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A Plague Tale: Requiem - Rat's All, Folks (Review)

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My latest review has dropped, and it's for a sequel to one of my favorite games in recent years! Wanna see what I thought about A Plague Tale: Requiem? Why, just CLICK HERE!

Have you...

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So The Bayonetta 3 Mess Got Messier (The Jimquisition)

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Oh what an amazing disaster. Platinum Games has hit back at accusations from Bayonetta's former voice actor... unofficially, anyway. The whole thing is now an impeccable drama, and while everybody loves drama, the sad fact is that very real issues concerning voice acting will now be totally buried.

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Podquisition 408: Silicone Babies

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So lifelike.

Games we played this week include:

Stories of Blossom (9:10)

Scorn (12:30)

Cryohazard (28:50)

Alice is Missing (32:45)

A Plague Tale: Requiem (38:35)

Vampire Survivors (46:45)

Eat Lead: The Return of Matt Hazard (52:35)

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Scorn - Worthy Of Its Name (Review)

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Check out the Scorn review here! 

My lastest review is a damn spicy one! Scorn is a game that makes me feel... well... scorn! Seriously, I cannot emphasize enough how horri...

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Bayonetta's Payonetta (The Jimquisition)

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Bayonetta 3 is at the center of a controversy that exploded over the weekend, with voice actor Hellena Taylor revealing why she won't return to perform the iconic character.   

So then, let's talk about voice actors and compensation. A topic that is just as infuriating now as it was fourteen years ago!

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Review: Disney Dreamlight Valley - Friendship Is Vapid

Link to review here: https://www.thejimquisition.com/post/disney-dreamlight-valley-friendship-is-vapid 

Kept you waiting, huh? 

Yep, written reviews are back...

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Podquisition 407: Seize the Means of Malarky

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The only thing you have to lose is your dignity.

Games we played this week include: 

Hazelnut Hex (10:30)
Condemned: Criminal Origins (14:20)
A Way Out (27:40)
NieR: Automata The End of YoRHa Edition (34:10)
NeuroDeck (35:50)
Fallout: New Vegas (40:20)
Fallout 4 (46:35)
Too Human (55:30)<...

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Overwatch 2: Blizzard's Latest Travesty (The Jimquisition)

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Overwatch 2 is a free-to-play monstrosity, and it's hardly surprising. The years between the original Overwatch and its sequel saw Blizzard go from gaming darling to one of its most loathed villans. If only someone saw that coming.

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Podquisition 406: Lucozade Lifestyle

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Our secret agenda is laid bare.

Games we played this week include:

Dreamlight Valley (16:00)

Return to Monkey Island (22:00)

BioShock 2 (30:30)

FRANKEN (35:05)

The Binding of Isaac (37:00)

Trombone Champ (38:00)

Middle Earth: Shadow of War (39:25)

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Google Stadia R.I.P And L.O.L (The Jimquisition)

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Google Stadia is finally dead. I mean, it's been dead from the start, but Google finally did what Google does best, and put a bullet in the brain of another terminal failure. LOL!

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Podquisition 405: REJOICE

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Love it when a plan comes together.

Games we played this week include:

Trombone Champ (16:30)

High Speed II: The Getaway (26:30)

Scratching Memory (29:45)

My Time at Portia (32:15)

BioShock 2 (33:20)

Dreamlight Valley (38:00)

Mail Time (46:05)

CorpoNation: The Sorting Pro...

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Dunkey, Vampires, And Staying In One's Lane (The Jimquisition)

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Dunkey announced his own game publishing company, Bigmode, and the response was... not universally calm. So let's talk about that. And Vampire Survivors. And baffling outrage.

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Podquisition 404: The Genital Line

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Cross it.

Games we played this week include:

The Secret of Monkey Island / LeChuck’s Revenge (10:00)

Return to Monkey Island (16:35)

My Time at Sandrock (22:20)

Thymesia (29:00)

Wo Long: Fallen Dynasty (35:40)

Ring of Pain (37:30)

Wayward Strand (42:35)

You Suck at Park...

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GTA: Garbage Takes Aplenty (The Jimquisition)

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Grand Theft Auto 6 won't be out for quite some time, but the takes are already exhausting. A recent leak showing off loads of early footage has certainly demonstrated that things are gonna get real bad.

