So how have you all been? I took a short trip last week, which is why there wasn't an update. But I'm back and fully refreshed! And what a perfect time to return as well. Suddenly the sun is shining, Akabur released a new update of his game and I find a new story to get completely engrossed by. More on this later!
Ngghhh... can you imagine the legs on this girl? Phew~...! *Ahem* Where was I? Oh right, Tuesday update.
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Another week has gone by? Holy moly these go by fast. Now you might wonder why I don't have that much to show you guys. Well unfortunately building the basic mechanics is ...
2019-03-26 14:57:20 +0000 UTC View Post
You find all kinds of things when browsing the internet for gifs. I don't know where she's from, but I think I'm in love.
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Hi all, another Tuesday update! I've been busy making my code more elegant. As I'm developing this system, it's easy to bloat the code and make it harder to read. I've red...
2019-03-19 16:40:14 +0000 UTC View Post
More married with children! Found another gif, figured I might as well share it.
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All right, let's jump right into it. Short update this week. Game's been going really well on a coding front. Adding guns into the minigame now. But I'm afraid I don't have too much to show off this time.
I...
2019-03-12 14:57:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Another Tuesday update for you all! What do you think about this week's gif? I don't know about you guys, but kid's shows didn't use to have 'this' kind of entertainment where I grew up!
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Let's just jump right into it. The game is progressing well. Still working on the tutorial and wr...
2019-03-05 21:26:12 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm beginning to see a pattern with these weekly update gifs. Who's this? No idea, but she seems to have burgers and a barbecue so she's pretty much living the dream.
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So what have I been doing with the game? Mostly code re-writes honestly. I went from a one stage combat animation, to differen...
2019-02-26 12:37:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Ah yes... "Click" an Adam Sandler movie that I think I watched at one point. This being the only scene I remember. I wonder why.
Anyways, welcome all. How have you all been?
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Okay, so this isn't going to be super exciting for you, sitting there reading this, but I just figured out a way ...
2019-02-19 15:16:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Holy moly, I might actually be able to keep up these! Anyone remember the show Married with Children? I used to watch it when I was a kid, and I just remembered why I liked it so much...
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All right, what's new? Well I'll tell ya!
State of the game
So I just got some of th...
2019-02-12 15:55:45 +0000 UTC View Post
I promised you guys last week that we might be getting weekly update posts, so I'm trying to stick to it! So what's been going on this week?
Well I've been busy getting talent on board to help with the game. I now have 3 main voice actresses to voice the girls and the first animation only needs to be synced up with the ...
2019-02-05 11:11:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Woah, it's already been a month? That's crazy, January flew by for me. So, how are you all? How's 2019 treating you? Gotta say, I'm filled with renewed vigor and motivation, so all in all, I'm doing pretty well! Progress on Paprika Trainer is going a lot faster than originally planned, which is great.
What I've ...
2019-01-26 12:43:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Holy moly, it's almost 2019! I hope you all had a good year filled with fun and family friendly games! 2018 was a good year for us with with Star Channel, 2018-12-31 16:29:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Merry Christmas boys! (And a small amount of girls) Look what Santa brought you on this fine Christmas morning. Another update! Some of you already guessed it, but the theme for my next parody game will be... Totally Spies!
I'm hoping to go al out on this one. With plenty of art (and possible animations), story, items a...
2018-12-25 02:16:10 +0000 UTC View PostYup! The game is finally finished and what a ride it's been. Three years of on and off work, replacing art assets, bugtesting and fixing. It has been an wonderful experience and one that I am darn proud of. Of course... Non of this would've ever been possible without you guys.
Patreon blew up around the start of this ye...
2018-12-15 17:08:52 +0000 UTC View PostHello everyone! So this is it. Crunch time. I'm hoping to release the full game by December 24th, but I need your help. About 50% of you all still reporting getting bugs and I'd like to iron these out before the game goes live.
IMPORTANT, not all bugs can be fixed in old save files, so if you have time, I'd li...
2018-12-02 13:00:58 +0000 UTC View PostHi all! New version (0.16.5) has just gone live, check it out. It has the long awaited new sex scene for Ahsoka! Whoo!
