be a pal
rule #1, no boots on the couch!!
2024-04-20 05:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
dramamine posts
roleplay
"anything can happen when two people share a cell, cuz..."
2024-04-18 14:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
new phone who this?
"come on over and we can look for him together!"
2024-04-14 05:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
tavern basement, after-hours
missed connections/orc-orc-orc4Dwarf
2024-04-13 05:15:13 +0000 UTC View Post
big tipper
guys like him keep these little beachside ice cream stands in business!
2024-04-12 19:43:38 +0000 UTC View Post
horseplay
"why do you think they call it that in the first place?"
2024-03-12 19:33:01 +0000 UTC View Postsecret admirer
the classic nerd/bully "will they? won't they??" dynamic
2024-03-12 19:31:34 +0000 UTC View Post
second taste
first one's free, but the second is gonna cost you...
2024-02-21 22:16:35 +0000 UTC View Postwheel of fortune
"get a nice relaxing hobby, they said," he said...
2024-02-12 14:57:02 +0000 UTC View Post
spectator
"but... what about the guy??"
"what about the guy?"
"yeah," the guy reading the newspaper said, "what about me?"
beat the champ
"In this corner, Charlieeeeeeeeeeeeeee Goodtime!!"
2024-01-14 20:29:19 +0000 UTC View Post
THX-42069
visit the future, where busting is the ultimate crime...
2023-12-22 02:12:56 +0000 UTC View Post
antivirus
"Definitely a lot of fun at first... unfortunately though, FuckportPro(tm) has some significant strategic disadvantages in the battlefield. Two Stars."
-neurohacker//monthly
cinephile
"if i'm gonna be stuck inside all month i might as well get a little culture."
2023-12-17 05:18:49 +0000 UTC View Posttwo thumbs way up
"riveting... a triumph."
-hypnotized ratpunk #445324
(theyre watching synechdoche, NY)
2023-12-17 04:52:58 +0000 UTC View Post
hypnovember 9: magic/sorcery
"No way that's all you got," said the little magus, snapping his fingers and making the green flames along the captive's long dick glow brighter. "Big strong guy like you..."
2023-11-26 03:33:38 +0000 UTC View Post
