All I Want for Christmas is UwU, v3F2, Draft 6

Patch Notes

Okay, I adjusted the mastering in some parts so it's brighter. It'll much better on very bassy sound systems. Mastering is always a balancing act; it's literally impossible to make something that sounds perfect everywhere. Both versions are in a zip file in my archive; you can choose which one is best for your equipment, but my personal recommendation is "All I Want for Christmas is UwU (Headphones Optimization)" if you have some high-end headphones.

In broad strokes, the difference is that the Headphones version has a greater contrast in pitch, while the Bassy Sound System version is brighter in some parts—most notably, the interludes, bridges, and drops.

Christmas in Burlington

Also, this is me in my hometown. It's so pretty, isn't it? 🥰 (Art by Miming-kun)

Teenage Charli smoked many a shitty blunts and wandered around that very street aimlessly for collective weeks. 😅

Anyway, this matters because my dream is to be able to move back home. The cost of living is obscene because there are more airbnbs than apartments, so my goal—if I can have one—is $6000/month. I'd be able to move home, buy a house, and that, uh, yeah, that would be my dream. :')

So, I'm very grateful to all of you for being here, and when it does happen—when I can move home—I'll have each of you to thank for it.

Lyrics

[Intro]
All I want for Christmas is UwU
UwU
UwU

[Verse]
You put the UwU into my heart
You make my soul fly high when your Let's Play starts
A pretty one into the brain
Get me so so dumb, I drown in pink champagne

[Pre-chorus]
But somethin's cheerful, somethin's bright
My waifu called me in the night
So so needy, so strung out
I'm right here, babe, don't hold in, just—
Let it out!

[Chorus]
All I want for Christmas
Is UwU
Baby, it's tru'wu
All I want for Christmas
Is UwU
Only you'wu

[Pre-chorus]
Heart emojis, tips galore
Can't help wanting something more
Your happiness is all I need
And all I want is more of you please!

[Chorus]
All I want for Christmas
Is UwU
Baby, it's true
All I want for Christmas
Is UwU
Only you

[Verse]
Snowflakes falling, lights aglow
Streaming live, she's all I know
My princess eyes do shine so bright
In her chat this Christmas night

[Interlude]

[Bridge]
Underneath the mistletoe
Notice me to make me know
I'm wanted here, it feels so right
To spend with you, this starry lonely
Starry-starry-lonely-starry-lonely-starry-lonely-starry
Lonely starry-lonely-starry lonely-starry-lonely-starry
Lonely starry-lonely starry-lonely-starry lonely-starry-lonely-
tarry
Lonely starry-lonely-starry-lonely-starry-lonely
Christmas night!!!!

[Chorus]
All I want for
I think I need more!
Makin' me poor!
Let me simp—

[Drop]
—Put the UwU into my heart
You make my soul fly high when your Let's Play starts
—Into the bray'ain
Get me so so dumb, I drown in pink champagne
(Let's play)

[Bridge]
(It's what this day's about)
Plug in, baby, don't log out
Plug in, baby, don't log out
Plug in, baby, don't log out
Plug in, baby, don't log out

[Interlude]
Plug in, baby, don't log out
Plug in, baby, don't log out
Plug in, baby, don't log out
Plug in, baby, don't log out
Plug in, baby, don't log out
Plug in, baby, don't log out
Plug in, baby, don't log out
Plug in, baby, don't log out
Plug in, baby, don't log out
Plug in, baby, don't log out
Plug in, baby, don't log out
Plug in, baby, don't log out

[Verse]
Stanley-creeping through my feed peeking when I'm sleepy
Seeking ways to meet me, sending messages so cheesy
Believe me, I'm uneasy dealing with your feeling spree when you
Need me (need me)
You're (clinging so completely)
Freedom's getting breezy maybe time to set me free so
See me (see me)
Living life in 3D
(Between the lines you read me)
But you don't really know me
Please (leave me)
Echoes on repeat
Deleting what was fleeting
(Maybe fine'ly finding—)

[Interlude]
—Don't log out
Plug in, baby, (don't) don't log out
Plug in, baby, (don't) don't log out
Plug in, baby, (don't) don't log out
Plug in, baby, (don't) don't log out
Plug in, baby, (don't) don't log out
Plug in, baby, (don't) don't log out

[Verse]
The blocked emojis, tears galore
Please don't chase me anymore
Your absence is the gift I need
To let my heart breathe free.

[Outro]
Your absence is the gift I need
Under my Christmas tree