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Steelrising - Brilliantly Broken (Jimpressions)

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The team at Spiders have produced their best work yet - a visually delightful Soulslike with flowing combat, overpowered weapons, and a robot in a powdered wig. It's janky as heck, but I'm loving it!

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Podquisition 403: The Queen’s Dead Special

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We’re being very respectful.

Games we played this week include:

Wayward Strand (13:30)
My Time at Sandrock (20:20)
Fall Guys (21:35)
Ashigaru: The Last Shogun (24:30)
Steelrising (27:35)

Ayn Odin Pro (43:10)
Justice Sucks: Tactical Vacuum Action (50:30)
Splatoon 3 (53:15)
The Last of U...

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The Last Of Us Part I Has The Worst Graphics Of All Time (The Jimquisition)

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The Last of Us Part I has the worst graphics of all time. I have decided this using EVIDENCE and LOGIC! You won't believe Naughty Dog's SHOCKING BETRAYAL!

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Ashigaru: The Last Shogun - The Return Of Gilson B. Pontes (Jimpressions)

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I've coined a new game for the special kind of disaster this guy makes. From now on, he is the master of the Gilsonlike!

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The Last Of Us Part I - Relasted (Jimpressions)

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The Last of Us Part I is The Last of Us but prettier. That really is it. It's a beat-for-beat mechanical replica with updates visuals. Is that worth $70?

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Podquisition 402: We Are The End

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Just let us photosynthesize a little longer.

Games we played this week include:
A Plague Tale: Innocence (10:20)
Vampire Survivors (19:30)
Arcade Paradise (22:20)
The Last of Us Remastered (28:00)
Immortality (32:10)
Red Steel (37:40)

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News things talked about in this episode:

Supp...

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Is 17 Hours Too Short For A Videogame? (The Jimquisition)

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Tickets for my first self-run wrestling show: buytickets.at/spectrumwrestling 

Is Cult of the Lamb a scam at "only" 17 hours? I mean, let's be honest, we're not here to seriously discuss an assertion that ludicrous... are we?

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Saint Row - Saints Broke (Jimpressions)

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The new Saints Row? Yeah, it's not so great.

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Podquisition 401: This Virgin Knows How To F You

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Did you feel that? It’s the sensation of a rug being pulled out from under.

Games we played this week include:
Vampire Survivors (12:30)
Steel Rising (21:30)
Arcade Paradise (30:10)
The Last of Us Remastered (41:15)
Jetpack Joyride 2 (51:00)
Control (56:20)
We Are OFK (1:03:10)
A Plague Tale: I...

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I Made Steam's Most Unlikable Developer Really Really Mad (The Jimquisition)

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Last episode we talked about the unhinged developer of Domina. He didn't appreciate that. His response was a hallmark of self-owning meltdowns, leading to yet another incredible L for the right wring crackpot.

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Podquisition 400: Eight Years

This has gone on far too long

Games we played this week include:

Cult of the Lamb (31:15)

Saints Row (34:45)

Cursed to Golf (43:30)

Vampire Survivors (53:20)

Wario Ware: Smooth Moves (1:02:00)

House of the Dead Overkill (1:03:40)

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The Least Shocking Of All Shocking Games (Squirty Play)

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The Edge of the World Z (Will Shock You) is this game's full title. It wasn't very shocking though.

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The Misadventures Of Steam's Most Unlikeable Developer (The Jimquisition)

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The creator of Domina sure is unhinged. Using patch notes to publish wacky manifestos denouncing Covid precautions, trans people, and wacking off, as well as sharing wild conspiracy theories. Also he got banned from his own forum.

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Podquisition 399: Lord of the Ants

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Jordan’s here with the new hot diet.

Games we played this week include:
Rollerdrome (7:05)
The Mortuary Assistant (16:15)
Cult of the Lamb (26:45)
Kirby’s Dream Buffet (53:30)

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News things talked about in this episode:

Nintendo brought up on another labor board complaint. (1:01:00) ...

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Cult Of The Lamb - A World Of Sh*t (Jimpressions)

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There's so much poo in this game. It's pretty good though!

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Loot Boxes, The Government, And EA's Propaganda (The Jimquisition)

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EA has ducked government intervention in the UK, and intends to use predatory loot boxes in FIFA perpetually. In December, I'll be in Beijing, opening up new pork markets!

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