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Big Update + Noisy Neighbor.

Hey y'all. Long time no talk. Just sent you all my newest finished story, Noisy Neighbor, so at least that hopefully makes up for my absence. Lets get down to brass tacks first before I talk about the story.

I am not going to be doing monthly updates for awhile. Not until I catch up, cause there's no point. I won't be ...

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August 2025 Update/AI Assisted Alterations

Hello all, I hope you have all had a wonderful August. Lets address the elephant in the room. There was a mix up with my ADHD meds. The ones I had for the end of June and most of July, made me feel like a rockstar. It was exactly what I needed. I was writing 4-5k words a day, and then when it was time to reup on my prescripti...

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Story Poll #29

I did say there was gonna be a poll, didn't I? Just doing a standard "series continuation" poll. Almost forgot to post this lol. Anyway, I'm over 35k words into an emergency comm I had to take, which means I'm averaging 4k+ words a day! So yeah, I'm thinking I'm back haha.

Here are you options for the poll:

1. L...

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Tutoring Troubles/July 2025 Update

Hello, another late update, because I have lost control of my life. JK, things are starting to actually look up. I am on a new prescription for ADHD and it is working the way I've been wanting - those of you who in the progress have seen the insane progress I made on Tutoring Troubles in like a week. Anyway, there will be a p...

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An Agreement Gone Wrong Chapter 5/June 2025 Update

Hello all! Just sent Agreement Ch5 out to y'all, so check for that. Took me a bit longer cause, as many of you who follow me on social media/check the Discord know, I had trouble with a few parts and the ending as well as a good portion of the beginning (this chapter also ended up being way longer than intended). Also, and I ...

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Story Poll #28

Hey everyone! Here's the poll I promised. Update on Agreement Ch5: I'm at over 30k words and basically in the middle of the last scene. Expect it tomorrow or the day after. Been having a mixed reaction to my new meds - they work really well some days, but its not consistent. Gonna ask my psychiatrist about getting the dosage...

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May 2025 Update

Hello everyone, I hope you're enjoy your month. I have some stupendous news to share with y'all.

As those of you active in the Discord or who follow me on certain social media accounts have learned, I was successful in getting re-medicated! And, most importantly, its my ADHD thats been treated, and I've been taking a p...

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April 2025 Update/Seeing Double

Hello all! Just sent you all out my newest story, a collab with the artist SovietMarmalade titled "Seeing Double". Got it out right at the end of the month with minutes to spare haha. I will also be doing a big update in general with this post. Also, Agreement Ch5 I will be starting in the next couple days so hell yeah
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Story Poll #27

Hey y'all, here's this months poll as promised! Not much of an update, but I am nearing 20k total on the current WIP. Will probably have it out early April at this rate, but if I can get it out by the end of this month, y'all know I will. As usual, I will post the results of this poll with the next monthly update, which will ...

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March 2025 Update

Hello y'all, here is the March 2025 update!

I am over 15k words into the current story I'm writing which means I'm making great progress. After that its Agreement Gone Wrong ch5, and after that I will either take a comm or start Tutoring Troubles! I will post a poll tomorrow because I forgot to do it once again earlie...

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Too Big Of An Upgrade/February 2025 Update

Lets pretend its still February - I'm only a few hours late haha.

I'll be posting a poll either later today or tomorrow, since I've finally completed a new story and feel comfortable doing so. We'll call it February's poll because why not? Gonna be starting a special surprise story next, then it's gonna be.... Agreemen...

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January 2025 Update/Entering The Lion's Den

Hello! Happy New Year y'all! I half-forgot about the monthly update but here we are. Just sent out a new story that's not "Too Much Of An Upgrade" because I'm still working hard on that and I felt bad about not having something released. Hopefully this previously-unreleased story will tide y'all over. There will probably be a...

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Faceless Desire/December 2024 Update

Hello everyone, slightly late update this month - but not as late as they have been recently! Just sent out my newest completed commission "Faceless Desire" to y'all, commissioned by novaforce555. I will be starting "Too Much Of An Upgrade" tomorrow or Monday, and as always, I hope to get that finished in a timely manner. Aft...

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Story Poll #26

Hello y'all! Hope everyone who celebrated had a good Thanksgiving. I'm like 20k words into my current comm, so I'm like 2/3rds of the way done. Working hard as ever. I didn't forget to post a poll this month, even though I did almost forget that November doesn't have 31 days. It kinda feels like it should, doesn't it? Anyway ...

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A Futanari Big Enough For A Succubus/November 2024 Update

Hey everyone, just sent out the newest story - A Futanari Big Enough For A Succubus, the winner of the What If? poll! Also combining this with the November 2024 Update.

I want to apologize first and foremost for a lack of an update last month. I really tried to get this story out by the end of the month, but obviously...

