? Kids come out pretty perfect, and it's our job mostly to keep them alive and fuck them up as little as possible. And also, yes, let them grow up with dogs (cats are fine, too, in a pinch.)

brewdog

"it's hard to beat a baby seal" <- history sadly disproves this :(

Turlough Kelly

Agree with Felix. Strive to find new interests in your life or lose interest in living.

Zach H.

Tom Fitton snub, his tight shirts would have lead him to victory in the Hunger Games.

Matthew Valckenaere

In regards to the animal question at the end, someone needs to turn these guys onto Wombats

Wagner Koop

Las Vegas? I like to call it Lost Wages

Duncan

GOT DAT ROUX

Where there’s a Wills there’s a Way

CLAYYYYY

Where there’s a Wills there’s a Way

Felix on love and compatability is something I'll come back to.

James Blackmon

I think Felix nailed the future of liberalism as being rudderless. My lib colleague has lost her mind and is now full blue anon. Unable to act, just sit and watch and believe something mysterious is at play and will save us soon.

Warbs

Another rare mom here. I’ve listened to all 900! So good to have Matt back. ❤️ Congrats boys!

Denise Fillion

I listened to the last episode too late to send in a question but now that Trump is president again will we get more Call of Cthulhu?

Aaaaaaaaaaa

Not Adam C but my call sign was Smoke 1

AbsenteeUncle

Blew my mind when that caller said he used to be a fighter pilot. I can't believe a Chapo listener had a job!

Turlough Kelly

Crazy that the guys are waiting for a random miracle event to happen to shift the political way of life in America instead of them trying to work with other leftist influencers and working to remake the green party from the inside out. the same way other stars do for the democrats and republicans. Something that they could do in a heartbeat with the number of supporters they have behind them. This soesn't mean they'll be successful but there's a higher chance of that happening than what they're actually waiting for. Yeah, yeah, I know, "if you don't actually try then you can't fail", right?

Liam Quane

Matt sounds so great ❤️ much love to the fellas

TLT

Glad to know there’s a leftist contingent in the military. Things would be a little better if there were more like you

SlowTrickle

We love you Matt.

TC

mother of two, here. Happy to be part of the 1% of podcast listeners

Kelley

Film of the Biden era was Red Rooms

Jon Spiegler

They should have Adam Friedland on and grill him until he tells us what really happened

Tommy

Three cheers for Matty C!

Tom Stevenson

All flows.

Jennifer Wiren

I FEEL GREAT

Jack Westfalia

They should have TrueAnon on for that one and just discuss the cultural influences of 9/11.

Zach H.

Hard to beat a baby seal unless you’re Canadian. That’s why we need to make Canada the 51st state

NYCM&AHole

Chapo bible series when?

Carter Drake

Quit the Navy shipmate. Go steal something and get away with it like Adm Burke

Matty C

the best bible story is absolutely when a group of youths roasted the prophet elisha for being bald, and then he summoned two bears out of the woods to kill 42 of them. 2 Kings 2:23-24 King James Version 23 And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. 24 And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the Lord. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

Bella DeBall

I was THINKING BASEBALL CRANK yay Felix

Shivvy

Matt is truly back baby!

A.C. Miller

Hard to put into words how much I admire Matt. True embodiment of strength and love.

Spencer

dont forget the reagan movie

Arno Noack

Do my guys know about OCN - Naude and Antoine and Denzel, guys running around saving seals in Namibia? They're not gov't-approved or anything they just save hundreds of seals every year. As for cute animals - dik-diks, puffins, and sea otters.

October

Disclaimer I think US fighter jets are overrated but that doesnt mean they're not cool

Doug Cartel

"Former pilot here, where did felix get this interest in really fucking cool planes"

Doug Cartel

I'm just glad anybody with a history major is making money

Doug Cartel

Reminds me of that tragedy

Marcel Szabo

More burger I can do, less hockey no way, besides Minnesota is the hockey state...most of us don't speak French anyways lol

Marcel Szabo

So good to be hearing more of Matt each episode ❤️

Craig

RIP David Lynch

Nimbly Bimbly As FUCK

Hey man, two inches of cobalt steel on a spring morning is all you need

Leonardo Restrepo

Alan D. sounds like Tom from Tom and Bunny

Tommy

911 should be a Very Special Episode.

Jim Chapman

Actually really sweet relationship advice from Felix

Carolyn

I saw Vegeta and I clicked. That's all it takes folks.

Owen Lawson

Especially loved the question on the future of Liberalism.

Matt James Rich

Bro I’ve been edging for so long once we reach episode 1000 im a explode

Goonba

900th

Shivvy

Excited for chapo does bible. Til then, cannot recommend Apocrypals enough as a pod in the same (if more PG) ballpark

Clay loam

What the fuck is with the audio quality? It's...excellent. Robust. Dare I say ballsy, Mr. Chapo. I shall be silent now to revel in feeling Felix's rich baritone in my loins.

ohnoitsthefuzz

Nobody mentioned porcupines... what the hell

Eric Murphy

Very heartwarming at the end. Thanks for the laughs and the small respite from the hemisphere wide gaslighting that is western media, especially in the last year. On that topic, the future of liberalism is fascism. Also, I think toads are cute

interzoa

I'm a Naval Surface Warfare Officer and through some personal tragedies with my life, career and former marriage I'm forever grateful to Will for his dedication to the show, Felix specifically for his understanding of black culture (I'm black btw) and very specific niches like Jaguar Wright in the wake of the Diddler being brought to justice, and Chris for his work in keeping the show running. But Matt specifically helped me find my own voice and gave me the language and historical knowledge to pursue my passion for historical knowledge and historical materialism as I began my understanding of leftism in general. Y'all mean a lot and do a lot and I'm looking forward to Megan McCardle trying to come up with the worst diss track of all time (or really awful article) responding to anything Y'all have said. Much love and congrats on 9 bones.

Arnellius

It’s okay dad

Ernest Ambrus

Whoa, Will literally just broke the David Lynch news to me...

Brad Plumb

Matt's final comments are making me tear up like a wuss.

Brad Plumb

Canadians, please take a moment to review the safety information card located in the seat pocket in front of you 🙏

Matthew

A banger from King Matt within the first two minutes

Randy

That's sick as ay.

Gaz

Felix, just gushing about aviation at like 24:40

Andrew Cross

Cue Thin Lizzy

Ashay Guevara

Pronouncing “seasteading” like that is stolen Felix valor

sneep

900 episodes! I was promised a big dick and a cure for my gayness! I want my money back!

Jeffrey Epstein's Assassin

900 delicious years! congrats! do a crusades. idk. celebrations.

moldava ken jennings

An episode for every year Brandon has been alive

That’s Crazy

How dare you dare us! Das all.

Joe

Gay guys have all the luck, when will the ladies be able to find a man with a small dick

Adeline Rines

My booty cheeks are clapping 👏

Shawn

Sorry about your small gay dick

Big Cheesin'

Congrats guys

Aslansgunna

Hell yeah brother

Shawn

OMG my dick is tiny

ploob

There's my slawp

ploob

I'm gay and my dick is small

J. A.

900!

Kaif Rehman

Let's go

Jordan Giacoma


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