So I wanna take a moment to talk about bugs with y'all. I've heard of some really odd bugs that for the life of me, I haven't been able to reproduce in my game. It's mostly these ones:
Update: Version 0.16.5 is out now! Bugfixes, new sex scene for Ahsoka, polishing, bugfixing. Also new post coming later today.
Alright, I'm dropping this update a little sooner because I want people to get their hands on it. The big alpha testing phase starts now. Please send me all your bugreports and progres...
2018-11-09 20:06:40 +0000 UTC View PostUh-oh... Remember when I said next update would be the first of November? J-just kidding...! Okay so I'm moving it to next Friday. Mostly waiting for some very high quality art which should be done any day now. The finale is 'almost' done! I got some testing and some art left to add, but after tha...
2018-11-01 23:15:19 +0000 UTC View Post'Ello everybody. Turned the Halloween event back on. For those who weren't here last year, you can now collect Trick or Treat bags by visiting planets.
You can get:
Also:
Dun dun dunnnnn! It's September, the long awaited BETA is finally here! What's the difference between Alpha and Beta?......**Shrugs** I dunno.
But what I do know is that we're moving closer and closer to the final release of the game. Not that much left to add, but still loads to refine. With that in mind, let's get a schedule...
2018-09-28 20:03:44 +0000 UTC View PostHowdy folks,
Tomorrow's update will be a little bigger than usual. With new outfits, additions to the war mechanic, and (most likely) the game's finale.
For that reason, tomorrow's update will be version BETA 15.0 (yup we're moving to beta). Now I'd like to stress that it'll still be rough around the edges. There will st...
2018-09-27 13:44:59 +0000 UTC View Post##################################################
Bad news... The law passed and will most likely go into effect in January. I'm getting in contact with Patreon to see if they have any advice, but this ridiculous law seems to be a reality now.
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2018-09-07 16:50:42 +0000 UTC View PostAll right! Let's get another update going! I have received some excellent bugfixes this month (didn't have time to get to them all, so there will be a minor patch tomorrow) as well as some new content. A new CG has been added (let's see if you guys can find it) involving all 3 girls getting their groove on.
What about ...
2018-08-25 18:13:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey guys. So while we're at it, I'm wondering if any of you have any suggestions in mind for outfits. Could be for Ahsoka, Shin'na or Kit.
It will mostly have to focus on their body, so no fancy headgear like hats, masks, etc.
If you have something in mind, let me know. I might have Sam draw it for the game.
2018-08-01 22:53:15 +0000 UTC View PostAnother month, another update. So as mentioned in my last post, this month is mostly a bugfixing update. I want to thank everyone for reporting their bugs and special thanks to Xip for doing some thorough in depth testing.
Next months update will be focused on refining the scenes that are already ingame (more facial expression...
2018-07-27 20:57:50 +0000 UTC View Post
All right, for those who don't know. Star Wars Clone Wars was cancelled after season 6, leaving a lot of story arcs unfinished. But they're bringing it back! I can't believe it, but I'm excited as all hell for this.
Check out the epic trailer!
2018-07-20 21:25:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi y'all. So there's this weird error where the game decides to do this (see screenshot) after the battle for the station.
Did anyone here get this and if so, when exactly does it seem to trigger? Tracking this bug down has been a lot more difficult than I hoped.
2018-07-13 21:45:00 +0000 UTC View PostUpdate: Today the EU voted on Article 13 and the majority voted against! Whoohoo! Our buttcheeks are safe... for now. The law wasn't outright rejected and they'll be picking things up against in September. It will be up to use to continue the fight then. I want to thank everyone who decided to contact their MEP....
2018-07-03 19:16:22 +0000 UTC View PostYes! I made it! June's update. Sorry if it's a bit late everyone. Life's been incredibly busy over here and by the looks of it it won't slow down anytime soon.
Next month will be a polish- and a bugfixing update. So not that much new content will be added. I'll be focusing on resolving long outstanding glitches and making sure...
2018-06-30 20:30:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Just a small sneak peak of what you can expect for the next update. There's currently 3 animated gifs in the works and the hope is to have all 3 of them in for the next update.
2018-06-10 08:38:59 +0000 UTC View Post