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Story Poll #25

Hey look I didn't forget to post one this month! Mini-update: I'm like 15k+ words into the Victoria-Succubus story, so I'm making progress. Don't have an ETA on its release yet though. Also, for the poll this month, I think its gonna be cuck/ntr themed, because I haven't written a story like that this year haha. I think the n...

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Lucy Looks For Love Chapter 3/September 2024 Update

Hey everyone, just sent out Lucy Looks For Love chapter 3 to y'all! Also doing the monthly update in this post to kill 2 birds with one stone haha.

Quick update: gonna be starting the Victoria-Succubus "What If?" story in the next couple of days. hoping to have it out by the end of the month as always. After that it'l...

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August 2024 Update

I definitely didn't forget about the monthly update, what are you talking about?

I'm like 8k words into Lucy ch3 so I'm making decent progress. This chapter is gonna be shorter than the first 2 for sure, so I think I can get it out by the end of the month. It was slow going at first cause I was struggling to get the ri...

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A Fire Reignited

Hey y'all - I finished the commission and just sent it out to y'all! Huzzah! Gonna start Lucy ch3 this weekend, and do the monthly update sometime next week. This commission, for fellow author TimidShark, is a sequel/the 2nd half to "A Fire Extinguished" from earlier this year. It was originally gonna be all one story, but we...

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Story Poll #24

Hey look, I didn't forget about the story poll! Mini-update: this commission is just about finished, should have it done and sent out to y'all by like Friday at the latest. So look forward to that. Then I'll do Lucy ch3 and whatever the poll winner was after that... The Victoria-Succubus "what-if?" story I think. God I'm behi...

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July 2024 Update

Hey y'all, late update. Part of the reason is due to Patreon. Basically for those who haven't seen others complain about it, Patreon has been requesting every content creator who uses the site to verify their identity. For a long time it wasn't required, or at least they weren't strictly enforcing it. But this month they basi...

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Futanari Influencer/June 2024 Update

Okay, I totally didn't realize I forgot to do the monthly update - I'm so sorry about that. So uh, let's speed run it in this post.

Agreement ch5 won the poll, no surprise about that! Probably a poll this month, who knows what the theme will be. Futanari Influencer is obviously done, so I'm taking a comm next, the othe...

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Story Poll #23

Hello! Sorry for the quiet month. Life has not been good recently. My current WIP is almost done, and I hope to have it out by the end of this weekend at the latest. I'm on the final scene or so. After that its a comm - the sequel to A Fire Extinguished - and then Lucy Looks for Love ch3, I believe. Thank you all who have stu...

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May 2024 Update

Hey y'all, it's monthly update time! Just so you all know, I'm about 16k+ words into the new story - making great progress so far. So look forward to seeing that soon, and then the sequel to the commission "A Fire Extinguished". Lucy ch3 sometime after that, and then another comm. We're getting through this backlog, folks! I ...

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Story Poll #22

New poll time! Starting the "My Choice" poll winner today, tentatively titled "Futanari Influencer" until I come up with something better! So look forward to that soon. There will be a monthly update posted after this poll ends. The theme of this poll is that there isn't one - it's just gonna be random story and chapter ideas...

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Reunited Part 2

Good news everyone! Just sent y'all the new story I finished yesterday - Reunited Part 2! It was a bounty commission sponsored by maddy_long/maddlong! Gonna be starting on the "My Choice" poll winner story, then it'll be another commission, probably the sequel to A Fire Extinguished, and then Lucy Looks for Love ch3! What a s...

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A Condom Big Enough For A Futa Chapter 7

Just sent out the new chapter to y'all! Gonna start a bounty commission this weekend, then on to my choice in story - thinking of making it futa on male. Anyway, can't wait to see what y'all think of this one!

Story summary:

Victoria finally meets up with Jasmine at her house. The two discuss the similarity of t...

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April 2024 Update

Hello everyone! Let's start of this monthly update with some good news: I finished A Condom ch7 yesterday (Wednesday) which means it'll be out today when I'm done editing it (Thursday), which is great! I'll be starting a bounty comm this weekend, and then it'll be my choice, and then another comm presumably. So look forward ...

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Story Poll #21

Hey everyone! Just as a mini-update, I'm like 20k words into A Condom ch7. It's gonna be a good deal longer than chapter 6, but I'm still gonna try to do my best to get it out by the weekend. After that we have another bounty-commission, and then My Choice for what gets written after! I'll do the monthly update a week or so a...

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The Futa Family Chapter 3

Hey y'all, just sent out Futa Family chapter 3 to y'all! I will be starting A Condom ch7 in the next couple of days, and I'm still gonna try and get that out before the end of the month. There will be a poll sometime next week - still leaning towards the "What If?" idea. This should've been done last week, but my life went th...

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